Life, Cars and Zayn Malik... Wait What?!
Chapter 13: I hope you aren't wearing that
Jamie’s POV
“Amelie!!! What should I be wearing?!” I shouted through the house, hoping for a response. None came. “Amelie?!” I shouted again. Still nothing. I walked into her room, finding her asleep… sitting up. “AMELIE!!!” I shouted in her face. “What? Who died?” she responded, shaking and jumping at the same time. “No one. I need to know what to wear today.” I corrected her, standing in my pyjamas. “Um, I hope you aren’t wearing that…” she trailed off, gesturing to my clothes. “No. That’s why I'm asking you what I should wear.” I explained again. “Uh, where are we going again?” she asked. “The Adelaide Show.” I answered. “Oh, just put on some shorts or skinny jeans with a nice shirt or something…” she helped me out so little sometimes. “That doesn’t help.” I responded. “Well, what look are you aiming to go for?” she asked. “I don't know… Elsa from ‘Frozen’.” I said sarcastically. “Not funny Jamie, what look are you aiming for?” she asked again. “Uhm…” I trailed off, what should I aim for? “What do you think I should look like?” “Are you dressing for yourself or for Zayn?” she asked simply. “What do you mean?” “Are you dressing to be comfortable, or for Zayn to get a looksee at what he can’t have yet?” she explained in my kind of English. “Uh, both… I think.” I had my confused and questioning look on right now. “Okay, go for some comfortable skinny jeans, which will hold your ass and make you look fabulous, as well as a belly top or something.” She finally answered my question. “What about a shirt that will make my boobs look massive?” I asked. “Sure, go ahead.” She said. I ran from her room into mine, throwing the clothes that weren’t already on the floor, onto the floor for ‘easier viewing’. Oh gosh, what should I wear? Okay, white skinny jeans cos YOLO… no. what did I wear when I went to Codie’s house, and he kept staring at my chest? Hmm, come on brain, work with me for a minute here… That’s right, the black skinny jeans I wear to often (not my fault my ass looks fabulous in it), the white long sleeved shirt that’s getting to small and the flannelette shirt. I found all of said items and put them on, putting my hair in a side braid. I pushed the sleeves up on both of my shirts, and put my skate shoes on. “Right, when’s Codie getting here?” Amelie asked me when I got out of my room. “Soon hopefully…” I answered, checking my phone. “Yeah, better be since you bloody well woke me up again…” she walked out of the room and came back with an iced tea. “Is all better now?” I asked her, when she has an iced tea in her hands, everything always seems to be better in her world. I heard the familiar sound of Codie’s Ferrari driving into our driveway. I got out the house, leaving Amelie to lock up and jumped straight into the car. We drove straight from our house to the showgrounds. “Hello again.” I heard Louis say to Codie. “Hi.” I heard her say back. “Morning love.” Liam said to Clarisse. “Morning.” Was her response. “Jamie!” Zayn said in a weird tone. I gave him a weird look, I think I know my own name. “Zayn?” I said in a questioning tone, as he wrapped his arms around me. Harry and Amelie didn’t say anything, they were having a passionate moment on Codie’s car. I’ll tell you one thing, that isn’t going to end well. “You two get off of my car!” Codie started off nicely. When they didn’t move, she scrapped that approach. “GET OFF MY F*CKING CAR OR YOU WON’T GET ANY SHOWBAGS OR GO ON ANY BLOODY RIDES!!!” she shouted. “What? Were we on your car? Oh, whoops.” Amelie said before walking to the entrance. Codie was just standing there shaking her head. Zayn took my hand and started pulling me towards what he thought was the entrance. “Unless you want to go straight through to the horse stable, the entrance is the other direction, where Harry and Amelie are going.” I explained, he started pulling me the other direction. “Look, we’re all going in one direction! Pun intended there.” I said, laughing at the bad joke which wasn’t really needed. “Okay then.” He continued pulling me towards the gates. I dragged him away from the gates, and towards the ticket booth instead. “Where are we