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Kisses down low

midnight memories

Niall is suh a cute little irish man. he likes opening the door for me but one time he opened it and it slammed him in the face. i laughed because his face was pancake like but it was a cute little irish pancake. just like his little ol bum. Yep. He has a pancake butt. But that's ok because we will botox in his butt soon to make it plump. "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" He screamed as I stuck the needle in his butt. Everyone laughed as tears formed in his eyes. It was getting anooying so I just knocked him out. He fell over, his face hitting the needle. Uh oh. Now He's gonna have botox in his face. hes got botox in his face even tho he doesnt need it. i really hope when he wakes up he doesnt notice how much on joan rives he looks like. Maybe i should just remove all the mirrors from my house. oh wait my kids ate all the mirrors so its all good. then damn kids always be eating stuff. man i wish i could eat them so i dont have to worry about feed any little child. gosh i hate all kids all they want is to eat and play. i want hurt them but lets get back to the story.Yeah so Niall woke up and said his face felt funny. We just laughed because half of his face was puffy. I cried from laughing so hard while Niall cried because half of his face looked like a puffy white marshmellow. To make him feel better I cooked him food while Zayn gave him a blowjob. He started to feel better so we had a dance party and a pillow fight and then we watched Titanic, Dear John, and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. All the movies made us cried so hard, especially the last one. We always have the most fun at midnight i dont know why. zayn is basically the cool one hes so chill and he doesnt give a damn about anything. harry louis and liam were mia this night so niall and zayn and i had a three some and we where up all night. this was about 6 months ago now im pregnant but i dont know if the father is zayn or niall but it could be harry liam or louis because i had sex with them the day after. i hope the father is all of them. wait is that possiable? well i hope it is. i know you might thing well youre a slut no i actually care about my children thats why i want them to be the daddies.

Notes

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