The worst fanfic ever

haRRy took me back to his place ;)
no not that way :(
his bandmates were wrecking havoc in his house.
louie was eating carrots and running around energetically with a pigeon on his shoulder, because everyone in dis fandom demands he needs to do that every minute of his fucking life.
"kEvinnnnnn." he shouted. "ice creammmmmm"
niall was eyeing liam who was, looking at a to-go bagg labeled Nandos, because everyone wants niall to live on NAndos, and ONLY NANDOS OR HE WILL NEVER BE OUR NIALL AGAIN.
"omg calm down u idiots a GIRL is here harry shouted.
louiz gasped and hopped up and down niall got distracted and gaped at az liam grabbed the nandos and runned?!!??!!.?!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg so exciting!!!! dr@ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
"hey rose, we secretly a gang but Do Not Worry, within a week we will fall in love because all gang fanfics need to be that way if we r the gang, but we will have to hit and rape ya anyway so we seems scari and disgustng to them readers" harry explained
i started crying and louis SMiled encouragingly at me becuz wenever the main gurl gets kidnapped she needs to start sobing as soon as she finds out she was kidnappEd.
to prove hiz point louis lurched forward and raised his hand... his fingers reached toward mine... and then he WAS TOUCHING ME!!!!!
i sobbed eVen morr because it was so terribull. How could he hit me??? i thought we wood b frends omg he so bretaying :(
"take her to the (insert creepy room name) haz, dont use protection mwahahaha..." niall said because every kidnapping fic has a creepy room where they, like, rape u? and, like, hit u? and, like, kill u? except he said dont use protection and did a fake villain, laugh so i think. harry was gonna... omg yess!!!!! my wildest dreams (not really) come true :D *happy dance*
i pretended resisted az lou and harry dragged me. aw, i know u feel for me, shame i couldnt have harry alone but lou was cute so it would be ok i think. shame i couldnt have niall and harry but niall had to steal them nandos back becuz them fans demand he do anything for nandos, also, we are not in america if that bag exists.
omg i am so smart to figgure dat out lol !!! hmmm my friends told me the other day 9 + 10 was 21 but i know better, she laughed at end and looked confused when i didnt laugh with her, she mustve thought i would fall for it. i know better u lying slut bitch, and my other friend laughed 2, how cood they betray meh like dat! they dont deserve my frendshit. oh sorry i mean frendship, eh both are the same just spelled differently. anyway she said it like this:
"wuz 9 + 10?" amy said all smiley like she was telling a joke
"21" rachel said , smiling too?
"u stupid, rachel"
"i agree its 19 u fucking idiot" i thought
amy and rachel the two friends. they were obvi trying to trick me into thinking 9 + 10 was 21.
anyway imma gonna end this chapter here because we are at the rape room and i got to leave it here for suspense that does nothing.

Notes

Yup.
No offense to the gang fanfics out there, but you guys are pretty much the same...

XOXO, Julie