Not Interested
Chapter Six - Morning
He glanced around the room and saw a number of both red and green ‘x’s, he must think I'm insane.
I woke up in Niall's arms. Why was he in here? Why were we cuddling? What is happening? I shoved his arm off my waist and sat straight up. All the boys were asleep in my room. It was Niall, Louis, and I in the bed, and Harry, Liam and Zayn on the floor. Tiger was asleep on Harry's face. I glanced at the clock. 8:00 am. Time to get on with the day.
Should I let the boys sleep in? After last night. Not a chance. I grabbed the air horn off of my night stand. I tried to call over Tiger, knowing that she would attack Harry if she was startled. When she didn't come over to me I let her be and pressed down on the air horn.
Everyone woke up startled. Harry swore loudly. Tiger had bit him. Good girl Tiger.
“Good morning want-to-be's” I said this with the biggest grin possible. “Wakey wakey. Were going to IHop for breakfast, so, get ready.” I swiftly walked over to my closet and started picking out my outfit for the day. I could feel the stares I was getting from the boys.
I quickly turned on my heel and looked at the boys. They hadn’t moved a muscle. As I called Tiger over to feed her, I noticed that Louis was staring at my right wrist. Shit, the bracelets fell off in my sleep. I picked up Tiger and hid my wrist in her fur. I fed Tiger and the boys still haven't moved.
“Well,” I said rather annoyed, “If you don't want breakfast then feel free to stay where you are. Just let me change and I’ll be out of your hair and off to IHop” I was really annoyed at this point. I threw on some bracelets and went to the corner of the room. I changed in what I call dancer style. It is a form of changing where you don't show any areas that you don't want to be seen. I've gotten rather good at it.
Niall finally got up. “How'd you do that?”
I knew what he was talking about but I felt like being stubborn “Do what?” I asked as innocent as I could possible get.
“You know,” He seemed reluctant, like he thought we shouldn't be talking about this. “Change without showing anything.”
“I've been practicing.” That sounded really weird. “Now if the rest of you want breakfast, be ready in five.” I walked out of the room to go brush my teeth. As I turned I saw them looking like they thought I was insane for thinking they could get ready in five minutes. A few of them had looks of their faces like they were hoping I was joking. I wasn’t
I brushed my teeth and did my hair into a ponytail. I glanced at my watch. It had been five minutes. I knocked on my bedroom door. No one answered so I assumed they were ready or out of my room. I walked into my room without a second thought. Boy was I wrong when I thought they were ready. I walked into Harry and Louis play fighting, Niall playing with Tiger in his boxers, Liam shirtless and putting on socks, and Zayn was fixing his hair. God, these boys were idiots.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me. I blinked twice and then face palmed.
“You people are bigger idiots than I thought.” When I was looking them up to see who I had to live with for these two weeks of torture, I found out that they were five idiots in a band, but I didn't expect them to be this stupid. Was the website sure that none of them dropped out of school?
“Sorry,” Liam said putting on t-shirt, “We’re not used to having to get ready so quickly.”
“Well get used to it, ‘cause it will be like this everyday.” I replied with a bit more attitude than intended. “And hurry up, I'm hungry and annoyed. Not a good combination.”
The boys laughed.
“I'm not joking.” I kept my face expressionless. “Do you need help getting ready, or do you have superspeed that I don't know about?”
“Well I could use some help picking out something to wear.” Really Niall is that all you need help with?
“And I could use some help on my hair.” What can you even do with Zayn’s hair? I don't know.
“Fine I help Niall first then Zayn.” I walked over to Niall and he pulled some close out of his bag. There was nothing to work with. It was literally skinny jeans and t-shirts. I rolled my eyes at the lack of variation.
“Do you guys ever not wear skinny jeans?” God, I was sarcastic today.
“I think we did once.” Niall joked. “It was awful.”
“Well,” I had a plan. “We’re going to make that twice.”
They all looked at me in disgust.
“Change of plans.” I threw a 5SOS t-shirt at Niall with some black skinny jeans while walking over to Zayn. “We’re going to go shopping.”
