Stupid Fanfiction moments.
Something different
A/N: Ok so I wanted to try something this is a short imagine from tumblr. (Not mentioning the author for privacy reasons also because I can't remember who it is) so I read it and felt it had great potential... To be made fun of. So I just comment on the story. (Again don't want to offend anyone this is for entertainment if you love sarcasm as much as I do.)
(my comments are in the (idk what their called))
“Hey give me that back” Niall said because you’re trying to hide his food (Why?)
and he found out so now you two are practically running around your shared flat with the boys.(shared flat with the boys? And none of them care about you two running around possibly ruinning their stuff?)
"No. I don’t want to” you said still being stubborn
“Come on… Hey!! Don’t eat that, don’t want to add more pounds do we??” he teased but it shot you harder than you’ve been expecting it to.
(Sings "every word that he says is a dagger in me" -les miserables) You’re practically living with the boys(Practically? Didn't you just say you shared a flat? Or did I miss something here?) so you are immune to their teasing especially from Niall
(if you're immune Why did it hurt you?) even if you hate each other you didn’t expected that he’s gonna say that because he knew, everyone knew that being fat or called a fat is your biggest insecurity.
(Why would you tell the person you hate your BIGGEST insecurity? That's just plain stupid.)
“So I’m that fat” you said tears threatening to fall.
“You know that’s not what I meant” he said still in a teasing manner(i refuse to believe that When you have tears in your eyes Niall would still be teasing) then you picked up your keys and left the flat. You know it’s nighttime so you picked up your speed not knowing someone is following you. (Because in this univers you can't feel someones presence and you can't hear footsteps or breathing.)Suddenly someone grabbed you to a dark alley,
“Hey!!”
“Shut up Bitch!!!” a voice of a man said and you started crying.
(and no one saw or heard any of that? Even though it is night the streets don't just clear completely right? Also did this guy wait for her or what? The streets are clearly empty but then why didn't she notice him? And if they're not empty then why her? Why not some other strange girl?)
Then suddenly you heard a noise(hey she can hear now, you know that would have been useful super before.), you saw the man on the ground with bleeding nose and Niall offering his hand so you can stand up.
“You okay??” he asked worriedly. (uses two questionmarks so we know he means serious buisness)
“Yes, I’m fine. Why are you here??” you said still being bitter to him because of what he said to you earlier that got you into this mess.
“look I’m sorry… I really didn’t meant that…”(*mean that*)
“You know that’s my biggest insecurity… And I understand that you really hate me… Btw, thanks for saving me” you said (if you understand that he really hates you why do you hang out? I avoid the people I hate at all costs. (Looking at you Biebes))
while walking past him but he stopped you
“What do you want now??”
“Y/N, I don’t hate you… In fact I really like you and I’m really sorry for saying that to you and for making myself a jerk in front of you” and you blushed crimson (We will return to fifthy shades of red after some short commercials.)
of what he just confessed at(to) you, you didn’t know what’s gotten into you but you immediately crashed your lips onto Niall(*Nialls* and your lips crashed onto Nialls? Last time i checked they we're human beings not cars.) and enjoyed this very night with your first boyfriend. (You kissed. When did you have the talk. As far as I'm concerned becoming boyfriend/girlfriend needs either to ask will you be my ...? Like friends can have one kiss and never speak of it again. If I instantly became boyfriend with every boy I kissed. I would have tons...Wait. No still none.)
@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.
ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.
pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.
ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.
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