Those Totally Dumb FanFic Moments [Editing] - Comments, page 10

this isnt a fanfic moment , but i HATE it when people comment saying "Update" or "Update plz" or something like that . LIKE I FUCKING GET THAT ALL THE TIME AND IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME NOW . like , i didn't mind it at first , but then everybody started commenting that and i got bored with seeing the same damn comment over and over again like WHAT . THE . FUCK . but now i dont get it because i told my readers that if they leave a comment telling me to update , ill just take longer to update :)

holy crap this makes me so happy. You're hilarious and all this is soo true! i like you lets be friends

How about when you read a horrible fanfic and the comments are like "update, best story ever"...it's like, did we really just read the same thing?! Don't these people at least want Kylie to speak in coherent sentences?!

@WontStopTill1DStops
Haha, I will join you. I can see it the tombstones will read,

Two people forced to die over some shitty fan fiction.

Like can people get their act together?

@forever_young1D
Ummm whoa. Worst fanfic EVER! I mean seriously, if anyone makes one of those, I will hang myself. WTF?!?!?!!?

@WontStopTill1DStops
Right, I mean get real. If it's a remake of Twilight, just don't, you know you can't create it better so just stop. And when Kylie is all like. "Oh Niall your the father but it might also be Harry and two other guys... I'm not sure because I am a fucking slut." Then Niall leaves Kylie and Kylie finds out that Harry, Niall or the other two guys are the father but he is really some vampire Edward shit. Then he has to save her and they start dating when all of a sudden Niall decides he loves Kylie again and they get back together but Edward gets mad and goes to kill Niall but since Niall is a vampire they have a vampire fight where the baby gets killed and then Kylie is so mad at both of them that she goes and dates Harry all the while the boys are on tour in the fucking giant hotel rooms that they share, Kylie is on tour with them 24/7 and Niall never forgets her.

@forever_young1D
OMG. I hate the freaking supernatural shit! I mean, sometimes it's good but most of the time it's a rewrite of Twilight. Like dafuq? Isn't that shit copyrighted? I hate that!

And I hate how sometimes it's not even just Niall's. It's like Kylie doesn't know if it's Harry's, Niall's, or her ex-boyfriend's. like whoa slut.

@WontStopTill1DStops
Hahahahaha I try, jk, but it's true I mean half of these things I read are like, I was six months pregnant and grocery shopping. Niall broke up with me six and half months ago. I bumped into someone... It was Niall. "Hey." he said. " I've missed you and now you have a baby lets get married and go live together forever... btw I'm a vampire." I was soo happy. My Vampire boyfriend and I will ive happily ever after.

And I'm all like wtf NO!!! And can the main character do anything besides getting pregnant I mean these girls are sluts. Why don't you date for a few years, then contemplate getting married, then get married, then have kids? It's always either Im pregnant and he left me but omg there he is or Im pregnant after dating for two days.

@forever_young1D
Hahahaha! Flying ponies! Sorry. But that was really funny for me. But totally! Our fandom is the sassiest. Thanks, Boobear

@WontStopTill1DStops
Haha I know and I'm like, Chill I get it's your fan fiction but, no offense, I don't believe it. I would like it if you made it believable, not something that I would put in the category with flying ponies and shit.

@forever_young1D
I know. And then when you ask the author about that, they're all like, "This is my story and it's a fan fiction! MYOB!"

@WontStopTill1DStops
Exactly. Like if you are famous then you don't have all the time in the world to be spending with your pregnant girlfriend. And again what about your family? Like if I were famous I would spend alot of my free time with my family. Not just mom dad and siblings but like my cousins too. Sure I would visit my boyfriend but I am not spending every waking second with him. And if I were a guy and my gf is pregnant it goes the same way. I might spend a little more time with her, obviously because of the circumstance and I would let her move in if she hadn't already. It is just plain stupid. Make it realistic.

@forever_young1D
I know right! I'm mean I get it if it's AU but when it's not just what the fuck?!

@WontStopTill1DStops
Another thing is when the old girlfriend gets pregnant and they magically reappear in that persons life even though they are famous and manage to spend every second with there old newly pregnant girlfriend, even though they have tours and stuff. Does that make sense I am reading it over and feel like no one will understand.

@forever_young1D
I know! And she blushes so god damn often! Like who the fuck?! Is that even humanly possible?!

@WontStopTill1DStops
Haha I know what you mean. It's like ok, I have a bf, I blush when he says nice things or when he does something super cute, but if he says "Your beautiful." I mean he is my boyfriend so he kinda just says that. I don't blush every god damn time.

I find it annoying when people make a cliffhanger then in the notes they say ooh a cliffhanger. (I did do that once but I'm changing.)

@forever_young1D
I know! And they would drive every hotel crazy! I mean, they're men, but they still have a boy's mind!

I hate that shit! Like what the fuck?!?!? First, Eleanor is a model and Perrie is in Little Mix. Second, management doesn't allow it! Like the fuck?!?!!?

I also hate it when Kylie blushes like shit. Honestly! With how much that girl blushes, she must look like she has a tomato as a head all the time.

I hate it when the girls blush and they're all like, "harry said my eyes were beautiful and I slushed pink. Then he said Kylie your cute when you blush and I flushed bright red." I'm guessing she carries around a mirror all the time because I don't know what I look like when I flush pink!

i hate when the author always puts all of the sudden or then all the time. for example: all of the sudden we were walking down a street. then we went to a coffee shop. then we ordered, all of the sudden i fell. and then all of the sudden i got my wallet stolen. then all of the sudden the end.