Not Interested
Chapter Five - Insane
Jordan’s POV
I woke up screaming. I was going to question why, then I remembered it was August 2nd. This was normal. It was expected. What wasn't expected was what happened after I screamed.
I was sitting on my bed when someone sat down next to me. Being super jumpy, I punched whoever it was. Hard.
I British accentic swore, and then I realized that I had messed up. I grabbed my phone and turned on the flashlight so see four boys gather around Harry, who was on the floor whimpering in pain. I try to not laugh when Louis confronted me.
“Two questions,” He seemed angry, “One, why did you hit Harry in the testicls? And two why did you scream?” He glared at me the way I glared at them when we first met. I couldn't hold it in any longer. I laughed so hard that I fell of my bed and was rolling on the floor with Harry. All the boys looked at me like I was insane. I laughed ever harder. So hard, that it had no sound. I was just rolling on the gasping for air and clapping my hands like a retarded seal.
Louis’s POV
Shes insane. She's definitely insane. How can she go from screaming to punching Harry in the testicals, and then LAUGH about it. That's not something a sane person does. It's just not.
Wait. Did she wear those bracelets to sleep? Why on earth would she do that? Holy shit, did she cut? Does she cut? If she did or does cut, why don't her parents care? Where are her parents?
“Are you okay?” I snapped out of my thoughts when Liam became responsible and ask Jordan this.
“Define okay.” She got up and turned the lights on. Really define okay. Who did this chick think she was?
Liam obviously didn't know how to reply so Niall stepped in.
“We heard you scream. Why did you scream? Was it a bad dream or something? And are you over it or do we need to do something for you to help you calm down?”
She started laughing again. This time it was more of a ‘are you stupid’ kind of laugh.
“You're not the brightest, are you blondie?” I had to bite my tongue not to laugh. SHe just called Niall blondie. I glanced at Niall, he was confused. She was right he really isn't the brightest.
“I'm fine,” Did she always sound like she was annoyed or is just cause it's late. “It normally takes me 20 minutes and two chocolate bars to calm down. But you people came in my room broke three of the rules I told you about. Then you freaked out when I did self defense, causing me to laugh and scare the shit out of Tiger, whom, I bet you didn't realize, it curled up in a ball on my bed quivering with fear.”
She walked over to her bed and picked up Tiger. He looked liked a white puffball. Why did she name him Tiger? The world may never know. Jordan had her head buried in Tiger’s fur. I was actually kind of cute, innocent almost. I looked over at the other boys Zayn was on his phone. Harry had gotten to his feet and was staring at Jordan in disbelief. Liam looked worried, I think for her sanity, and Niall looked like he was going to die from a cuteness overload. Then Niall became a super big embarrassment. He said AWW in a super motherly way. The good thing is that it brought embarrassment upon us and her.
Her cheeks went bright red and she put Tiger down. He ran straight back to his spot at the corner of the bed.
“He's so cute.” I couldn't help myself. The worst part was that my voice went higher so I ended up sounding like a teenage girl.
She glared at me with fire in her eyes. Shit, what did I do?
“He!” She was pissed. “Tiger is a girl. What is with you people? You just automatically think that Tiger is a guy. Just because is society biased doesn't everyone in the world is!” I'm screwed.
She was so pissed, I was worried that I would get more than just a slap to the face. She walked over to the door. Was she really going to kick me out? Then she pulled a knife out of a target on the back of the door. Oh god, this chick is going to legit murder me. Then she threw it. The knife zoomed right past my left ear. I swear to god I saw my life flash before my eyes. After the knife flew by I turned to see it landed on a red tape ‘x’ near the window. I glanced around the room and saw a number of both red and green ‘x’s, This chick is insane.
I woke up screaming. I was going to question why, then I remembered it was August 2nd. This was normal. It was expected. What wasn't expected was what happened after I screamed.
I was sitting on my bed when someone sat down next to me. Being super jumpy, I punched whoever it was. Hard.
