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Stupid Fanfiction moments.

Summary

Now that i have your attention
This fanfic is about Katie and her crazy life with this cool Boyband that is like famous or something. And it is just so good it has like almost a plot. Which is really basic and a total cliche you have read like a million times before.
(I am writing this. Ironically... This is me making fun of fanfics because it is easy and i am a sarcastic bitch. Enjoy)

DISCLAIMER IF YOU GET OFFENED EASILY DONT READ IT!!!! (not forbidding you though i am asvicing you.)

(also i am not copying i can no longer access my old account but i wanted to continue writing it so here it is again......)

Characters

A lamp

Katies best friend whom we only see in one chapter then never meet again, which is sad because she lights up your world like nobody else.

Alex gaskarth.

Starring as the doctor Katie will clearly need from all of those std's she will get for all that unprotected bathroom sex.

Katie

(I thought a model would be a good choice because she is so ugly u know?) Katie has ocd and does not like partying with her billionaire boyfriend. She has a lot of sex and get pregnant like once a month, always keeping the baby. She has so little talent she is only good at things like: gourmet cooking, singing, playing instruments, photography, dance, acting, marschel arts, football, cheerleading or anything. She is terrible at math though.

One direction.

Niall, Louis, Harry, Liam and uhm.. *swollows sadness and tries to resist urge to listen to Spaces while crying deeply.* let's just not talk about that...

Smeagol

Starring as katies mother. Who would sell her daughter for a penny any day. On the other hand can you blame her?

Starbucks

Who you will see in every chapter through this pointless story, because Katie is a f*cking basic bitch white girl thats why.

Taylor swift.

Starring as irrelevant character.

What's his face.

Starring as either douchebag ex boyfriend who is a douche because plot needs something. Or Best friend that is secretly in love with Katie cuz love triangle.

Wheatley

Starring as Justin bieber.

Yoda

Katies dad starring as.

Chapters

Comments

@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.

ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.

pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.

ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.

mrsawesome1
6/9/17

Okay, I have a few things to say about this. First, you're writing is horrible. I felt like I was reading something my eight year old niece would write. Second, a lot of these were really offensive.
Now, I'm not the type of person to get offended easily, but then you called American's fuckheads. That's not even a word. And when I'm on my period, I'm still very pleasant to be around. Not everyone is a bitch on their period like you, so please don't teach young girls that that's the case.
You're talking shit about all of these people's stories, but you don't realize the work that some of these people put into writing them.
When you're reading any story, you get a peek into someone's soul. Whether it's how they wish their life was like, or the scariest thing they can imagine.
I don't understand why you want to put people down. You must have such a sad life, that you waste your time talking shit about other people's hard work.
You truly are pathetic.

somethingsimple
5/9/17

My children aren't little brats, so I probably would struggle to write a little monster. But if I had a story where a baby was in it I'd definitely share some experiences haha like being pooed on, or they'd poo just as I was about to go out, they were sick on me whenever I'd just got dressed.. all those 'you've got to be kidding me' moments ;)

Fair point though, that would be interesting and a laugh out loud read if I saw someone include that in a story x

xRock_Mex
9/29/16

I totally agree. In addition to what you wrote, you can be a drunk father and not abuse your kid or you can be a crack-addict mother and not abuse your kid ;)) x

Inactive25
9/29/16

@MelissaStylesInStyle
idk shit about kids tbh, but he wouldnt have his fathers curls, that was like a small victory for me right there

mrsawesome1
5/8/16

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