The Smut Special
Summary
Harry gets his noodle(s) wet at In-N-Out Burger
Characters
Ariana Grande
She is spotted by the 1D gang and Hollywood for a split second
Harry Styles
The hungry One Direction star wanders around Southern California looking for some In-N-Out when two mysterious and dangerous girls give him the ultimate thirst
Hollywood Hills
A tortured soul and a genius, she leads a successful life among the LA elite while being the youngest FBI agent ever while spending her millions on sick children charities. But don't ask her about it she's sUPER SHY!!!!!!!!!!11
JUSTIN BBER?????
HOT SEXY BBY YUMMY WET PANTIES WOWIE HOT YES
Liam Payne
Does not understand why Harry doesn't just answer his cellphone, which he keeps deflecting calls yet tweets how he's been kidnapped. Does not understand why Louis is having a mental break down. Does not understand why Hollywood Hills is even an FBI agent. What the fuck man.
Louis Tomlinson
Devastated after the disappearance of his (butt) chum, he puts his trust into Miss Hollywood Hills for mental security and hope. Is currently having a spat with Liam.
Niall Horan
He's just happy to be included.
Paris Hilton
She is Paris Hilton
Tricia de Hipstaaaaa
A hipster true and sexy. She wants the D but not at the cost of her friendship with Paris Hilton or her relationship with In-N-Out Burger. Only fate knows if love can blossom between this dead-set Hipster-child and the handsome Harry Styles
Zayn Malik
Unfortunately for One Direction, Mr. Malik has spent too much time in the backwoods of Alabamar. He has developed a new confederate-loving attitude and redneck demeanor and now cannot return to his pish-posh ways. Will true love set him free from this All-American curse?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Chapters
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Daisy Dukes and In-N-Out ;)
yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Chapter Two: SHIT GETS REAL SOON LIKE SHIT SON YOOOOOOOO TRICIA WTF
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Chapter 3: THE RESCUE MISSION OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AND MAYHAM
BITCHES GET KILLED IN THIS CHAPTER YA'LL
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BUSTED LIKE YO PARENTS MARRIAGE
Hollywood has finally found Paris Hilton and Tricia's sex dungeon of evil
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AND THE BABY SAUCE GETS THICKER STILL!!!!!
WARNING NSFW KIND OF MAYBE
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From Russia WITH VENGEANCE AND SEX AND GORE (Not NSFW)
JUSTIN BEBER???????????????????????????????????@!
@smuttygirl4life
DAMN I read all the comments and your story so far it is now and your sassy as Fuck girl like wtf, the sassyness of your words is just flying of of it. Ooh and i really like your story girl it's awesome.
Xxx
Sassqueen4life
12/26/14