since niall and liam were not home louis harry and zayn decided to watch some videos that we've recodered over the years. the first video was of the time louis got his penis stuff in the window and a raccoon bit it. i made a poem about it it goes like he got rabies now he cant have babies. the next video was when harry thought it would be funny to put super glue in my bra and my nipples got stuck for a week. later i got him back my waxing his butt crack. my favorite one was when zayn got a key stuck up his butt hole bc niall set a it on his favorite chair. we later have to shove some butter up his butt so the key could come out easily. another one was when one of the kids got trapped in a cage full of cobras. the reason there were cobras was because i use them to masturbate. after we watched all the videos liam made us a smoothie from his butt mmmmm it was great well i got a little chunk of poop but its fine because it taste like chicken. after we had our meal we all watched mileys vma performance harry and i fucked while the other boys masturbated to mileys twerk and lady gagas butt.

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sorry it wasnt that long i was busy ut ill try to make them alot more longer next time. vote and comment. i love you byeeeeeeeeeeee