Not Interested
Chapter Eleven - Shopping
Jordan's POV
“Great, but I think It's time for me to take you on that shopping trip I promised.” Suckers, bet they thought I forgot.
We were in the car and on our way to the mall. I have to say, I feel ridiculous. Since I forced the boys to dress unlike themselves, they did the same for me. In the end, I was forced to wear a white lace dress Dot agreed to lend me, a pink head band, and white, 2 inch heels. Dot was driving and I was sitting in the passenger’s seat. Dot drove a Jeep, so there wasn't a lot of room. Harry, Niall, and Zayn were squashed in the seats, Liam was on the floor, and we threw Louis in the trunk. We could have taken my car and had them sit comfortably, but my car was new and I didn't trust them enough to keep in it's perfect condition.
By the time we got to the mall, everyone but me, Dot and Liam was complaining. Niall was hungry. Zayn was tired. Harry didn't like being in the middle seat. Louis's bum hurt from sitting in the trunk. It was enough to drive anyone insane. How Dot and Liam put up with this, I will never know.
We walked into the mall and Dot and I made a beeline for Hot Topic. Dot worked there and it was five minutes until her shift. I, on the other hand, just really like shopping there. They always had super cute graphic tees and band merch.
Dot and I walked at a brisk pace, and the boys had difficulty keeping up. When we entered Hot Topic, Dot went to check in and I went straight to ‘my’ corner of the store. ‘My’ corner had Disney, Harry Potter and band merch. If I had the money, I would buy everything in that corner.
By the time the Louis found me, I had already picked out three outfits for myself.
“Sup’ wanna-be.” I said making him look at me in disgust.
“We are not wanna-be’s,” guess I found how to piss off Louis, “And I was looking for you to show you what I found.” He held up a blue dress. It was sleeveless and a circle cut. It wasn't something I would wear. Ever.
“You fucking think, I'm going to wear that.” I raised an eyebrow at him.
“Shit, That was for Har- I mean Dot.” His cheeks went a deep shade of red, before I cut in.
“What did you find for me?” I asked cautiously, knowing him it would be something super girly, like a pink, polka-dotted shirt that said ‘I Love 1D!’ accrossed the front.
To my surprize he held up a backpack. It was black and had a pin holding down the front flap. The pin was in the shape of a broken heart, safety-pinned together. In red lettering it said ‘5SOS’. I can't believe what I’m about to say but, I love Louis right now.
I grabbed the backpack and pulled Louis into a bear hug. When I finally released him, he looked over to the clothes in my hand.
“Who are those for?”
“Me.” I said smirking.
“Aren’t you going to try them on?” Honestly, I wasn't planning on it. I knew my size, and I knew the fit of the items I got. Why would I need to try them on?
“No…”
“Well now you are!” He grabbed my arm and skipped to the changing room, dragging me with him. When we got to the changing room, Louis shoved me into a compartment and said that I could only come out to show him the outfit I tried on. There was no point in arguing so I undressed and put on my first outfit.
It wasn't much. Just gray skinny jeans, and a red Hogwarts shirt. I pulled the backpack Louis picked out over my shoulder. When I stepped out of the changing room, I saw that it wasn't just Louis anymore, the rest of the guys showed up. All five of them were staring at me, jaws dropped. The worst part, each had about five outfits in hand, and by the look of it, they were all for me to try on.
Harry let out a low wolf whistle and I couldn’t help but roll my eyes and say,
“Perv.”
I hit Harry in the balls and he doubled over, while I had a giggle fit. The boys shoved the clothes into my arms and tried to help Harry to his feet. I went back into the compartment. It looked as though they all found clothes from a different part of the store. Louis got me 5SOS band merch. Laim found Disney and Pixar things for me to try on. Zayn found Hogwarts things. Niall, graphic t-shirts and skinny jeans. Then there was Harry, who had managed to find 1D band merch. I threw Harry's pile on the floor and started looking at the other items sizes. Anything that didn't fit went on the floor, anything that did, I would show to the boys then shove it into the backpack. I shoved the dress into the backpack as well. I used my teeth to cut off the tags on the outfit I had picked out and walked out of the changing room, past the boys, and to Dot at the register.
Dot and I had a deal, as long as I brought the tags of the items I was buying to the register, I could just wear them straight out of the store. It wasn't until I pulled out my wallet, that i noticed Liam doing the same thing.
“I got it.” I said this in a strict tone. He looked as though I was crazy.
“Please, allow me.” When did he become all proper? “There must be at least a hundred dollars worth of clothes. It will be our treat.”
“I don't need you to pay for my stuff. It's not like I'm broke.”
“I never said you were. Just let me pay, think of it as a ‘thanks for putting up with us crazy people for two weeks’ kind of gift.”
Behind the register, Dot was becoming impatient. I really don't feel like arguing so…
“I’ll cut you a deal. You can pay for all this, if you allow me to buy at least one outfit for each of you, that I pick out. Deal?”
I extended my hand. He took it.
“Deal.”
“Great, but I think It's time for me to take you on that shopping trip I promised.” Suckers, bet they thought I forgot.
