Stupid Fanfiction moments.
Summary
Now that i have your attention
This fanfic is about Katie and her crazy life with this cool Boyband that is like famous or something. And it is just so good it has like almost a plot. Which is really basic and a total cliche you have read like a million times before.
(I am writing this. Ironically... This is me making fun of fanfics because it is easy and i am a sarcastic bitch. Enjoy)
DISCLAIMER IF YOU GET OFFENED EASILY DONT READ IT!!!! (not forbidding you though i am asvicing you.)
(also i am not copying i can no longer access my old account but i wanted to continue writing it so here it is again......)
Characters
A lamp
Katies best friend whom we only see in one chapter then never meet again, which is sad because she lights up your world like nobody else.
Alex gaskarth.
Starring as the doctor Katie will clearly need from all of those std's she will get for all that unprotected bathroom sex.
Katie
(I thought a model would be a good choice because she is so ugly u know?) Katie has ocd and does not like partying with her billionaire boyfriend. She has a lot of sex and get pregnant like once a month, always keeping the baby. She has so little talent she is only good at things like: gourmet cooking, singing, playing instruments, photography, dance, acting, marschel arts, football, cheerleading or anything. She is terrible at math though.
One direction.
Niall, Louis, Harry, Liam and uhm.. *swollows sadness and tries to resist urge to listen to Spaces while crying deeply.* let's just not talk about that...
Smeagol
Starring as katies mother. Who would sell her daughter for a penny any day. On the other hand can you blame her?
Starbucks
Who you will see in every chapter through this pointless story, because Katie is a f*cking basic bitch white girl thats why.
Taylor swift.
Starring as irrelevant character.
What's his face.
Starring as either douchebag ex boyfriend who is a douche because plot needs something. Or Best friend that is secretly in love with Katie cuz love triangle.
Wheatley
Starring as Justin bieber.
Yoda
Katies dad starring as.
Chapters
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Damn girlbands.
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Geeks, cos reasons.
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the fence that repaired itself.
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I HAVE INFINITE MONEYS!!!
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work hard play hard.
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Katie bad girl, bad girl
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Sex in public places
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How the f*ck do you know that?
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B*tch be per-fect
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cuddling up on the couch watching a movie.
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let me just remove my make up
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Katie and her ocd
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Katie and her ocd
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The drunken irishman
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math skills level 1000
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YOU´RE NOT THE MOTHERF*CKING DOCTOR
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Smut
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Period
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BOOM pregnant!
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keepin da babe
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im so frickin' scurred rn.
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romeo oh romeo
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im so fat.
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football? soccer? f*ck it i quit!
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do your parents even care anymore?
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cus the plot demands it.
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we need to talk
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"I fell asleep in his arms"
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Twilight is not nerdy
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logic
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That´s so f*cking realistic omg!
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expectations
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let's get physical
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LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOO
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argh!!!!!
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This is not a joke! (serious chapter)
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that´s racist.
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Stop while it is still good.
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Fantasy fanfics and their enchanted forests, which also exists in other fanfics because f*ck you
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Katie really needs a chill pill.
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ENOUGH!
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A moment of silence.
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you can read?
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she needs a nickname? oh i got it, cliche.
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They´re british, we get it.
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you're amazing just the way you are.
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Dean, what are you doing hm?
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big gestures.
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I love all of the colors
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You are waisting my time.
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Depression re-upload thingy
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You´re the most beautiful girl in the world
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This is not Westeros.
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I am not the worst though.
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let me just put on something more comfortable.
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let´s listen to some music.
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the enemy
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the FEELS!!!!
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Something different
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Highlights.
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Baby
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FINALLY!!!
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THEY CAN´T. SO SHUT UP STEVIE.
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0 out of 10.
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Statistically.
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the hair fairy.
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So this happend
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That was....interesting?
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Popcorn!
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Letters for Juliet.
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Kidnapping.
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Get your shit together Katie.
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The sass
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did we just become best friends? i think so.
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I'm so emo.
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P.O.V
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Because. fanfic!
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the power of boners.
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And the academy award goes to....
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Stick to the plan.
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well.
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His glancing eyes.
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Wow. much plot, such amaze.
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Wanted
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Who are you again?
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Stabbety stab stab.
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I do not think so.
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This is awkward.
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Stop it!
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something great?
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How to make a high school fanfic.
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I have lost all faith.
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How to save the supernatural fanfic genre.
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I have been scarred for life.
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Sibilings.
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Electricity.
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There are other hairstyles.
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the lips
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bad boyz what you gonna do when i come fo you?
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it will rain.
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12 days of fanfic (Christmas song)
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Genderbend dammit!
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Btr shit.
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Say yes to the dress
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That´s
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I am a simple woman.
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Emma as dictator.
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Originality.
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kinda
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I have a boner.
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LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.
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Oh yeh bebe.
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The theory of everything.
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Angel ;)
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OMG babe this is our song.
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Weirdly beautiful.
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Abuse.
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Foxley my broken little boy.
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Psycic powers
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Twilight Fanfiction.
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Back to the future.
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Make out sessions.
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How to make a student X teacher fanfic.
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I shall name you Squizy.
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Musically gifted.
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Horror.
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Parents
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Must be a demon.
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Age difference.
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He drives to school every morning, while I fly to work on a plane.
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Chatter
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How to make a realistic fanfic.
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You cheating bastard.
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Gotta raise that baby together.
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Newborns
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In for the kill.
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background.
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Myspace
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love.
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In the desert
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Back in time.
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Kinky.
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My little angel.
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Always
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Parenting done right
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Realisme
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Asshole characters.
@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.
ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.
pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.
ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.
6/9/17