Sweet Sacrifice

a/n: im on a role prepz u redy for dis?
i can feel cold tearz of blud runnin down my face. at the doar i wuz stooped by prof mcglothlin.
"wut r u doin here you dunce?!" mcgonalagol hissed at me from her cat form.
"1d started to kick draso but it wuz actually volsemorty and now im tresting to find vampyr to help!"
"he graduated dont u remember?!" my ax proffesor barked
i skipped passed her. foots echoed of the wallz . i had never drank blood today and now my head wuz feeling dizzy. i grab a dumb griffindoor and drink them. they taste priedful.
"stahp!" prof snipe screamz achingly at me
"get out u prevert!" i cast petrified back at him and he falls down some stairs.
i end up in dumblydorks office.
"gummybears" i whisper in sparsetongue to get in.
all of 1d is alrightly in there! they all hav wombs!
"u boiz are wizards!? u didnt fukin tell me u bite asses!" i allocate in a passive voice.
"we apparitioned here! plz let us explain!" Black Heart (tht is wut we call zayn now nd its nut rasist prepz) says pessissmistically.
"we've always ben magic nd thn we got turned vampire and we knew it wuz a sign voldemart iz bak!" Hairy adds spiritlessly.
"i used to be gay and tht is how i dated draco but now i love u plz dnt be mad!" louis cries in a sultry voice
i dnt understand wuts happning. evry1 is stil in luv wit me obvs, but why shud i find draco! i hate his fuckin guts the fucker!
"theirs only 1 solute!" dunkledore adds!
"dnt make me go back in time!" i say thinkin of tryin to get bak wit morrty mcfli who fell in luv wit me to and tired to turn me into a prep.
"dnt interpret me b4 i speak! i wuz goin to say we need to get diabolo nd vampire here to help!"
before i can argue, some1 grabs me.
"hello ebony, i missed u."
it was...VAMPIRE POTTER.

Notes

still dont own.