We were in the car and on our way to the mall. I have to say, I feel ridiculous. Since I forced the boys to dress unlike themselves, they did the same for me. In the end, I was forced to wear a white lace dress Dot agreed to lend me, a pink head band, and white, 2 inch heels. Dot was driving and I was sitting in the passenger’s seat. Dot drove a Jeep, so there wasn't a lot of room. Harry, Niall, and Zayn were squashed in the seats, Liam was on the floor, and we threw Louis in the trunk. We could have taken my car and had them sit comfortably, but my car was new and I didn't trust them enough to keep in it's perfect condition.
By the time we got to the mall, everyone but me, Dot and Liam was complaining. Niall was hungry. Zayn was tired. Harry didn't like being in the middle seat. Louis's bum hurt from sitting in the trunk. It was enough to drive anyone insane. How Dot and Liam put up with this, I will never know.
We walked into the mall and Dot and I made a beeline for Hot Topic. Dot worked there and it was five minutes until her shift. I, on the other hand, just really like shopping there. They always had super cute graphic tees and band merch.
Dot and I walked at a brisk pace, and the boys had difficulty keeping up. When we entered Hot Topic, Dot went to check in and I went straight to ‘my’ corner of the store. ‘My’ corner had Disney, Harry Potter and band merch. If I had the money, I would buy everything in that corner.
By the time the Louis found me, I had already picked out three outfits for myself.
“Sup’ wanna-be.” I said making him look at me in disgust.
“We are not wanna-be’s,” guess I found how to piss off Louis, “And I was looking for you to show you what I found.” He held up a blue dress. It was sleeveless and a circle cut. It wasn't something I would wear. Ever.
“You fucking think, I'm going to wear that.” I raised an eyebrow at him.
“Shit, That was for Har- I mean Dot.” His cheeks went a deep shade of red, before I cut in.
“What did you find for me?” I asked cautiously, knowing him it would be something super girly, like a pink, polka-dotted shirt that said ‘I Love 1D!’ accrossed the front.
To my surprize he held up a backpack. It was black and had a pin holding down the front flap. The pin was in the shape of a broken heart, safety-pinned together. In red lettering it said ‘5SOS’. I can't believe what I’m about to say but, I love Louis right now.
I grabbed the backpack and pulled Louis into a bear hug. When I finally released him, he looked over to the clothes in my hand.
“Who are those for?”
“Me.” I said smirking.
“Aren’t you going to try them on?” Honestly, I wasn't planning on it. I knew my size, and I knew the fit of the items I got. Why would I need to try them on?
“No…”
“Well now you are!” He grabbed my arm and skipped to the changing room, dragging me with him. When we got to the changing room, Louis shoved me into a compartment and said that I could only come out to show him the outfit I tried on. There was no point in arguing so I undressed and put on my first outfit.
It wasn't much. Just gray skinny jeans, and a red Hogwarts shirt. I pulled the backpack Louis picked out over my shoulder. When I stepped out of the changing room, I saw that it wasn't just Louis anymore, the rest of the guys showed up. All five of them were staring at me, jaws dropped. The worst part, each had about five outfits in hand, and by the look of it, they were all for me to try on.
Harry let out a low wolf whistle and I couldn’t help but roll my eyes and say,
“Perv.”
I hit Harry in the balls and he doubled over, while I had a giggle fit. The boys shoved the clothes into my arms and tried to help Harry to his feet. I went back into the compartment. It looked as though they all found clothes from a different part of the store. Louis got me 5SOS band merch. Laim found Disney and Pixar things for me to try on. Zayn found Hogwarts things. Niall, graphic t-shirts and skinny jeans. Then there was Harry, who had managed to find 1D band merch. I threw Harry's pile on the floor and started looking at the other items sizes. Anything that didn't fit went on the floor, anything that did, I would show to the boys then shove it into the backpack. I shoved the dress into the backpack as well. I used my teeth to cut off the tags on the outfit I had picked out and walked out of the changing room, past the boys, and to Dot at the register.
Dot and I had a deal, as long as I brought the tags of the items I was buying to the register, I could just wear them straight out of the store. It wasn't until I pulled out my wallet, that i noticed Liam doing the same thing.
“I got it.” I said this in a strict tone. He looked as though I was crazy.
“Please, allow me.” When did he become all proper? “There must be at least a hundred dollars worth of clothes. It will be our treat.”
“I don't need you to pay for my stuff. It's not like I'm broke.”
“I never said you were. Just let me pay, think of it as a ‘thanks for putting up with us crazy people for two weeks’ kind of gift.”
Behind the register, Dot was becoming impatient. I really don't feel like arguing so…
“I’ll cut you a deal. You can pay for all this, if you allow me to buy at least one outfit for each of you, that I pick out. Deal?”
I extended my hand. He took it.
“Deal.”
Notes
Helloooooo People
Okay I'm sooooooo SUPER SORRY that I haven't updated in what? 14 days? Welllll..... sorry again. I've been reading, and prepping for school, and I just got the new Harry Potter book, so much is happening. Anyway... here you go. I hope you liked it. the next chapter isn't done yet. but I figured you waited long enough. well....
BYE!!!!!
The bunny is dinner
11/24/16