Life, Cars and Zayn Malik... Wait What?!

Okay. So we reached Codie’s house, and we were totally ready for some kick ass, especially me since I had to listen to One Direction sing the same 17 songs over and over and over and over… I think you get the point. Anyway, we drove into the driveway, and I noticed that Codie’s car wasn’t parked in the driveway. I thought nothing of it, and figured it would be in the garage.
Well, Codie hadn’t noticed because she had her keys out and was already standing at the front door to her house. At first she tried to open the door, and then she knocked and shouted. That is how she came to be holding the keys to the house. She unlocked the front door, and we all searched the house for any sign of those five boys.
Those annoying five boys.
Those damned annoying five boys.
The damned annoying five boys I wish to stab in the eyes with multiple knives. When none of us found them or any note left anywhere, Codie grabbed her phone. Put it on speaker. Dialled Louis’ number. And the rest of us prepared for Codie’s shouting rant. Wow, Louis thought it would be okay to answer nicely. He must have been prepared for this.
“Ayo” I heard Louis say.
“Where the f***ing hell are you? All of you guys disappear and my Ferraris gone, the T.V. is still on, you know that right? Weren’t we supposed to have that riff-off thing on or did you change your mind? ANSWER ONE OF MY BLOODY QUESTIONS!” Codie started her ranting.
“Codes, I will explain from the start of the reason we are not there. I was running to have a shower, I slipped, landed on the back of my left hand and broke my wrist. I actually split the bone from my wrist to about halfway down my forearm. I screamed for the guys and we tried to figure out how to get here, the only way here without letting out on the secret was to drive the only car there, your Ferrari.” Oh my god. What the hell is wrong with you? No one drives her Ferrari. No one apart from her.
“YOU DROVE MY FERRARI… AGAIN?! WITH ONE HAND?!” she didn’t particularly care about his wrist at the moment, more about the condition her car was in.
“No, I didn’t, Liam did. Seriously Codie, I wouldn’t drive with a broken wrist.” He stated like it was obvious. God damn.
“And that makes all the difference?” Codie asked in one of the bitchiest tones she could come up with.
“Yeah.” One of the others said through the phone. With a smart guess, I think it was Liam.
“NO IT DOESN’T!” she screamed in response. I had to keep myself from laughing, or she would get angrier.
“This feels like de-ja-vu.” I heard Louis say through the phone. What was he talking about?
“Sorry I screamed, are you okay Louis? Out of housemate-ness of course. I know I’m on speaker boys.” Oh honey.
“Yes Codie, I’m okay. Continue with your mad rage.” Louis said.
“When will you be home?” she asked, surprisingly calm.
“When can I leave?” I heard Louis ask.
“I just came to dismiss you actually. You just need to take these notes and make another appointment for two weeks’ time to check that it’s healing properly.” A random voice said. That was when we realised that Codie was on speaker to the other boys. That random voice must be the nurse.
“Hear that Codes? In about half an hour.” I say happily.
“LIAM! YOU HAD BETTER DRIVE MY CAR CAREFULLY!” Codie shouted before she hung up. Bloody hell ,those boys are in trouble when they get back. So now we were preparing for the riff-off, matching pitch and other shit like that. Codie told us that the boys didn’t know that we had once been a group, two years ago. We were an A Capella group called ‘The Rejects’. So we were starting the riff-off with the song ‘Summer Love’ by 1D. Well, we had to sing their songs. It’s all we were allowed to do. We planned on us going first, mainly because Codie was fighting to stay single.
Twenty minutes we practiced every note of that damned song and any others we thought we would use. When finally, they decided to walk in. we all jumped up and stood as a group when the boys walked in, and Codie started us off.
“Can't believe you're packing your bags
Trying so hard not to cry
Had the best time and now it's the worst time
But we have to say goodbye
Don't promise that you're gonna write
Don't promise that you'll call
Just promise that you won't forget we had it all
'Cause you were mine for the summer
Now we know it's nearly over
Feels like snow in September
But I always will remember
You were my summer love
You always will be my summer-”
Louis cut her off with ‘December’.
“-Summer, all the beautiful times,
I watched you laughing from the passenger side.
Realized that I loved you in the fall.
And then the cold came, the dark days when fear crept into my mind
you gave me all your love and all I gave you was "Goodbye".
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying, "I'm sorry for that night."
And I by Browse to Save">go back to December all the time.
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you,
wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine.
I'd go back to December, turn around and change my own mind
I go back-”
I took a deep breath, waiting for the right words to mix together. I almost regretted starting to sing on of their songs. But I did with ‘I Would’.
“Back in my head we were kissing
I thought things were going alright
With a sign on my back saying ‘kick me’
Reality ruined my life
On the top of the world!
