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Stupid fanfic moments

No. Just stop.

One thing that has started to piss me off alot lately. Is that in too many fanfics. Katie gets fucking kidnapped. Ok i know there are kidnappers but COME ON. if there was as many kidnapnings in Real life as the time Katie gets kidnapped. Half the pupulation would be gone.
I Can see the idea of it. Like oh everything is great they love each other now let's take her away from him by kidnapning her also making him the hero that needs to save her. I get i Can be a good story Line. And i have read fanfics where it works. But for the Seven hells. Im tired of Reading it in every story.

The kidnapper usually dont even have a motive i Want a serial killer that has an actual motive that Wants to play a game (moriarty style.) if that is not the case Then kidnapning has no place in your story.

Also funfact. They Always take like a week to find her. Here is the statisics. 75% of victims are murdered within 3 hours. And i would murder that Katie bitch faster.

also let's get one thing straight.
Blood and Gore does not equal a good storyline or creativety for that matter it equals BLOOD AND FUCKING GORE.

A/N: i wouldnt murder anyone, just Fyi. Even though the internet has taught me how to get away with it....and im thinking of taking a class Whoms motto is "can't run fast enough to be a serial killer so ill just help the police catch Them...........

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Comments

Ily! ThiS is so funny lln
Btw u like smosh? Il em!

MoonlightHoran MoonlightHoran
6/29/16

@pancakes
Thank you. That means a lot. I mean i try to be an ass While still making jokes nd hopefully okay content

Mrsawesome Mrsawesome
4/3/15

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. reading this totally made my day.

pancakes pancakes
4/3/15

@Call_Me_Godot
My point exactly. It is sooo stupid, they ruin perfectly good name.

Mrsawesome Mrsawesome
4/1/15

I rather like Morgana. It's a really great mage name...you know...for wizards....not a teenager in a fan fiction...Morgana should be a necromancer in a fantasy novel by the dude who wrote Dragonlance or in a game (like in League of Legends, there's a character named Morgana who IS the dark mage I mentioned lol) but she shouldn't be some generic Starbucks drinking white girl who meets her favourite band at random in a story >.>