Sweet Sacrifice

a/n omfg guz read and reviow to proove u arent prepz becuz thts wut u need to do and shoutout to none of u fukers until i c sum! oh btw there is sexaul at the end and itz super scarey at the end so read and review PLEASE3
"Vampire what the hell" I scremed half heartedly at the person who stood be4 me in the Hogwarts.
"my name is Harry now," he said not depressed at all instead he was all prep and stupid and gryfindor again and I tried not to crookshanks him in his tiny little prep ballsack. Instead of a pentagram on his forehead it was a lighting scar and there was no eyeliner around his mortal eyes (he decide to be christain agin so theres no vampires in the bible)
"What the Fuck," I screamed half heartedly with a firery burn in my red eyes. I hadn't drank blood all day and it was really bringing me down further than I had ever gone befre and it was so depressing that I paused time to go to the bathroom to slit my wrists and to kick Vampire Potter in his little gryfindor vagina before unpausing time .
"Ow." He spoke monotonously rubbing his lump.
"we dnt have time for this," Bleack Heart cried out serendipitously, "draco and hermioney are in trouble n we are the only ones who can save them rn!" (the rn stands for 'rite now' in case u prepz are stupid)
"we need help tho," niall pondered whilst looking out the grand window in dumbladores office.
"we are like all vampires and wizards," Harry said pointedly
"no ur not you fucking dickbutt," I decided harshly
"ENOUGH!" Doombledora roared in ferocious voices, "YOU NEED HELP AND I HAVE THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM!" The old man was going deaf and so his hearing was makeing him yell and shit becuz seriously he needed to retire but the
"who do u have in mind chief?" lousi asked with a wonderous deviling smile. I caught my breath at how sexual he looked in this candle light.
Dundadoor put his hand in his beard and stroked it with a devious gleam in his eye. "he is our sercret weapon… we have only used him once before but his satanic power is legendary to be sore.
"No…" McGonlagall breathed in swiftly, "no you cant mean HIM! he is no longer one of us. There was so much deception & disgrace. We knu he was treble the moment he came."
"does it look like we have eny shits left?" Snoop asked with trembling anger (he was so tired and was talkig liek a prep now it was disgustin)
I was getting super pissy like I was on my period or something which would suck since I needed to have sex in order to make it through the day and lousi was looking secxular enough… "who iz it?" I groaned under the weight of whatever it was that so stupidly keeping the quiet up.
"he was an exchange student," Doonlydare spoke sadly, "a prep from Canada."
"WHO?!"
"Justin Bieber."
"NO!" I shouted over the ceiling "NO YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKTARD THIS IS THE WORST FUKING IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF STUPID OMFG YOU ARE ALL FUKING RETARDED!?"
Suddenly the door opened… It was… JUSTIN BEIBER!
"Surprise bitches" he said wearing a mcr band black tee with ripped back skinny jeans and black combat boots. His face was pale because he was wearing white foundation and black eyeliner and bright blue eyes. i brethed in a gasp because I was wanted to drip the panties I wasnt wearing there was just too many bangable specimen in this room and I was souper horny atm.
I had to get out and breath so I ran out of the room wit every1 calling my name but I didn't care. why did I even want to save draco in the first place I fucking hated his guts!
Suddenly Louis and niall and black heart and Liam and Harry (not the stupid prep harry omg) and Justin beibs were all there and had followed me into the room i had jus excaped to. "omfg wuld u guyz just like stop riding my dick for like two seconds pls?" was all I could say because now all I want was 2 get sex
I said that in my mind and their vampire powers heard (yeh jb is a vampore and a satanist now get tha fuck ovur it or get out) "we red ur mind Ebony," Niall said in a whispery echo/
"is tht what u want?"
"yeah but not all at the same time u freaks omg."
"no prob," liam said with a shrug of his muscular arm, "I need to go and drink some blood anyways so go rite ahead." the rest of 1d decided the exact same FUCKING THING and so i was left behind with goffik jb witch was weird but he pushed me on the bed and freched me passively so I let him undress me with unease and it took so long since I was in corset stuff and then I took of his pants and i finaly got some action for liek the first time in FOREVER and he stuck his huge af (that meens 'as fuk" ok?)thingy in my hungry yoi kno what and we did it wit the passion of severnteen Black suns.
i hear noise and I look over to gasp at the sight that was awaiting me there…
SNOOP AND VOLCEMART WERE FLOATING OUTSIDE WATCHING ME FUCK JUSTIN BEIBER!?

Notes

still don't own.