going?” he asked. “To get tickets, so we can actually get in.” I answered, standing in line. “Wow, this is a long line.” Zayn said, looking at the two people in front of us, that were Clarisse and Liam. “Yeah, so long right.” I stated sarcastically. “Or maybe it’s just that guys fat ass that makes it look long.” He said loud enough for Liam to hear. He turned around and death glared Zayn. “Do you want me to pimp slap you?” he said. “Try. I dare you.” Zayn mocked. Liam slapped his arm. “How dare you dare me.” he said at the same time. “It was fairly easy for you to ask how I dared to dare you, but is it another for you to actually do what I had dared you.” By this point Clarisse was laughing, and I had a confused look on my face. “But I dare to do what you had dared me with a dare.” Liam responded, I smiled. I could see this was only going to get more and more confusing as it went on, so I gave in. “Well, I dare to have dared a dare upon thee with another dare!” Zayn said, pointing in the air. I started laughing as did the person working in the ticket booth. “What… the… hell?” I managed to say in between the laughs. “Dare you not dare upon me with another dare, you darer!” Liam started slapping Zayn. They turned it into one of those fight that happen between little kids, both only hitting each other’s hands and looking the other way so they have no chance of getting hit in the face. I was doubled over while laughing. “Shut up Liam.” Zayn said while slapping. “No, you shut up.” Liam responded. “No, you shut up.” “No, you shut up.” “No, you shut up.” “No, you shut up.” I couldn’t get myself together, but Codie butt in. “How about both of you shut up and you actually get the tickets, there is now a line behind you.” Codie said in a hushed and British accent, don't know why it was British. “Codie, why are you speaking in a British accent?” I whisper-shouted. “Because they listen to me better and understand me better if I say stuff, in a British accent.” She whispered back. “Six adult tickets please.” She said out loud. “Why six, there’s ten of us.” Liam said. “Yeah.” Zayn agreed. “You’ve been crapping on that long that Harry, Amelie, Niall and Elysse are all in there, waiting for us.” She looked past the gate. “Looks like Harry and Amelie are having one of their moments, while Niall and Elysse are looking awkward. Let’s hurry it up please.” She said towards us. The ticket person handed us the tickets and we got through the gates. “So, left or right?” Codie asked. “Uh, what?” Louis responded. “Fine, piglets or cows?” she re-asked the question. “Uuh, they are very lovely options.” Zayn said with sarcasm. “Fine, sheep, or horses?” I explained better. “Horses sound better.” Liam answered. “So we’ll go that way last.” Clarisse said. “To the cows!” Amelie said, jumping. “Why are we going that way? We chose the other!” Niall complained. “Because horses are better than sheep and we want to get showbags last.” I responded. “I was hoping they would choose the other way to be honest.” Elysse stated. “Same.” I agreed with her. This is the way we always go. “Oh, but this way has the diving piglets!” I shouted. “Oh my goodness!” Codie checked her phone. “We’ll have to leave the start of the tour until later, it starts in like two minutes.” She ran off. “Oh my god!” I ran after her. “What’s going on?!” Zayn shouted, not moving. “Come with if you want to see baby pig diving and having a race!” I shouted in response, still running in the other direction. We watched the pigs before we went back to the gates and started the actual tour. This was just a tour though. We went and watched everything we could, before we got showbags and got to the oval. The fireworks were beautiful, as always. And we left soon after. *** “Jamie…” I heard Codie sobbing, it was a Wednesday. She had called me, and I still don't know why. The last five minutes had just been her crying. “What?” I asked again. “Louis, he hasn’t talked to me since Monday.” She managed to muster. “Why?” I kept the questions short. “I don't know.” She answered. “Well, that’s useful.” I responded. She sniffled again. “Alright, you’re coming to my house.” I stated, standing up. “Am I driving, or are you picking me up?” she