Stupid Fanfiction moments.
Highlights.
So I just read a fanfic. and I wanted to share some highlights. Because it was so good.
and by good I mean, ok and by ok, I mean not good, and by not good I mean terrible.
So Sabrina, moved in with her billionaire dad. (none important)
meets her 4 new siblings, Leo her half brother, Chase, Adam and Bree that are not really her siblings but her cousins.
She thinks Chase hates her, when she confronts him he gets mad and almost chokes her to death. She survived (Needless to say I was disappointed.)
Then in chapter 4 this happens:
The blow knocked Sabrina unconscious in my arms, and I hate to admit I like her, even though I only met her a few days ago.
"You'll never know how much I love you, Sabrina Davenport." I say.
(You don't like admitting you like her but I love yous are cool. Great. Give me a sec toture some souls before i continue because that line is so stupid i need to blow off steam, excuse me.)
Now this is the last chapter of this amazing fanfic here is my favorite moment. Chapter 5:
They ignore the fact that they are cousins. They officially start dating because they kissed. (I just realized it must work like demon contracts in supernatural.)
They decide to keep their relationship a secret but her dad finds out. He confronts her and here comes my favorite part:
"You can't date him."
"Why not?!"
"Because he has more important things to do. You need to break up."
"No Dad. I love him. We already kissed three times."
(Her argument is brilliant. I can't stop laughing.)
Ok well that concludes it. Because I can't take more of the that fanfic.
Btw it wasn't all bad I liked one part:
"So you've been stalking us?" Chase ask.
"You call it stalking, I call it lovingly lurking in the shadows." His dad replies.
I just. hehehehe. ok later sexy faces.
@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.
ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.
pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.
ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.
6/9/17