Zayn yelped when I brushed his knotted hair up with the styling brush. I pulled his hair into a quiff a sprayed almost a whole can of hairspray.
“But what about breakfast.” Harry dragged out the word breakfast in a whiny kind of way.
“We can get Cinnabun or something at Stratford.” I felt like a mother right now.
“Wait, What's Stratford? I thought we were going to the mall.” God Niall is a idiot.
“Hey blondie,” all the other boys laughed at the nickname, “Stratford is the mall. Hey,” I turned my attention to the others, “A little less laughing and a little more getting ready.” I turned on my heel and walked down stairs.
I quickly took my pills. What was going on? I need to sort out my thoughts. I need to record a video. I need my room. I was halfway through opening the fridge door, when I turned around and sprinted back upstairs to my room. Me and Liam opened the door at the same time. Awkward.
“Whats wrong?”
I pushed past him ignoring his question.
“Out!” I shouted pointing towards the door.
“Um…” Well Harry was confused. “Whats happening?”
“I’m going make a video and you need to get out of my room so that I can.”
“A video! Can we be in it?” What part of ‘get out’ doesn't he understand.
“No you can’t”
“Why not?” God, are all boybands this annoying?
“Because.”
“Because why?”
“I said so.”
“Why do you say so?” I swear I’m not arguing with a five-year-old right now. I promise.
“If I let you be in my video will you stop being so annoying.”
“I will try.” He better do more than just try.
“Alright you can be in the video.”
All the boys cheered. You'd think they wouldn't be this excited. Maybe they just don't want to go shopping.
“Only,” I kinda of glad that I stopped the cheering. “If you keep your clothes on and don't interrupt me when I'm doing my intro or outro. Got it?”
“Got it!” I like the feeling of them answering all military like.
It took me a couple minutes to set every up and flip the bed into a couch. While I did that the boys kept asking questions about what would happen in the video. Niall wanted to do a skit. Harry wanted to run around while I just talked. Liam wanted an interview for some reason. Louis and Zayn, they didn't care what happened as long as they were in the video. Finally, I had explained that they would run in or pop up went I said there names and then we would do a quick interview. Niall still was complaining about missing breakfast.
“Well if you were to get ready faster and be less annoying,” The sass monster has been awaked, “We would be at IHop right now, blondie.” The boys began snickering at Niall's nickname. “Oh shut up,” once you wake the monster it doesn't go awake for a long time. “The camera is rolling in 5...4...3...2…
“Hello people, so today I have five “special” guests” I could tell that the boys were annoyed when I did air quotes over special. “There are one of the best boy bands that I don't like, it One Direction.”All the boy popped up or jumped in.
“Alright while you guys get situated.” I turned my attention to the camera. “I’m sorry that this is being posted so late. I’m pretty sure that I made a video explaining why I wouldn't be recording or posting On August 2nd. If I didn't well, nows not the time to explain.
“Anyways,” I turned my attention back to the boys. “Welcome to my life. You will find food over there,” I was pointing in directions of imaginary things “Over here we have the roller coaster I like to call emotions, and over there, well we don't talk about what's over there.
“Okay, so the people of my spec of the interweb have requested that we play a game.”
“What game?” from Liam’s cautious tone that then had played a couple not-so-fun games in the past.
“It's called Truth, Dare, or Attack.” I tried to keep a smile on my face but I could feel it flicker on and off. “Note this video will be uncut.
“All in favor say aye.”
Four voices said aye.
“All opposed.”
“Nay.” What the fuck Harry.
“Reason.” I feel like a judge.
“I’ve already been attacked three times in less than 48 hours. I don't feel like being attacked again.” He crossed his arms and sat back on the couch pouting like a five-year-old. I’m trying to recall all the times he's been attacked. They were all hilarious.
I woke up in Niall's arms. Why was he in here? Why were we cuddling? What is happening? I shoved his arm off my waist and sat straight up. All the boys were asleep in my room. It was Niall, Louis, and I in the bed, and Harry, Liam and Zayn on the floor. Tiger was asleep on Harry's face. I glanced at the clock. 8:00 am. Time to get on with the day.
