Stupid Fanfiction moments.
He drives to school every morning, while I fly to work on a plane.
Okay so I just saw a fic with the discription: what's her face flies to England to visit her sister, what happens when she meets a stranger on the plane?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and asume that the stranger is Harry.
What I find funny about this is while I get the idea of wanting to meet your favorite celebraty on a plane. I have a few concerns.
1. They are billionaires.
Why on this earth would they ever travle with anything but a private plane which I think they have at their service.
2. I'm not rich.
Now let's say for the sake of the arguement that they did take a normal plane. Again I have a credibility problem. Why? They would more likely fly first class, and if they didn't have that buisiness class. Now, if you have ever flown you know this, first class and buisiness class is f*cking expensive! Like let's say I pay 1000kr for a plane ticket, then a business class would cost about 5000kr. That is a whole lot of money that I for one dont have.
3. Stranger danger.
Remember when your mom said dont talk to strangers? While I don't think that applied to 1d boys because they seem very nice, I have one problem. The strangers you sit next to on airplanes are ALWAYS annoying as hell. They will be rude or drool on your shirt when they're asleep or I once sat next to a lady with a kid on her lap, which was fine, she was quiet so, but during that 5 hour flight, she did not change that babies diper, meaning the last hour my sister and I tried to Breathe through our nose, or they will let their stupid, already noise making kid LEAN THEIR F*CKING SEAT BACK, MEANING THE PERSON BEHIND THEM IS IN ANNOYED FOR THE NEXT 7 HOURS, BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO POLITE TO ASK THEM TO TEACH THEIR KIDS SOME RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND RAISE THEIR F*CKING SEAT UP!
I would like to apologize for that, I feel like I got a bit carried away there.
but the point is people on airplanes are annoying.
4. I look like shit.
This may just be a personal thing but I have flown so much in my life that it bores me. I will show up in the baggiest sweats I can find, no make up, bad hair, with bags fifty shades of gray under my eyes. When I fly I wanna watch tv, not get motion sickness and then get out of there.
aka I look like shit, which makes meeting my idol, isnt really ideal here.
A/N: have any plane stories you wanna share, please do, as you Can hear i have spent a lot of time on places so i know the pain. It Can be like a little group therapy or something.
@somethingsimple
well, first off I am sorry you feel that way. And I will agree with you on some point, yes I do write like an eight year old, however if your niece has a vocabulary like mine I would be both proud and with all my swearing a bit disturbed. I did not say you could not be pleasent to be around on your period, I said that I was not, and I am not teaching young girls that all cases are like that, but I wanted to point out the flaw in most writing which is making it seem like something nice and cute, which is not my experince. (As I think I noted but I honestly do not remember.)
I do understand putting work into your writing because I do write proper fanfictions myself, obviously not on here because that would be hypocritical. And I do not state that here because this is meant to talk shit and mock bad fanfictions, but I do admire writers. However, I admire writer the same way I admire country music; if you are writing honestly and putting effort into it, and do things that are original and your own style. Then fantastic! Well done you! What I am shitting on is the constant copy pasting of the same 10 storylines and people reusing plot lines or just being plain bad. So yes it can be a peak into someones mind, and those stories I do applaud (I did want a moment of silence for well written original fanfictions.)
You say that you dont understand why I would want to put other people down. I am not putting anyone down, if you read through will see even if I use examples I never say who it is, because I do not want to hurt anyone specifically, but I do wanna mock anyone things about stories that have become so stereotypical and unoriginal to read. I mock things and trends that pop up in a lot of fanfics or imagines, because I actually think that they should change. But my intention is not to hurt anyone specifically, I wanna make people laugh or maybe be like, oh I do that in my writing. Hell sometimes it even made me rethink a few plot points because I found out that it was super stereotypical.
Also, you clearly did not read the discription for this story because it clearly states not to read if you get offended easily.
Lastly I would like to answer your last phrases, yes I am a pathetic person who use humor as a defense mechanisme, but if you have a political correct stick so far up your ass that you can not take that someone is mocking stereotypes about fanfiction, then honestly you are truely pathetic as well.
Also I have a quite nice life actually and almost all of these have been written at 1am because I am bored.
ps. you said my writing is really offensive, which parts? Because if there is something that is actually offensive to someone i am willing to take it down.
pps. I am not from an english speaking country which also could explain why some things if they are offensive to you might not seem offensive in my culture.
ppps. If you think american fuckfaces are offensive, then sorry, I did like US however I dont think you can make rational decisions after electing the orange real life king Jeoffery. (I am obviously kidding.) And that was a stupid chapter where I mocked americans for insisting on calling their sport for football when the real one was invented in england centuries before america even existed.
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