asked. “I’m picking you up, I don't trust you driving at the moment.” I told her, grabbing my keys. “I’ll be there soon. Bye babes.” “See ya.” “AMELIE!! I’M LEAVING!!! THEN COMING BACK WITH CODIE, MMKAY?” I shouted as I hung up. “SURE!! SHALL I GET HORROR MOVIES READY??!!!” I heard in response. “THAT IS A GOOD IDEA!! I’LL SEE YOU SOON!!” “OKAY! BRING HARRY PLEASE!!!” “NOT HAPPENING, THIS IS A GIRLS NIGHT, OR DAY… OR WHATEVER!!!” “FINE!!” she shouted in annoyance. “Bring Harry.” I mocked her tone of voice. “Ermagherd I love Herry.” I kept mocking her. “He’s the love of my life.” I popped my hand as I got into the car. “God dammit.” I checked the rear view mirror and sighed. “What is this sorcery?” I said as I saw myself, I looked like Death itself. I couldn’t leave her there any longer. Not with this happening. I started the engine and drove out the driveway. I have a feeling that today was going to be a roof down day. Clicking the button, the roof folded back in on itself before it disappeared into the boot. My hair was whipping around, but this was more like it. I finally got there and walked in on the boys shirtless. Well, four of them, Louis wasn’t there. I hummed in happiness. This was working well for me. Then I thought about it, why were four guys shirtless? “What are you doing?” I asked. “Um, I don't know.” Liam said. “God dammit you guys.” I said, trying not to stare at the many abs in the room. “Oh Jamie!” Zayn shouted, only just realising I was here. “Hey there!” I said in a sarcastic tone. “Didn’t even notice you had existed.” I said, in another sarcastic voice. “Come here and give me a hug.” He instructed, arms out. Still shirtless. Muscles were stretched. Trying not to faint here. “Why don't you come here and give me a hug?” I asked him. “Fine.” He stood up and walked over to me. His arms wrapped around my middle and he lifted me up off the ground like I was a feather. He went to kiss me but I avoided, Codie was walking down the stairs. He put me down again and I took Codie away. The end of the week was weird. Codie crashed and had to go to hospital, her and Lou got back together. Everything was going good. For now.
“Amelie!!! What should I be wearing?!” I shouted through the house, hoping for a response. None came. “Amelie?!” I shouted again. Still nothing. I walked into her room, finding her asleep… sitting up. “AMELIE!!!” I shouted in her face. “What? Who died?” she responded, shaking and jumping at the same time. “No one. I need to know what to wear today.” I corrected her, standing in my pyjamas. “Um, I hope you aren’t wearing that…” she trailed off, gesturing to my clothes. “No. That’s why I'm asking you what I should wear.” I explained again. “Uh, where are we going again?” she asked. “The Adelaide Show.” I answered. “Oh, just put on some shorts or skinny jeans with a nice shirt or something…” she helped me out so little sometimes. “That doesn’t help.” I responded. “Well, what look are you aiming to go for?” she asked. “I don't know… Elsa from ‘Frozen’.” I said sarcastically. “Not funny Jamie, what look are you aiming for?” she asked again. “Uhm…” I trailed off, what should I aim for? “What do you think I should look like?” “Are you dressing for yourself or for Zayn?” she asked simply. “What do you mean?” “Are you dressing to be comfortable, or for Zayn to get a looksee at what he can’t have yet?” she explained in my kind of English. “Uh, both… I think.” I had my confused and questioning look on right now. “Okay, go for some comfortable skinny jeans, which will hold your ass and make you look fabulous, as well as a belly top or something.” She finally answered my question. “What about a shirt that will make my boobs look massive?” I asked. “Sure, go ahead.” She said. I ran from her room into mine, throwing the clothes that weren’t already on the floor, onto the floor for ‘easier viewing’. Oh gosh, what should I wear? Okay, white skinny jeans cos YOLO… no. what did I wear when I went to Codie’s house, and he kept staring at my chest? Hmm, come on brain, work with me for a minute here… That’s right, the black skinny jeans I wear to often (not my fault my ass looks fabulous in it), the white long sleeved shirt that’s getting to small and