Should I let the boys sleep in? After last night. Not a chance. I grabbed the air horn off of my night stand. I tried to call over Tiger, knowing that she would attack Harry if she was startled. When she didn't come over to me I let her be and pressed down on the air horn.
Everyone woke up startled. Harry swore loudly. Tiger had bit him. Good girl Tiger.
“Good morning want-to-be's” I said this with the biggest grin possible. “Wakey wakey. Were going to IHop for breakfast, so, get ready.” I swiftly walked over to my closet and started picking out my outfit for the day. I could feel the stares I was getting from the boys.
I quickly turned on my heel and looked at the boys. They hadn’t moved a muscle. As I called Tiger over to feed her, I noticed that Louis was staring at my right wrist. Shit, the bracelets fell off in my sleep. I picked up Tiger and hid my wrist in her fur. I fed Tiger and the boys still haven't moved.
“Well,” I said rather annoyed, “If you don't want breakfast then feel free to stay where you are. Just let me change and I’ll be out of your hair and off to IHop” I was really annoyed at this point. I threw on some bracelets and went to the corner of the room. I changed in what I call dancer style. It is a form of changing where you don't show any areas that you don't want to be seen. I've gotten rather good at it.
Niall finally got up. “How'd you do that?”
I knew what he was talking about but I felt like being stubborn “Do what?” I asked as innocent as I could possible get.
“You know,” He seemed reluctant, like he thought we shouldn't be talking about this. “Change without showing anything.”
“I've been practicing.” That sounded really weird. “Now if the rest of you want breakfast, be ready in five.” I walked out of the room to go brush my teeth. As I turned I saw them looking like they thought I was insane for thinking they could get ready in five minutes. A few of them had looks of their faces like they were hoping I was joking. I wasn’t
I brushed my teeth and did my hair into a ponytail. I glanced at my watch. It had been five minutes. I knocked on my bedroom door. No one answered so I assumed they were ready or out of my room. I walked into my room without a second thought. Boy was I wrong when I thought they were ready. I walked into Harry and Louis play fighting, Niall playing with Tiger in his boxers, Liam shirtless and putting on socks, and Zayn was fixing his hair. God, these boys were idiots.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me. I blinked twice and then face palmed.
“You people are bigger idiots than I thought.” When I was looking them up to see who I had to live with for these two weeks of torture, I found out that they were five idiots in a band, but I didn't expect them to be this stupid. Was the website sure that none of them dropped out of school?
“Sorry,” Liam said putting on t-shirt, “We’re not used to having to get ready so quickly.”
“Well get used to it, ‘cause it will be like this everyday.” I replied with a bit more attitude than intended. “And hurry up, I'm hungry and annoyed. Not a good combination.”
The boys laughed.
“I'm not joking.” I kept my face expressionless. “Do you need help getting ready, or do you have superspeed that I don't know about?”
“Well I could use some help picking out something to wear.” Really Niall is that all you need help with?
“And I could use some help on my hair.” What can you even do with Zayn’s hair? I don't know.
“Fine I help Niall first then Zayn.” I walked over to Niall and he pulled some close out of his bag. There was nothing to work with. It was literally skinny jeans and t-shirts. I rolled my eyes at the lack of variation.
“Do you guys ever not wear skinny jeans?” God, I was sarcastic today.
“I think we did once.” Niall joked. “It was awful.”
“Well,” I had a plan. “We’re going to make that twice.”
They all looked at me in disgust.
“Change of plans.” I threw a 5SOS t-shirt at Niall with some black skinny jeans while walking over to Zayn. “We’re going to go shopping.”
Zayn yelped when I brushed his knotted hair up with the styling brush. I pulled his hair into a quiff a sprayed almost a whole can of hairspray.
“But what about breakfast.” Harry dragged out the word breakfast in a whiny kind of way.
“We can get Cinnabun or something at Stratford.” I felt like a mother right now.
“Wait, What's Stratford? I thought we were going to the mall.” God Niall is a idiot.
“Hey blondie,” all the other boys laughed at the nickname, “Stratford is the mall. Hey,” I turned my attention to the others, “A little less laughing and a little more getting ready.” I turned on my heel and walked down stairs.
