The worst fanfic ever

All, Im Going, To Say Is. That This Is, A Bad Fanfic, On Purpose. Aboutt Harry And Liam And LOuis And Zayn And Niall. This Random Made Upp Girl Loves Harry. She Is Best Friends With Niall. She Loves Harry Because He Is Hot. She Is Just FriEnds With Zayn. And Louis. And Liam. And Their Girlfriends. The Girls Name Is Rose, Because Harry Gives Her Roses All The Time And And Teh Lazy Author Could NOt Think Of Anything Else Except For The Fact Harry Gives Her Roses Because Her Parents Who Named Her Are Not In This Damn Fanfic. They Are Too Irrelevant. Because, They Raised, Her And Fed Her And Washed Her And Loved Her. Nope, They Are Stupid Fucks Because They Would Not Give Spoiled Rose The 1,000,000,000 Dollar Rainbow Thong And Matching Bra, Harry Does Not Know This. Rose Only Tells Him HeR Mother And Father Were Fucking Ugly And Mean. Harry Gets Her The 1,000,000,000 Dollar RainBOw Thong And Matching Bra Because She Wanted It For Christmas.
I Am Not Telling You Anything, You Must Read To Find Out Even Though I Spoiled Everything Already. This Story Is Almost As Spoiled As Rose And Her Stupid 1,000,000,000 Rainbow Thong And Matching Bra That Harry Got Her For Christmas And Caused Her To Run Away From Her Loving Parents.

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