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Stupid fanfic moments

Summary

Now that i have your attention
This fanfic is about Katie and her crazy life with this cool Boyband that is like famous or something. And it is just so good it has like almost a plot. Which is really basic and a total cliche you have read like a million times before.
(I am writing this. Ironically... This is me making fun of fanfics because it is easy and i am a sarcastic bitch. Enjoy)

DISCLAIMER IF YOU GET OFFENED EASILY DONT READ IT!!!! (not forbidding you though i am asvicing you.)

Characters

A lamp.

A lamp.

Katies Bestfriend that Will be mentioned in one chapter Then never seen again. Which is sad because she lights up you World like nobody Else.

Gollum

Gollum

Starring as katies mom.

Katie.

Katie.

(I thought a supermodel would be appropiate for her since she is so ugly.) she has ocd and dont like partying with her celebaty boyfriend. She has alot of sex and get pregant like once a month and Always keeps the baby. She has so little talent she is only good at things like: gourmet cooking, singing, playing instruments, photography, Dance, acting, marschel arts, football, cheerleading or anything. She is terrible at math though.

One direction

One direction

Harry, liam, Louis, niall and Zayn (i am doing this ironically you know who they are.)

Starbuks.

Starbuks.

Who you Will see in every chapter through this pointless story with no basic plot.

Starring Taylor swift as an irevelivant charecter.

Starring Taylor swift as an irevelivant charecter.

Hey it's Taylor swift.

Wheatly

Wheatly

Starring as Justin bieber.

Yoda

Yoda

Yoda starring as katies dad.

Chapters

  1. Damn Girlbands

  2. Cheek vs. Geek

  3. The fence that repaired it self.

  4. I HAVE INFINET MONEYS

  5. Work, work, work

  6. Katie bad Girl bad Girl.

  7. Sex in public places

  8. How the f*ck do you know that?

  9. B*tch be perfect

  10. Cuddling up on the Couch watching a Movie

  11. Let me just Remove my make up.

  12. Katie and her ocd

  13. The drunken irishman

  14. Math skillz level 1000

  15. YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER FUCKING DOCTOR!!!

  16. Smut.

  17. Period!

  18. Boom pregnant.

  19. Keepin da babe

  20. Im so freaking scurred right now

  21. Romeo oh romeo.

  22. Im soo fat.

  23. Football? Soccer? F*ck it i quit.

  24. Do your parents even Care anymore?

  25. The plot demands it.

  26. Let's talk.

  27. I fell asleep in his arms.

  28. Twilight is not nerdy!

  29. Logic!

  30. That is so f*cking realistic oh my god.

  31. *sighs*

  32. Lets get psysical.

  33. LET IT GO LET IT GO!!

  34. Arghh!!!!!

  35. This is not a joke!

  36. Thats racist.

  37. Stop While it is still good

  38. Fantasy fanfics and their inchanted forest that also exist in other fanfics because f*ck Logic!

  39. Know your limits Katie daym.

  40. ENOUGH!

  41. Lets all just take a moment.

  42. You Can read?

  43. She needs a nickname oh i Got it cliche.

  44. They are British we get it.

  45. You're amazing just the Way you are.

  46. Dean Why are you doing hm?

  47. Really? again?

  48. I love all colors.

  49. You are wasting my time.

  50. Depression re udload...i guess.

  51. You're the most beautiful Girl in the World

  52. Too Much

  53. I dont f*cking Care.

  54. I am not the worst though.

  55. Let me just put on something more comfterble.

  56. Lets listen to some Music.

  57. The enemy

  58. The FEELS!

  59. Something different

  60. highlights

  61. Baby.

  62. Finally yass!!!!

  63. They can't so shut up Stevie!!

  64. 0/10 really?

  65. Again!

  66. Hair.

  67. So this happend.

  68. Well it was interesting.

  69. Popcorn!

  70. Letters for juliet.

  71. No. Just stop.

  72. Get your shit together Katie.

  73. The Sass

  74. *sighs*

  75. Im so emo.

  76. P.O.V.

  77. Because.

  78. The power.

  79. The acedemy Award goes to...

  80. Stick with the plan.

  81. Well

  82. His glancing eyes.

  83. Wow. Such amaze. Such plot.

  84. Wanted.

  85. Who are you again?

  86. Stabbety stab stab.

  87. I dont Think so.

  88. This is awkward.

  89. Stop It

  90. Too much.

  91. How to make a High School fanfic.

  92. I have lost all faith.

  93. How to save the supernatural fanfiction genre.

  94. i have been scarred for life.

  95. Siblings

  96. Electricity.

  97. The lips.

  98. Bad boy what you gonna do When i come for you?

  99. 12 days of fanfic (Christmas song)

  100. Genderbend damn it.

  101. Oh boy...

  102. I DONT CARE!!

  103. Thats

  104. I am a simple woman.

  105. List of demands

  106. Originality.

  107. No......

  108. W Why?

  109. LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.

  110. Oh yeah bebe

  111. The theory of everything.

  112. Angel ;)

  113. Songs.

  114. Weirdly beautiful.

  115. Abuse.

  116. Broken.

  117. Psycic powers.

  118. Twilight. Fanfics.

  119. Back to the future.

  120. Make outs

  121. How to make a student teacher fanfic.

  122. I name you squizy.

  123. Musically gifted.

  124. Horror

  125. Parents.

  126. Must be a demon.

Comments

Ily! ThiS is so funny lln
Btw u like smosh? Il em!

MoonlightHoran MoonlightHoran
6/29/16

@pancakes
Thank you. That means a lot. I mean i try to be an ass While still making jokes nd hopefully okay content

Mrsawesome Mrsawesome
4/3/15

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. reading this totally made my day.

pancakes pancakes
4/3/15

@Call_Me_Godot
My point exactly. It is sooo stupid, they ruin perfectly good name.

Mrsawesome Mrsawesome
4/1/15

I rather like Morgana. It's a really great mage name...you know...for wizards....not a teenager in a fan fiction...Morgana should be a necromancer in a fantasy novel by the dude who wrote Dragonlance or in a game (like in League of Legends, there's a character named Morgana who IS the dark mage I mentioned lol) but she shouldn't be some generic Starbucks drinking white girl who meets her favourite band at random in a story >.>

Where is Call_Me_Godot? Where is Call_Me_Godot?
4/1/15
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