the flannelette shirt. I found all of said items and put them on, putting my hair in a side braid. I pushed the sleeves up on both of my shirts, and put my skate shoes on. “Right, when’s Codie getting here?” Amelie asked me when I got out of my room. “Soon hopefully…” I answered, checking my phone. “Yeah, better be since you bloody well woke me up again…” she walked out of the room and came back with an iced tea. “Is all better now?” I asked her, when she has an iced tea in her hands, everything always seems to be better in her world. I heard the familiar sound of Codie’s Ferrari driving into our driveway. I got out the house, leaving Amelie to lock up and jumped straight into the car. We drove straight from our house to the showgrounds. “Hello again.” I heard Louis say to Codie. “Hi.” I heard her say back. “Morning love.” Liam said to Clarisse. “Morning.” Was her response. “Jamie!” Zayn said in a weird tone. I gave him a weird look, I think I know my own name. “Zayn?” I said in a questioning tone, as he wrapped his arms around me. Harry and Amelie didn’t say anything, they were having a passionate moment on Codie’s car. I’ll tell you one thing, that isn’t going to end well. “You two get off of my car!” Codie started off nicely. When they didn’t move, she scrapped that approach. “GET OFF MY F*CKING CAR OR YOU WON’T GET ANY SHOWBAGS OR GO ON ANY BLOODY RIDES!!!” she shouted. “What? Were we on your car? Oh, whoops.” Amelie said before walking to the entrance. Codie was just standing there shaking her head. Zayn took my hand and started pulling me towards what he thought was the entrance. “Unless you want to go straight through to the horse stable, the entrance is the other direction, where Harry and Amelie are going.” I explained, he started pulling me the other direction. “Look, we’re all going in one direction! Pun intended there.” I said, laughing at the bad joke which wasn’t really needed. “Okay then.” He continued pulling me towards the gates. I dragged him away from the gates, and towards the ticket booth instead. “Where are we going?” he asked. “To get tickets, so we can actually get in.” I answered, standing in line. “Wow, this is a long line.” Zayn said, looking at the two people in front of us, that were Clarisse and Liam. “Yeah, so long right.” I stated sarcastically. “Or maybe it’s just that guys fat ass that makes it look long.” He said loud enough for Liam to hear. He turned around and death glared Zayn. “Do you want me to pimp slap you?” he said. “Try. I dare you.” Zayn mocked. Liam slapped his arm. “How dare you dare me.” he said at the same time. “It was fairly easy for you to ask how I dared to dare you, but is it another for you to actually do what I had dared you.” By this point Clarisse was laughing, and I had a confused look on my face. “But I dare to do what you had dared me with a dare.” Liam responded, I smiled. I could see this was only going to get more and more confusing as it went on, so I gave in. “Well, I dare to have dared a dare upon thee with another dare!” Zayn said, pointing in the air. I started laughing as did the person working in the ticket booth. “What… the… hell?” I managed to say in between the laughs. “Dare you not dare upon me with another dare, you darer!” Liam started slapping Zayn. They turned it into one of those fight that happen between little kids, both only hitting each other’s hands and looking the other way so they have no chance of getting hit in the face. I was doubled over while laughing. “Shut up Liam.” Zayn said while slapping. “No, you shut up.” Liam responded. “No, you shut up.” “No, you shut up.” “No, you shut up.” “No, you shut up.” I couldn’t get myself together, but Codie butt in. “How about both of you shut up and you actually get the tickets, there is now a line behind you.” Codie said in a hushed and British accent, don't know why it was British. “Codie, why are you speaking in a British accent?” I whisper-shouted. “Because they listen to me better and understand me better if I say stuff, in a British accent.” She whispered back. “Six adult tickets please.” She said out loud. “Why six, there’s ten of us.” Liam said. “Yeah.” Zayn agreed. “You’ve been crapping on that long that Harry, Amelie, Niall