Kisses down low
When Harry is in the hood people always call him ratchet and throw lemons at him. We collected enough lemons to have a lemonade stand, which was shut down due to food poisoning in the lemonade. But we claimed it was the black peoples' lemons! So we decided to make a watermelon stand instead. We sometimes would have watermelon fights but it had to stop because one time harry shot a watermelon up my butt and it got stuck. this is why my bum is so large. Its never been taken out and when I fart it smells like watermelon. Sometimes when Niall is hungry and there is no food, Niall comes up and sniffs my butt. I don't mind though. Its actually not that bad. Harry shoving a watermelon up my butt was actually not that bad. It changed everything thing for ever. My kids all have regular melons up their butts due to genetics. But I think it looks good so i've never had them removed. Liam LOVES to have things shoved up his butt! His butthole is so big that sometimes we shove pumpkins up there for Halloween and then he looks like he has a unibutt. Liam is a very crazy man. We all like pumpkin pie so we make Liam rub his butt together and poop out the pumpkin and when its all out its basically a pumpkin pie all we have to do is add sugar. this is why we love Liam because hes very talented. He can do it to make apple, cherry, and even pecan pie too. But Louis has a very special talent too. He can use his dick as a sling shot and sling shot potato chips into Niall's mouth. Isn't dat cray cray? We always do this at midnight. we have a great laugh every time we do this.