Stupid Fanfiction moments. - Comments

@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.

ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.

pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.


ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.

Okay, I have a few things to say about this. First, you're writing is horrible. I felt like I was reading something my eight year old niece would write. Second, a lot of these were really offensive.
Now, I'm not the type of person to get offended easily, but then you called American's fuckheads. That's not even a word. And when I'm on my period, I'm still very pleasant to be around. Not everyone is a bitch on their period like you, so please don't teach young girls that that's the case.
You're talking shit about all of these people's stories, but you don't realize the work that some of these people put into writing them.
When you're reading any story, you get a peek into someone's soul. Whether it's how they wish their life was like, or the scariest thing they can imagine.
I don't understand why you want to put people down. You must have such a sad life, that you waste your time talking shit about other people's hard work.
You truly are pathetic.

My children aren't little brats, so I probably would struggle to write a little monster. But if I had a story where a baby was in it I'd definitely share some experiences haha like being pooed on, or they'd poo just as I was about to go out, they were sick on me whenever I'd just got dressed.. all those 'you've got to be kidding me' moments ;)

Fair point though, that would be interesting and a laugh out loud read if I saw someone include that in a story x

I totally agree. In addition to what you wrote, you can be a drunk father and not abuse your kid or you can be a crack-addict mother and not abuse your kid ;)) x

@MelissaStylesInStyle
idk shit about kids tbh, but he wouldnt have his fathers curls, that was like a small victory for me right there

@mrsawesome1

no worries :) I agree with basically everything you say about this. tbh the stories I write are basically the stuff you're telling us not to do to not really at the same time. I do it so people would read, but yeah I'm trying to make my stories more realistic because I too like that kind of stuff.

I also have a topic you can write about. Mind if I message you?

@mrsawesome1
Actually babies can be born with lots of thick hair! I wouldn't say "his/her father's curls" for two reasons. One is that typically kids that end up with curly hair are born with straighter hair and doesn't curl until a couple months old. Secondly Harry's hair was straight most of his childhood so his kids will likely also have straight hair. (maybe even blonde... Lol)

@MelissaStylesInStyle
but its really thin tho, right? I dont have kids so I am guessing here (most of my assumptions are based on tv tbh.) so like you wouldnt say they had their fathers curls right?

@LIZZY THAT GIRL
that is cool that your eyes can do that. I heard a girl from way back whose friend had something similar. I hope I didnt make you mad, I honestly had no idea it exsisted when I wrote that particular chapter. I stillstand with my statement ehen it is drastic changes which you also said cant happen. ;)

um to be fair about chapter 31, ya know about the eye changing color thing, my eyes change color based off my moods. like my eyes were dark blue when I was younger but now my eyes eyes are hazel. they turn green sometimes (when i'm really happy) and they turn dark brown (when I'm angry) and they turn grey (when I am upset or crying)

I'm not trying to be rude or anything but some eyes can change colors. Not drastically like you were say about the green eyes turning yellow. that just isn't possible! but it is possible for your eyes to change color.

I read some of this and it was kind of funny but newborns do have hair. O.o I've given birth to 3 of them, all with hair.

@RarwRaw same, not proud of it but Then again it is 5 in the morning and i am LITTERALLY feeling myself transition from drunk to hangover, and it's horrible. it's great that someone understand my sense of humor :) oh dearie we have all been Down that rabbit hole, but we have Luckily moved on, if only everyone else would too...

@mrsawesome1
Reading till the sun comes back up, is basically my life.
Keep up the hard but yet hilarious work you do! I have no idea if people actually understand your humor, but lucky for you I actually applaud comedian literature that you write that actually makes fun of the so over written stories out there. And sadly... I have been guilty of writing a story or two of some over done gag things. Butttt hey, who's judging? ;)
-awkwardly laughs-

Holy shit you're dedicated! I love you! on the other hand I have once stayed up till 4:30 am because I reading, I could hear the birds starting to tweet. I hope to make people laugh! that is like the only goal of this thing, that and pointing out how unoriginal fanfics are <3

Annnnnd I'm still reading
O.O

I absolutely love this!!
It's hilarious and so so sooo true. I'm laughing so hard at the moment while reading each chapter.
-keeps reading this till the sun comes back up-

@Call_Me_Godot
There are good student teacher fanfics out there, i have read a few myself that i will argue is good written. but the majority is not good, it is like that with almost all of the genres in fan fiction. there is a very small part that is actually quality content, and then there are the shit. ;)
as for the twilight thing, i had no idea actually. Oh well the more you know i guess :)

And as much as I hate Twilight (as I do consider myself a psy vamp)....Bram Stoker's original Dracula didn't die in sun light. He was merely weakened by it. That's like the ONLY thing Meyers got right lol

One of my favorite student/teacher fics was a Perrentes (Tony Perry and Mike Fuentes of Pierce the Veil). Tony was the teacher and Mike was the student. And as the real life brother to the bands singer Vic, Mike and Vic frequently fought after Vic found out was was up with his little brother. Another one I liked was Kellic (Vic Fuentes of PTV and Kellin Quinn of Sleeping With Sirens) and Vic, the student, broke up with his boyfriend Tony Perry for their new teacher Kellin. As soon as Tony found out he reported Kellin. The sequel starts six years after Kellin comes out of jail :O but those are literally the only good ones I've read.

@rosepetal
Thank you. Cant wait to get some new Stuff going tho. ;)