"Sup BITCHEZZZ?!!" I shouted as I popped Into Batmans last class, math. The fucked up teacher ways kept them late, while the teacher was busy yelling at me, Batty grabbed she bag and ran to the front, "the answer to 3 is 8 and a half and fours is I DONT GIVA SHIT! LATA MUDAFUKAS!" She yelled as we ran out. We giggled like giddy little girls as we ran out. I caught my breath, looked at Batty, then went into another laughing fit. After repeating the process, I said "I got someone's B- day present." I knew I'd get shit about but, she can suck it up. "No you fucking didn't!" She protested as I got out a covered cake from behind the booth at the diner, 'Fresha', and placed it on the table. Mary came up with whipped cream, it goes good on EVERYTHING, candles and a lighter. "I refuse to eat this cake" she stated as though she had any real choice. "I guess ill eat this Starbucks coffee cake and these vanilla bean fraps myself" I brought up, waving a cup in her face. "You didn't" she gasped, taking the coffee gladly. I smiled and put candles in the cake. Mary and I loudly sang 'Happy Birthday' so out of key I heard a cat fumble away as soon as we belched the first note of the 'hhhhhhaaaaaapppy....' Ate our cake and drank our coffee until I decided to bring up presents, boy she was about to shit her self, I couldn't wait.

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I know it's short but I'm soooo tired, it'll start getting better, promise!