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I hate it when....
Authors don't use space.... I mean IT'S RIGHT FREAKING THERE AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR KEYBOARD TAKING UP ALOT OF SPACE! IT'S THE LONG BAR THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS NO PURPOSE BUT IT DOES! I hate reading and the story goes..
That's cool.Did you know?Not really.Oh ok.That's cool.Can I ask you something?
Authors don't use space.... I mean IT'S RIGHT FREAKING THERE AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR KEYBOARD TAKING UP ALOT OF SPACE! IT'S THE LONG BAR THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS NO PURPOSE BUT IT DOES! I hate reading and the story goes..
That's cool.Did you know?Not really.Oh ok.That's cool.Can I ask you something?
I hate it when....
The author switches one point of view to another.
Kylie is talking about everything for 8 paragraphs and then it switches to Zayn's POV and it goes through everything Kylie just said AGAIN! And Zayn only has like 1 thought and there are only a few extra words that weren't in Kylies POV
It's like..... I just read all of that again? For one little piece of information that didn't matter? Are you serious?
You know there is this new invention called 3rd person POV!!! -_-
The author switches one point of view to another.
Kylie is talking about everything for 8 paragraphs and then it switches to Zayn's POV and it goes through everything Kylie just said AGAIN! And Zayn only has like 1 thought and there are only a few extra words that weren't in Kylies POV
It's like..... I just read all of that again? For one little piece of information that didn't matter? Are you serious?
You know there is this new invention called 3rd person POV!!! -_-
@BooBear_CherBear
WELL I JUST LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF AGAIN!!!! My dad will be curious to what heck I'm laughing yet. XD PREGO TEACHERS ARE FREAKING CRAYCRAY!!! I've had one she's like 29 though so yeah. She had a boy lol
WELL I JUST LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF AGAIN!!!! My dad will be curious to what heck I'm laughing yet. XD PREGO TEACHERS ARE FREAKING CRAYCRAY!!! I've had one she's like 29 though so yeah. She had a boy lol
@Niallhoranloverislonely
Lol but it's true!!! It's just half the writers on here write act as if they are home schooled by pregnant teens that failed their education!
No offense to pregnant teens I'm just saying they have weird cravings and the worst hormones it's like if I was being taught by a pregnant teen...
"YOUR HOMEWORK IS TO BUY ME SOME DANG HEATIN' PADS!" She points at Kylie.
She then turns around slowly and glares at Rosie.
"And you..... BUY ME 30 CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKES! STAT! NOT FOR HOMEWORK BUT NOW!! WORK IT WORK IT!!" She screams.
Rosie squeaks and runs out the classroom going to buy the fudge cakes and the pregnant teen announces.
"Your word of the day is food." She pauses.
"KNOW WHAT FOOD IS?! GOOD!!! NOW GO GET ME SOME!" She yells.
20 Minutes Later**
"Who knows what their name is?" Preg. teen teacher asks.
Kara raises hand. "My name is Kara." She said shyly because she is not shy enough when she just freaking said her name loud and clear to the whole freaking class (Hate when stories do that)
"I KNOW WHAT YOU NAME IS! NOW MAKE ME BABY NAMES! I HATE WORKING FOR YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE FOOLS!"
Lol but it's true!!! It's just half the writers on here write act as if they are home schooled by pregnant teens that failed their education!
No offense to pregnant teens I'm just saying they have weird cravings and the worst hormones it's like if I was being taught by a pregnant teen...
"YOUR HOMEWORK IS TO BUY ME SOME DANG HEATIN' PADS!" She points at Kylie.
She then turns around slowly and glares at Rosie.
"And you..... BUY ME 30 CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKES! STAT! NOT FOR HOMEWORK BUT NOW!! WORK IT WORK IT!!" She screams.
Rosie squeaks and runs out the classroom going to buy the fudge cakes and the pregnant teen announces.
"Your word of the day is food." She pauses.
"KNOW WHAT FOOD IS?! GOOD!!! NOW GO GET ME SOME!" She yells.
20 Minutes Later**
"Who knows what their name is?" Preg. teen teacher asks.
Kara raises hand. "My name is Kara." She said shyly because she is not shy enough when she just freaking said her name loud and clear to the whole freaking class (Hate when stories do that)
"I KNOW WHAT YOU NAME IS! NOW MAKE ME BABY NAMES! I HATE WORKING FOR YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE FOOLS!"
I hate it when...
All of One Direction are punk! I mean why can't they be princes and make fairy tales happen? Instead of jerks that want to fuck girls. I MEAN SERIOUSLY! At least mine isn't punk :)
~ If I offended you CALM YO CARROTS GURL!
All of One Direction are punk! I mean why can't they be princes and make fairy tales happen? Instead of jerks that want to fuck girls. I MEAN SERIOUSLY! At least mine isn't punk :)
~ If I offended you CALM YO CARROTS GURL!
My dad almost caught me reading this because I was laughing my butt off forever and he came in my room like WHAT THE HECK?! And I was like
Exit exit exit exit out of this tab!!!!!!!! EXITTT!!!!!
"Oh nothing I'm fine!" I flash my dad a cheeky smile and he gives me a really awkward look.
Btw I hate it when I'm reading the story and there is only 3 characters but then BAM!
