Stupid fanfic moments

To people who write fanfic Like This. Die.
Now why does the main girl always have to get pregnant? Like dafuq? Like do you not know how a condom works? Or the pill? Or Common sense?
to Price ny point i wrote a little something just ti have some fun.... Enjoy.
I looked at Harry biting my lip. We hadnt used a condom so i went to the doctor just to check. I had decided just to come out and tell him.
"hey Harry? Remember how we had sex in that bathroom and Didnt use a condom because Logic?" I asked he Got up from his seat on the couch.
"Yes....babe whats Going on?" He asked looking at me concerned.
"i went to the doctor today to check it out.... And...." I stopped biting my lip.
He gently took his hand in mine. "Just tell me babe i Will love you no matter what." He Said smiling and looking me in the eyes for insurence.
"ok..........i......... Have clymidia."
i said. He let go of my hand and snapped his fingers in z formation. "Oh hells to the no b*tch im out." He Said walking out the door looking FABULOUS.
the end.

feel free ti use This In a fanfic. It Would make me laugh.
ok love your sexy faces bye.

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