and Elysse are all in there, waiting for us.” She looked past the gate. “Looks like Harry and Amelie are having one of their moments, while Niall and Elysse are looking awkward. Let’s hurry it up please.” She said towards us. The ticket person handed us the tickets and we got through the gates. “So, left or right?” Codie asked. “Uh, what?” Louis responded. “Fine, piglets or cows?” she re-asked the question. “Uuh, they are very lovely options.” Zayn said with sarcasm. “Fine, sheep, or horses?” I explained better. “Horses sound better.” Liam answered. “So we’ll go that way last.” Clarisse said. “To the cows!” Amelie said, jumping. “Why are we going that way? We chose the other!” Niall complained. “Because horses are better than sheep and we want to get showbags last.” I responded. “I was hoping they would choose the other way to be honest.” Elysse stated. “Same.” I agreed with her. This is the way we always go. “Oh, but this way has the diving piglets!” I shouted. “Oh my goodness!” Codie checked her phone. “We’ll have to leave the start of the tour until later, it starts in like two minutes.” She ran off. “Oh my god!” I ran after her. “What’s going on?!” Zayn shouted, not moving. “Come with if you want to see baby pig diving and having a race!” I shouted in response, still running in the other direction. We watched the pigs before we went back to the gates and started the actual tour. This was just a tour though. We went and watched everything we could, before we got showbags and got to the oval. The fireworks were beautiful, as always. And we left soon after. *** “Jamie…” I heard Codie sobbing, it was a Wednesday. She had called me, and I still don't know why. The last five minutes had just been her crying. “What?” I asked again. “Louis, he hasn’t talked to me since Monday.” She managed to muster. “Why?” I kept the questions short. “I don't know.” She answered. “Well, that’s useful.” I responded. She sniffled again. “Alright, you’re coming to my house.” I stated, standing up. “Am I driving, or are you picking me up?” she asked. “I’m picking you up, I don't trust you driving at the moment.” I told her, grabbing my keys. “I’ll be there soon. Bye babes.” “See ya.” “AMELIE!! I’M LEAVING!!! THEN COMING BACK WITH CODIE, MMKAY?” I shouted as I hung up. “SURE!! SHALL I GET HORROR MOVIES READY??!!!” I heard in response. “THAT IS A GOOD IDEA!! I’LL SEE YOU SOON!!” “OKAY! BRING HARRY PLEASE!!!” “NOT HAPPENING, THIS IS A GIRLS NIGHT, OR DAY… OR WHATEVER!!!” “FINE!!” she shouted in annoyance. “Bring Harry.” I mocked her tone of voice. “Ermagherd I love Herry.” I kept mocking her. “He’s the love of my life.” I popped my hand as I got into the car. “God dammit.” I checked the rear view mirror and sighed. “What is this sorcery?” I said as I saw myself, I looked like Death itself. I couldn’t leave her there any longer. Not with this happening. I started the engine and drove out the driveway. I have a feeling that today was going to be a roof down day. Clicking the button, the roof folded back in on itself before it disappeared into the boot. My hair was whipping around, but this was more like it. I finally got there and walked in on the boys shirtless. Well, four of them, Louis wasn’t there. I hummed in happiness. This was working well for me. Then I thought about it, why were four guys shirtless? “What are you doing?” I asked. “Um, I don't know.” Liam said. “God dammit you guys.” I said, trying not to stare at the many abs in the room. “Oh Jamie!” Zayn shouted, only just realising I was here. “Hey there!” I said in a sarcastic tone. “Didn’t even notice you had existed.” I said, in another sarcastic voice. “Come here and give me a hug.” He instructed, arms out. Still shirtless. Muscles were stretched. Trying not to faint here. “Why don't you come here and give me a hug?” I asked him. “Fine.” He stood up and walked over to me. His arms wrapped around my middle and he lifted me up off the ground like I was a feather. He went to kiss me but I avoided, Codie was walking down the stairs. He put me down again and I took Codie away. The end of the week was weird. Codie crashed and had to go to hospital, her and Lou got back together. Everything was going good. For now.
