Stupid fanfic moments

(A little smosh joke ;))

anyways the point of this chapter is When Katie pisses someone off. Authers decide to write:
"if only looks could kill. Id be dead in a second." (One Can only Dream Katie, one Can only Dream.)

but seriously look we ALL know looks Can not kill hell they even write it sometimes.
So how about we dont say if looks could kill anymore eh?
because it is fucking pointless. Also because it is such a cliche and therefor in my opinion a bore.
For once i just Want to read
"she looked so angry i was beginning to fear her head might exsploade."
"her eyes we're silently but violently plantningen my 'vanishing' (murder)"
"she glared at me looking angry as f*ck."
"she was alot like you. Maybe not quite as Heavy."
"it's Always such a pleasure. Remember When you tried to kill me twice?"
"im not even angry. Im Being SO sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me."
"and Tore me to peices. And threw every piece into a fire"
"goodbye my only friend. Oh did you Think i meant you?"

(sorry those last ones are just GlaDos insults but you are welcome to use my other suggestions in fanfics.)

alrighty ty not where i was going but f*ck it.
later sexy faces.

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