Niall and Zayn woke up before everyone else did. They have this thing they do every morning to see who can swallow the most pickles. i woke up while they were in the middle of this contest. zayn had swallowed 6 and niall was on his 5 one. I walked pass them forgetting i had clothes on so when niall saw me he choked and the pickel he was trying to swallow went down his wind pipe. i ran over to niall and shouted I KNOW WHAT TO DO CAN I HELP jut like they thought me in heath class. after 10 minutes when niall didnt say if i could help or not i went to take a shower thinking he would get the pickle back up. i got out of the shower 20 minutes later and there one of my kids were sitting on nialls lap. niall was a little blue but it was probably from my kid coloring on his face. harry later walked in and rushed to niall. how long has he been like this he asked asked me. oh about 2 hours i replied. i asked him if he wanted help and he didnt answer me so i figured he knew what he was doing. you know hes dying right harry asked. oh really maybe we should take him to the hospital i said. so later that day we took niall to the hospital. he was green blue and purple. the doctor said if he hadnt brought him he would have died. so when the doctor took the pickle out of nialls wind pipe liam and louis came to visit niall in the hospital. liam gave niall a blowjob just to relax him well liam video taped it for movie night. harry and i went into the place they keep the medicine and replaced all the drips with harrys semen. zayn fucked one of the clients so hard that she died. finally when we got home my kids were excited to see us. my littlest kid jumpped on niall and started shoving crayons down his throat while the other one shoved apples up liams butt because we all wanted apple pie. im so proud of my kids. they turned out just like me. louis had brought someones head he had found from the hospital so we decided to grill it and have a feast. the feats was great well except the part that the kids were crying because they didnt get to eat the apple pie or the head. im actually getting sick of them. we all sat down in the living room and drank vodka until all we could see was blurred lines. i hope its safe to drink vodka while preganat because thats what i just did

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can someone one please tell me if its safe to drink vodka while pregnant