The worst fanfic ever

i sippped meh kofee.
me harry louis were at starbucks becuz thats the only koffee shop in the worldd. no dunkin donuts or tom hortan just starbuccs.
the bitch barbie cashier wrote CALL ME ;) on louis and harrys cups, but we didnt get any other attention, becuz this was bonding time, and therefore, allthem fans and paparazzi had to wait patiently outside before they could freak out.
"wut up gurl" harry said to the barbie and waveed
"omg ur, like, hawt" she giggled, what a slut
i ignored her tho and went up to the other cashier who was a cute boy
"hey sweethart" i smiled. "whats ur name"
"thomas wut is urs"
"omg you stalker why do u need to know my name bitch"
"what?"
"lol jk my name is rose for two reasons: my bf, who i might break up with becuz he flirting with that bimbo, will give me roses someday. also the authors name is rose and she didnt really know what else to call me so that is why i am rose."
"what?"
"omg bastard im done with u"
i stomped away from that idiot and harey was STELL talkin to that fucking slut even tho i walked away from him and talked to another boi. i changed to plan B, louis.
"hey lou wuz up!" i said batting meh eyelasses
"nothing"
"your cute u know that"
"yes actually"
"i might break up with harry to be with you"
"really?"
"yeah, i mean cmon, he is so fucking mean and never pays attention to me" i said making harrys voice falter and he looked at me hurt
"i would pay a lot of attention to u rose" louis winked
"would you pay attention to me rite now in the bathroom."
"of course"
"lets go"
me and louis walked into the bathroom leaving behind my ex and the cashier
he kissed me and slipped his tongue into my mouth he took off his pants and i suked his cock
then i took off my clothes too and he put a finger in my clit "omg you two were serious" a voice gasped
it was harry i gasped and covered my boobs with my shirt "you both r betraying sluts" he sobbed and ran away
"shittttt" we said together and looked at each other, but i didnt worry becuz he would forgive me in a few chapters but we both had to act lonely and sad anyway

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