I British accentic swore, and then I realized that I had messed up. I grabbed my phone and turned on the flashlight so see four boys gather around Harry, who was on the floor whimpering in pain. I try to not laugh when Louis confronted me.
“Two questions,” He seemed angry, “One, why did you hit Harry in the testicls? And two why did you scream?” He glared at me the way I glared at them when we first met. I couldn't hold it in any longer. I laughed so hard that I fell of my bed and was rolling on the floor with Harry. All the boys looked at me like I was insane. I laughed ever harder. So hard, that it had no sound. I was just rolling on the gasping for air and clapping my hands like a retarded seal.
Louis’s POV
Shes insane. She's definitely insane. How can she go from screaming to punching Harry in the testicals, and then LAUGH about it. That's not something a sane person does. It's just not.
Wait. Did she wear those bracelets to sleep? Why on earth would she do that? Holy shit, did she cut? Does she cut? If she did or does cut, why don't her parents care? Where are her parents?
“Are you okay?” I snapped out of my thoughts when Liam became responsible and ask Jordan this.
“Define okay.” She got up and turned the lights on. Really define okay. Who did this chick think she was?
Liam obviously didn't know how to reply so Niall stepped in.
“We heard you scream. Why did you scream? Was it a bad dream or something? And are you over it or do we need to do something for you to help you calm down?”
She started laughing again. This time it was more of a ‘are you stupid’ kind of laugh.
“You're not the brightest, are you blondie?” I had to bite my tongue not to laugh. SHe just called Niall blondie. I glanced at Niall, he was confused. She was right he really isn't the brightest.
“I'm fine,” Did she always sound like she was annoyed or is just cause it's late. “It normally takes me 20 minutes and two chocolate bars to calm down. But you people came in my room broke three of the rules I told you about. Then you freaked out when I did self defense, causing me to laugh and scare the shit out of Tiger, whom, I bet you didn't realize, it curled up in a ball on my bed quivering with fear.”
She walked over to her bed and picked up Tiger. He looked liked a white puffball. Why did she name him Tiger? The world may never know. Jordan had her head buried in Tiger’s fur. I was actually kind of cute, innocent almost. I looked over at the other boys Zayn was on his phone. Harry had gotten to his feet and was staring at Jordan in disbelief. Liam looked worried, I think for her sanity, and Niall looked like he was going to die from a cuteness overload. Then Niall became a super big embarrassment. He said AWW in a super motherly way. The good thing is that it brought embarrassment upon us and her.
Her cheeks went bright red and she put Tiger down. He ran straight back to his spot at the corner of the bed.
“He's so cute.” I couldn't help myself. The worst part was that my voice went higher so I ended up sounding like a teenage girl.
She glared at me with fire in her eyes. Shit, what did I do?
“He!” She was pissed. “Tiger is a girl. What is with you people? You just automatically think that Tiger is a guy. Just because is society biased doesn't everyone in the world is!” I'm screwed.
She was so pissed, I was worried that I would get more than just a slap to the face. She walked over to the door. Was she really going to kick me out? Then she pulled a knife out of a target on the back of the door. Oh god, this chick is going to legit murder me. Then she threw it. The knife zoomed right past my left ear. I swear to god I saw my life flash before my eyes. After the knife flew by I turned to see it landed on a red tape ‘x’ near the window. I glanced around the room and saw a number of both red and green ‘x’s, This chick is insane.
Notes
Hey People
This chapter is kind of short but who cares. Oh yeah, sorry for the weird space of times inbetween updates. I just had a lot of ideas going though my mind. I have already writen the next chapter on google docs. Its THREE PAGES LONG. Yep so if you like long chapter subcribe so you know when i post it. Or just subsribe anyways because you never know when the next update is going to be. Please comment what you think so far. Or comment what you think is going to happen next. Or just comment. Just let me know your acutaly reading this story. Im happy to take suggestions for this story or future stories. I might not use them but it is always fun to see what you guys want to happen in the future. Umm IDK what to write. well...
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11/24/16