Stupid Fanfiction moments.
Btr shit.
So if you thought our fanfics were bad, wait till you read Big time rush' oh boy are they terrible. I haven't read much because I am too scared. I did how ever copy some horrific discriptions....let's see here.
Sequel to Old Friends, New Friends. After thinking she was betrayed by James, Francie sought comfort from her former love, Kendall. Will the two be able to keep their indescretion a secret or will their futures unravel?
So she goes back to her ex after her new boyfriend dumped her, and the boys are best friends too. *sighs.*
a new girl just got in the palmwoods and Kendall, Logan and Carlos like her. The problem is she's good at singing and acting and her name is Jennifer. Meanwhile, James likes Katie alot . Will Jennifer become one of the Jennifers? and will Kendall find out that one of his best friends likes his sister? Jatie.
Okay I have watch more of this show than I would like to admit, but really?!?!! KatieXjames? He is what 17? And she is 12-13 THAT IS CREEPY AS HELL!!! SO NOOOOO, STOP THIS IMMEDIATLY! IMMEDIATLY!
(I hope it doesn't suck.) Logan and Anthil are happily married with their five kids and one expecting, but Anthil feels like the more time Logan and her spend together te more she feels like the sex isn't there anymore. Not to mention they haven't sex since they found out she was pregnant.
The first line is so a pun... Other than that I just sigh deeply in annoyance again.
After finding out that he's pregnant fresh out of high school, Carlos and Logan's son, Ethan must go on his own to College and find his way as he transitions into parent and adulthood. Carlos and Logan taught him what he needs to know, but can they help him being across the country from their son?
America. This is why we need a sex education. I accept a lot of bullshit but seriously?!?!!!
Kendall's last day alive Kogan. Warning: Death
Such surprise...Much wow.
i was looking for one but gave up. I hope this made you feel better.
because 1d fanfics may be bad. But this is terrible.
@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.
ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.
pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.
ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.
6/9/17