harry is dumb and doesn't know how to put his pants on. He would flap his dick around and cum everywhere. Sometimes it would land in my cereal. I would eat the cereal too because I don't feel like getting milk. But sometimes when I ran out of milk so i would just make him jack off so i can have cereal. sometimes i have to use nialls but i dont mind because it taste like bananas because his a blonde. Sometimes I bottle it and sell it on ebay. When all boys come over they all get in a circle and jack off into buckets so I can sell it. I always have to order victorias secret magazines for them. Uhgg they are so needy. But sometime I use all of their cum for a facial because i herd its really good for the skin. They all find me so sexy its awkward. But I mean even I find myself sexy because I am. I'm 5'6'', long blonde hair, curvy like Beyonce, flawless face, and skinny. I walk around naked sometimes and they just randomly get a boner. It's really awkward when they just walk up to me and try to stick their dick and me. I just kinda sit there and watch them. It's actually boring but I never tell him because he's insacure. Well i like it when liam does it because he has a ten inch. niall has the smallest but hes irish and the irish people are CARZY so he pounds in to my like hes eating nandos. harry dick hair is really kinky and curly so its rough. louis well louis is hard core. and id rather not talk about zayn because i would want him ans perrie to have problems. But it doesn't matter, because I do it anyway, because I'm flawless. And I'm the only flawless bitch in this house. Well except Zayn. Now is probably a good time to tell you that I have 18 children, and I'm only 21. Oops. I call the liam pain hairy styles neil horan zain malik and lewis tomlinson as for the rest i forgot what there names are. having 18 kids isnt hard at all basically they bite each other so i dont have to feed them. im the best mom in the world because my kids are not obese like every other kid in this world. and if i run out of food ill breast feed them yup even the oldest one which it 20. i dont consider my self a slut i jusyt love penis. It's a healthy addiction. I've been on my strange addiction 14 times. I broke the world record for having the longest sex ever. The world record people video taped it all but I didn't mind. As long as I am gonna be famous! Yeah and thats not the only thing ive broken lo0l one time i broke louis' penis HIS ACTUAL PENIS. but hes fine now i took it for a test drive last night.

1. SAY WHATTTTTT

   sex

2. Midnight madnesss

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3. midnight memories

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4. The Morning After

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5. THE POOP

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