Stupid fanfic moments

Twilight... Fanfics.....MY EYES MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!!!(like those vampires should have been doing in the sunlight.)

okay, for your amusement and Well because i am a whore to social media attention. I went to what seems to be the darkest place on the internet since two girls one cup.

i only read disciptions. This content is not for younger viewers. What you are about to read Can couse gagging, ziesuring, drop in iq, wants to kill self. You have been warned.

"Bella never understood why her brother Edward has always been so dark and overprotective of her. He was constantly running away from his most darkest secrets, and she'd always been there to save him. But when Edward finally loses control, Bella is introduced to his innermost forbidden desires: He wants her. How can she hold onto her sanity"
the Real question here is how are YOU not in a mental institution. Because that is seriously fucked up, and making me question my sanity.

"Bella is cursed. Since a disease swept through the Earth, millions of people have been left cursed. Edward is the head of the detainment center. He captures, tortures, and sometimes kills the cursed. What happens when Bella and Edward meet?"
first thought was. A disiase is NOT a curse. A disiase is a F*CKING DISEASE! Second. "What happens When Edward and Bella finally meets?" *quietly chants* kill her. Kill her. KILL her. KILL HER!

"What if Bella decided not to save Edward. What if she listened to Jake. What if she decided to tell Jake the truth."
first off ever heard of this thing you put at the end of a question? I Will give you a hint, they ARENT called decimalpoints. Second. The answer all of the questions you just asked. *puts on Glasses.**clears throat* ignorance and apathy. Aka i dont know, and i dont give a f*ck!


"Bella isn't human. she hates edward but is friends with the Cullen's. after graduating she moves in to Volterra with her genius cousin and finds love within the walls of Volturi. Oh and Edward is fucked up - (Minor swearing)"
wow Edward is fucked up (minor swaering.) wow. Thank you soooooo Much for that VERY needed heads up.

"Okay... will you be my boyfriend?" I asked, biting my lip. He grinned the biggest grin anyone has every seen and kissed me. It was sweet and simple but made me go weak at the knees and made my heart swell. I couldn't believe what had just happened."
the grin thing is making me imagine Edward with a chesire fat grin and for the love of god someone get photoshopping on that.



"As if Edward's departure wasn't enough to break Bella, just as she was piecing herself back together Jake rejected her in the form of getting a girlfriend and abandoning their friendship. The unlikeliest of friends make a bond, a connection, one that is far beyond Bella's complete understanding. Paul stands by her side in a way that she's never had."
okay first of this Girl Can apparently just not do ANYTHING on her Own. Also "stands by her side i a Way she's never had" wha did this guy do to her When he stood beside her. Had sex? Had her back? Had cookies? Had aids? Had pregnancy? Soo many possibilities!!!

a/N: okay i Will go try and kill my self because that was painful.

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