I quickly took my pills. What was going on? I need to sort out my thoughts. I need to record a video. I need my room. I was halfway through opening the fridge door, when I turned around and sprinted back upstairs to my room. Me and Liam opened the door at the same time. Awkward.
“Whats wrong?”
I pushed past him ignoring his question.
“Out!” I shouted pointing towards the door.
“Um…” Well Harry was confused. “Whats happening?”
“I’m going make a video and you need to get out of my room so that I can.”
“A video! Can we be in it?” What part of ‘get out’ doesn't he understand.
“No you can’t”
“Why not?” God, are all boybands this annoying?
“Because.”
“Because why?”
“I said so.”
“Why do you say so?” I swear I’m not arguing with a five-year-old right now. I promise.
“If I let you be in my video will you stop being so annoying.”
“I will try.” He better do more than just try.
“Alright you can be in the video.”
All the boys cheered. You'd think they wouldn't be this excited. Maybe they just don't want to go shopping.
“Only,” I kinda of glad that I stopped the cheering. “If you keep your clothes on and don't interrupt me when I'm doing my intro or outro. Got it?”
“Got it!” I like the feeling of them answering all military like.
It took me a couple minutes to set every up and flip the bed into a couch. While I did that the boys kept asking questions about what would happen in the video. Niall wanted to do a skit. Harry wanted to run around while I just talked. Liam wanted an interview for some reason. Louis and Zayn, they didn't care what happened as long as they were in the video. Finally, I had explained that they would run in or pop up went I said there names and then we would do a quick interview. Niall still was complaining about missing breakfast.
“Well if you were to get ready faster and be less annoying,” The sass monster has been awaked, “We would be at IHop right now, blondie.” The boys began snickering at Niall's nickname. “Oh shut up,” once you wake the monster it doesn't go awake for a long time. “The camera is rolling in 5...4...3...2…
“Hello people, so today I have five “special” guests” I could tell that the boys were annoyed when I did air quotes over special. “There are one of the best boy bands that I don't like, it One Direction.”All the boy popped up or jumped in.
“Alright while you guys get situated.” I turned my attention to the camera. “I’m sorry that this is being posted so late. I’m pretty sure that I made a video explaining why I wouldn't be recording or posting On August 2nd. If I didn't well, nows not the time to explain.
“Anyways,” I turned my attention back to the boys. “Welcome to my life. You will find food over there,” I was pointing in directions of imaginary things “Over here we have the roller coaster I like to call emotions, and over there, well we don't talk about what's over there.
“Okay, so the people of my spec of the interweb have requested that we play a game.”
“What game?” from Liam’s cautious tone that then had played a couple not-so-fun games in the past.
“It's called Truth, Dare, or Attack.” I tried to keep a smile on my face but I could feel it flicker on and off. “Note this video will be uncut.
“All in favor say aye.”
Four voices said aye.
“All opposed.”
“Nay.” What the fuck Harry.
“Reason.” I feel like a judge.
“I’ve already been attacked three times in less than 48 hours. I don't feel like being attacked again.” He crossed his arms and sat back on the couch pouting like a five-year-old. I’m trying to recall all the times he's been attacked. They were all hilarious.
Notes
Hello People,
Hows it going? Sorry I havent been updating. Ive had writers block, and I just got back from vacation. Oh yeah HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, if your reading this and your not in the good ol' USA, then have a good day anyway. THis chapter is really long. I wrote the next chapter nd it is a little bit shorter so, yeah. NO I will not be posting the next chapter today or pobily even soon. For those who dont know, I dont post a chapter un til the next chapter is finished. Yes this is how I work. Deal with it. Sorry if the dialog gets a little confusing, I just dont like the format of "Blah Blah Blah" they said "Blah Blah Blah" Someone replied. I mean You might see it a couple times in this story with all the talking that happens, but it gets boring fast. I know that not a lot of people who read this, but if you do read it, Comment and subcribe or rate and recomend to a friend. Its up to you but let me know your there. Last thing, I think I might try and find someone to redo the covrer to make it more interesting so if you can do that or can recomend someone please tell me. Props to thoses few people who read all this. Go you!
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11/24/16