Stupid fanfic moments

so i just read a fanfic. and i wanted to share some highlights. because it was so good.
and by good i mean, ok and by ok i mean not good, and by not good i mean terrible.

ok.
so Sabrina, moved in with her billionaire dad. (none important)
meets her 4 new siblings, Leo her half brother, chase, adam and bree that are not really her siblings but her cousins.
she thinks chase hates her, when she confronts him he gets mad and almost chokes her to death. she survived (needless to say i was disappointed.)
then in chapter 4 this happens:
The blow knocked Sabrina unconscious in my arms, and I hate to admit I like her, even though I only met her a few days ago.
"You'll never know how much I love you, Sabrina Davenport." I say.
(you don't like admitting you like her but i love yous are cool. great. give me a sec toture some souls before i continue, excuse me.)

now this is the last chapter of this amazing fanfic here is my favorite moment. Chapter 5:
they ignore that their cousins. they officially start dating because they kissed. (i just realized it must work like demon contracts in supernatural.)
they decide to keep their relationship a secret but her dad find out. and here comes my favorite part:

"You can't date him."
"Why not?!"
"Because he has more important things to do. You need to break up."
"No Dad. I love him. We already kissed three times."
(her argument is brilliant. i can't stop laughing.)

ok well that concludes it. because i can't take more of the that fanfic.
btw it wasn't all bad i liked one part:
"So you've been stalking us?" Chase ask.
"You call it stalking, I call it lovingly lurking in the shadows." His dad replies.

i just. hehehehe. ok later sexy faces.

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