The worst fanfic ever

I cryyed as I Ran Away From My Mansion. my mom and dad tried to tell me i could not get the beautiful 1,000,000,000 dollarr rainbow thong and matching brA? them dumb fucks SAID it was Two expensiv. how could they. they knew it was the only thing i wanted for my b-day, except, That, 2,000 doller dimond necklace and The Beautifull 40,000 Dollar Brown Miniskirt and some butcher kknives and some cookies and some new pillows and my own personal slave and my own mall and my own fashion line and my own maid and for someone to paint my room pink again, a couple hours ago it went was pink to puurple, idk why i wanted purple, it was ugly. i wanted my pink back. anywAy, it wasnt that much stuff, i dont no why they couldnt get all of it!!!!! they were so mean to me :(
the other day my boyfriend even physicully ABUSEd me??!!? thw man i thoght was my bf held my Hand. Oh My Godf. he held my hand even tho i told him not to and slapped him and ran bacck home crying. we broke up he is so mean he touched me then broke up with me? how could he be so heartless? my life wuz ruined. thats why i was funning away.
idk why i was cryin i was so happy to leave they idiots living in my town. :D
a car drove by and stopped. some guy. the driverr i think. he opened the window anDD stuckk his head out. "hey happy looking slut" he shouted "wanna get some!"
"ok" i said back walking toward his car. this was a very glorious day i needed some heavy sex witTh a strangar to top it poff.
in this car i wasted no time and kissed him. he kissed me back and flipped us over so he was on top. i didnt say anything just touched his tonguee with my tungue "good girl" he praiised. i rubbed his cock through his fugly pants while we were still making out and he moand.
then he ripped my clothes off then he ripped his own clothes off so we were both, NAKED!!!!! he put a finger, in my pussy. and i tried hard not two moan becauze then he would think it was actually, pleasing me and well we cant, have that now can we!
i tried so hard not to make a sound as he put his penis inSide my clitoris. i started crying of joy instead of moaning but then someone knocked on the car door, interrupting meh bliss, how dare they.
"hey are u raping her why she crying" the guy said, he had emerald orbs because fanfic authors thought his eyes were like that and his ORBS must always be described like that. he had no green eyes. just emerald orbs. anyway was hot, i would like to get in his pants instead, so i screamed, "help me help me, he is so raping me, he didnt steal my virginity, he kidnapped me and i dont know where my house is, its not that huge fucking mansion over there, can you take me to your house please good totally-handsome-and-probably-experienced-in-fucking-girls sir."
"ok, i will take you back to my house since you are so obviously innocent and unspoiled and also you are pretty." he told me and called the cops on the stranger. he waas arrested.
"i am harry wut is your name,"
i am rose" i told him. "thanks for saving me harry, i will never ever know how to thank you."
"it ok."
"good, because i dont really wanna thank you."
"oh. well now u dont have to worry daisy."
"my name is rose stuupid.""
"im not stupid, i just got your name mistaken once, what is the big DEAL."
"omg everyone knows my name i am famous all around the world."
"no i am."
"no, im the famous one because i am beautiful and rich."
"i am handsum and rich."
"sO what, i am a girl, girls are so prettier."
"WUTEVER, cant wait for u to meet my bandmates"
"bandmates? emerald orbs? omg u are louie tomlion!"
"wut"
"neil huran?"
"wtf"
"zayn milak, oh wait he left."
"oh oh oh you must be leeyum pain"
"no. no."
"omg you are hurry tiles."
"Harry Styles."
"omg, i love u and Direction One!"
"it one direction"
"who the fuck cares i am not a fan, wtf is this conversation so long?"
"idk"
"lets stop talking we taking up too much space harry."
"okay."

Notes

I don't mean to be offensive in any way, this is simply for fun and honestly I'm thinking of deleting it. If it does offend you, please comment/message and tell me.

XOXO, Julie