Stupid Fanfiction moments.
Kidnapping.
One thing that has started to piss me off a lot lately. Is that in too many fanfics. Katie gets f*cking kidnapped. Ok I know there are kidnappers but COME ON. If there was as many kidnapnings in real life as the times Katie gets kidnapped. Half the population would be gone.
I can see the idea of it. Like oh everything is great they love each other now let's take her away from him by kidnapning her also making him the hero that needs to save her. I get it can be a good storyline. And I have read fanfics where it works. But for the seven hells. I'm tired of reading it in every story.
The kidnapper usually don't even have a motive I want a serial killer that has an actual motive that wants to play a game (moriarty style.) If that is not the case Then kidnapning has no place in your story.
Also fun fact. They always take like a week to find her. Here is the statisics. 75% of victims are murdered within 3 hours. And I would murder that Katie bitch faster.
Also let's get one thing straight.
Blood and Gore does not equal a good storyline or creativety for that matter it equals BLOOD AND FUCKING GORE.
A/N: i wouldnt murder anyone, just Fyi. Even though the internet has taught me how to get away with it....and im thinking of taking a class Whoms motto is "can't run fast enough to be a serial killer so ill just help the police catch Them...........
@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.
ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.
pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.
ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.
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