Stupid Fanfiction moments.
And the academy award goes to....
You know those fanfics where you just read the description and just sigh heavily, and you think to yourself: "i have lost all faith in humanity."
I have these moments whenever I read a fanfic, where Katie is sold to One direction by her mother. Like wtf?!?!! Why on earth would you want that?!?! Why would your mother sell you? the fanfic goes like:
I was in my room doing nothing. I heard my mom yell at me from downstairs. I groaned what did she want now?
I walked down stairs to see 5 handsome guys standing next to my mother.
"Hey sweetie. I'm a little low on cash for the moment. So I sold you to these nice fellows. Go upstairs and pack your things." I nodded and went up stairs to pack smiling.
Like what? You're short on money and decide to sell your daughter? How about selling her closet and electronics instead?
"AND THE ACADEMY AWARD FOR WORST MOTHER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER GOES TO KATIES MOM!!"
I'm just here Reading like: "what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? And how do i make sure it gets wiped off the face of the univers?"
A/N: you know. That Comment Button that let's you tell me what you thought, or to tell me I have no soul and need a life, and that you hate me. Yeah how about you click it and tell me. some say it leeds to greatness.
@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.
ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.
pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.
ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.
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