It feels like I’m constantly playing
A game that I’m destined to lose
'Cause I can’t compete with your boyfriend
He’s got 27 by Browse to Save">tattoos
Would he say he’s in L-O-V-E?
Well, if it was me then I would, I would
would he hold you when you’re feeling low?
Baby, you should know that I would, I would
Would he say he’s in L-O-V-E?
Well, if it was me then I would (I would)
would he hold you when you’re feeling low?
Baby, you should know that I-”
Liam then took over from me. Which I was kind of glad over, from the fact I didn’t have to sing anymore, but I was depressed because it means we had sung even songs.
“I took a chance, I took a shot
And you might think I'm bulletproof, but I'm not
You took a swing, I took it hard
And down here from the ground I see who you are
I'm sick and tired of your attitude
I'm feeling like I don't know you
You tell me that you love me then you cut me down
And I need you like a heartbeat
But you know you got a mean streak
Makes me run for cover when you're around
And here's to you and your temper
Yes, I remember what you said last night
And I know that you see what you're doing to me
Tell-”
Elysse then started her singing.
“Tell me girl if every time we
Tou-a-uch you get this kinda
Ru-a-ush baby say
Yea-e-yea-eh-yeah
Yea-e-yea-e-yeah
If you don’t wanna
Take it slow and you just wanna
Take me home baby say
Yea-e-yea-eh-yeah
Yea-e-yea
And let me kiss you-”
Did Harry get the rules or not?
“You-o-o-oh
Baby, I’ve been going crazy
So I’m coming back for you
Back for you back for you-”
If he broke the rules, be prepared for Codie to smash you to little pieces.
“You called, I missed it
You called, I missed it,
You called, and I missed it,
Never get back in, tired of listenin'
Hey, how ya doin'? Sorry you can't get through
Why don't you leave your name and your number?
I will get back to you
Hey, how ya doin'? Sorry you can't get through
Why don't you leave your name and your number?
I will get back to you
Never get back, never gonna get back
Never get back, never gonna get back
Never get back, never gonna get back
Never get back, never gonna get back
Never get back to you”
Wow, did we actually just win? If we did, I have some information for you. Codie was a winner who gloats. “HA! AHA HA HA! I WON! YOU CAN NEVER ASK ME OUT AGAIN!” What did I tell you? She was just as surprised as the boys were. Louis kind of looked confused, so Codie took the liberty of explaining it to him. “We used to be a really small A Capella group you nitwit! I told you that you don’t know everything about me, and that it would be your downfall. So, there you have it ‘best boy band in the world’! You just got crushed by a singing group that hasn’t done anything for two years! Behold ‘The Rejects’!”
She didn’t stop laughing, or shouting. Then I thought ‘what the heck’ and joined in. well, all of us apart from Amelie. Take a guess at what she was doing… yes. She was getting back to business with Harry. Anyway, after we finished our happy rant, the boys apart from Louis and the girls apart from Codie all started to go and find Codie’s sharpies. She had that many that they would make a rainbow beautifully. Well, even if I wasn’t their biggest fan, or a fan in general, I still wanted to sign Louis’ cast. With my signature it could be worth some great amount of money later…
We hadn’t searched for long when we decided to ask Codie where we could find them. Instead we walked in on their heart-to-heart. “I swear I have gone through this with you before Louis, but you are very persistent. The thing is, you just came out of a relationship, and she cheated on you-”
“Thanks for reminding me.” Louis responded roughly. So I pushed everyones shoulders so they would be out of the room. We all sat outside, under the pergola. Watching the rain fall. Clarisse sat happily with Liam, giggling occasionally as they talked. You could take a guess at what Harry and Amelie were doing. Elysse and Niall were hanging weirdly. Zayn was kind of next to me. kind of creepily.
Not that he could tell. “So… how has everyone been?” I asked them all in general. Forgetting Zayn was next to me. I got a mixed response, so I threw my hands up in the air, and they landed back on the table in front of me. I felt a warm hand on top of mine, and I didn’t think anything of it. Not until I looked at it. That is not a woman’s hand. I followed the arm up to the face, but I had already figured it was Zayn. I pulled my hand away slowly and gave him the look of ‘who the hell gave you the authority to touch me?’.
He kind of shook his head like he didn’t understand. “Hun, not to break your heart or anything, but I don't like you. In that way. At all. Sorry.” I said, rejecting him. “I think of you more as a friend.” There, he was friend-zoned. That should keep him from hitting on me. if he ever does, he may end up with me digging both of his eyes out with my fingernails.
“Sure thing babes.” He said, winking. No blush was visible, but there was the guts to slap his face.
“Don't call me that again… babes.” I mocked his name for me. I ushered them all back inside when I deemed fit, which was straight after I finished speaking to Zayn. I really didn’t like that boy, but there was something about him. If he stopped being so damn flirty and just let me see the real him, I might just…
Be able to stand him.

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