Next thing ya know Kylie's 5 best friends and 4 little sisters come running down the stairs and entering the house!
"HAYY GURLL!" Rosie says
Is Rosie her best friend or sister? I'm confused....
"I HEARD YOUR ARE TALKING TO ONE DIRECTION, HUH?" Kara teases.
Wait wait wait if I found out my best friend or sister...... Was talking to or had any relation or contact to 1D in any way I would be flipping out and throwing her on the floor and demanding her to get them over here so I could meet them.
Not casually ask if she met 1D. I'm not mental.
OH BUT THEN THERE IS GRAMMAR! ARRGHHH! It's like half the writers on here are 10 years old!
I'll see a story that looks nice and has a cool description and start reading and it's all like
So walk down stairs today when woke up. Got dress. Call mine friend Sarah. She cool.
"Hi wat huppened tomorrow?"
I want to grab my laptop and throw it at the author's face and kill their teachers for not teaching them how to write. Or spell.
It's like, TEACH IS IN YOUR NAME! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO!?
But then.... There is this that gets on my nerves..
Kylie will start waking up the casual way, 'I fluttered my eyes open because I'm an insect and then stretched as I sat up and walked down stairs'
Yup yup and then she is downstairs and this happens,
'I made coffee and put it in my special mug just as Rose called
"Sup Rosie?" I ask.
"Get down here quick! Something bad happened!" Rose yells.
Quickly Kylie gets in the car and rives down to Rose.'
I'm like.... But she never got dressed? She is still in pajamas on the road?! What about school?! WAIT WAIT WAIT! What about the coffee she had in her special idiot mug? Did she run out with that and spill it or drop it on the floor?! SHE NEVER EVEN DRANK IT!!!! Hold the phone for just a minute......... HOW THE HECK DID SHE KNOW WHERE ROSE WAS?!
It's like
Oh hey girl! I'll just track your phone on google maps and not tell anyone or I'm just telepathic and can read minds so I don't have to ask. :)
And then there is "She quickly gets in the car" It's just... Ugh.... IS HER CAR INSIDE?! IT NEVER SAID SHE RAN OUTSIDE?!?! DID SHE SMASH A HOLE IN HER WALL WITH HER BIG FREAKING COUNTRY SOUTHERN 4 WHEELER OR SOMETHING?!?!!?
-_-
Rant over c: <3 Love chu!
Exit exit exit exit out of this tab!!!!!!!! EXITTT!!!!!
"Oh nothing I'm fine!" I flash my dad a cheeky smile and he gives me a really awkward look.
Btw I hate it when I'm reading the story and there is only 3 characters but then BAM!
Next thing ya know Kylie's 5 best friends and 4 little sisters come running down the stairs and entering the house!
"HAYY GURLL!" Rosie says
Is Rosie her best friend or sister? I'm confused....
"I HEARD YOUR ARE TALKING TO ONE DIRECTION, HUH?" Kara teases.
Wait wait wait if I found out my best friend or sister...... Was talking to or had any relation or contact to 1D in any way I would be flipping out and throwing her on the floor and demanding her to get them over here so I could meet them.
Not casually ask if she met 1D. I'm not mental.
OH BUT THEN THERE IS GRAMMAR! ARRGHHH! It's like half the writers on here are 10 years old!
I'll see a story that looks nice and has a cool description and start reading and it's all like
So walk down stairs today when woke up. Got dress. Call mine friend Sarah. She cool.
"Hi wat huppened tomorrow?"
I want to grab my laptop and throw it at the author's face and kill their teachers for not teaching them how to write. Or spell.
It's like, TEACH IS IN YOUR NAME! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO!?
But then.... There is this that gets on my nerves..
Kylie will start waking up the casual way, 'I fluttered my eyes open because I'm an insect and then stretched as I sat up and walked down stairs'
Yup yup and then she is downstairs and this happens,
'I made coffee and put it in my special mug just as Rose called
"Sup Rosie?" I ask.
"Get down here quick! Something bad happened!" Rose yells.
Quickly Kylie gets in the car and rives down to Rose.'
I'm like.... But she never got dressed? She is still in pajamas on the road?! What about school?! WAIT WAIT WAIT! What about the coffee she had in her special idiot mug? Did she run out with that and spill it or drop it on the floor?! SHE NEVER EVEN DRANK IT!!!! Hold the phone for just a minute......... HOW THE HECK DID SHE KNOW WHERE ROSE WAS?!
It's like
Oh hey girl! I'll just track your phone on google maps and not tell anyone or I'm just telepathic and can read minds so I don't have to ask. :)
And then there is "She quickly gets in the car" It's just... Ugh.... IS HER CAR INSIDE?! IT NEVER SAID SHE RAN OUTSIDE?!?! DID SHE SMASH A HOLE IN HER WALL WITH HER BIG FREAKING COUNTRY SOUTHERN 4 WHEELER OR SOMETHING?!?!!?
-_-
Rant over c: <3 Love chu!
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JEEZ GURL IMMA DIE OF LAUGHTER. YOU'RE COMING TO MY FUNERAL! Here's what it'll say:
RIP
Meela Mingua
Killed by laughter(made by idk what your name is)
Loved friend,daughter, and sister
Last words: "I LAUGHED BUTT OFF-*dead*"
10/23/13