Stupid Fanfiction moments.
How to make a student X teacher fanfic.
(A/N: I have missed doing this but I'm feeling like doing how to chapters hehe)
How to make a student teacher fanfic and make something that is very inapropiate seem normal. Here are a few easy tips to make your fanfic just like everyone elseĀ“s, because why waste time being original when you can just do what everybody else is doing?
1. Choose a subject.
Now this is very easy all you need to do is pick a subject everyone knows and have the main guy be the new teacher of this subject.
2. Make girl annoyed teenager who hates school.
Now to follow the cliches make her an obnoxious popular girl who hates school and is an annoying teen total cliche. If you need inspiration for it think of it as if you were your parents writing about teen behavior. Opional thing to do is to make his subject the only thing she likes and are good at.
3. Enemy.
Like every good fanfic you need some sort of drama. And what better way than to follow the cliche and give Katie and arch nemesis? Who also happens to be the school slut and a total bitch who is also probably dating her ex and rubbing it in her face.
4. Make out in the storage closet.
Their secret and totally hot affair happens and they end up having sex in a storage closet. Because nothing says sexy more than brooms.
5. Give her extremely hot friends.
I actually don't know why it just is that way.... It is important to remember to only mention them few times because a boyfriend should always take up all your time and abandoning your friends for a guy always is the right way to go.
6. Make sure everyone including her family is totally cool with her sleeping with her teacher.
Because we all know the only way a girl like Katie can make anything in this world is by putting dicks in her mouth.
7. Do not care how fucking inapropiate and illegal it is.
Did you know that sleeping with a teacher is called abuse of authority and it is considered rape. The more you know.
@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.
ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.
pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.
ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.
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