Sweet Sacrifice

after we wer doin it but not fur the fist tiimer that wuz in da forBiden tree area (red da 1st stray omfg muthafuker) jb offered me sum cigretes nd drugz but i wuz two creped out by da prevs outside so i slit my rists nd weighted for sum1 else 2 cum bak. hiz thingy wuznt az big az dracos and now i relifed i miss him!
"i am want ur sex curtain!" liam cried productivley as he drew open da door wit hiz big u kno wut.
"u cnt hav it ntil we get drake bak1" i spit bak unsatisfactorily!
"but i love u!" he emumciates crumbly!
"nd i hav alweighs lurhved u esnobby!" snapple and drummledor shout latexly
"even tho i am gay wit a crapital G i luv u!" dumblewhore added dynamicly
edoby cudnt imagine havin sex wit dunkindonuts. tht wud b wierder then the lanisters doin it (yus goths luv GoT 2 dnt flam prepz). their iz so many ppl tlkin to me i hav a headake.
"r u goin 2 help us get bak draco n b'loody marry n diablo?! i cnt hav sex wit any1 else rite now im too deprezzed!"
all the goffik 1d boiz pop out frum behind a wall.
"WUT?!" they cry in unicycle.
wen i blink i accidntly aspirate bak to teh gc concert! i am so stuhpid! argh! butt were iz evry1?! i sea a trapdor at teh stage nd go n it. i hav fownd voolyspooly's hair!
nside draco iz shakled 2 a wal n it iz so fukin hot! i am so distrakted tht i 4get to unshakel him becuz it iz so hot.
"omfg iz dat tswift wit u draco? did u bump ooglays?!11!/?" i scream morbidly!
"cha cha cha!" she laffs creeply.
"u feel 4 my trap!" she says wit a spainish accent.
"theyre wuz no voldeport! SOY VOLDEMORT!"
"i dnt speek france!" i wither to teh floor.
"enoby?" draco squeeks boysterusly!
i rip open my corset wen he speakz 2 me.
"DRACO! MY LUV! WAIT. I DNT LUV U. WUT R U DOIN 2 ME TSWIZZLE DO U WNT 2 SEE ME N DRACO PUTT ARE THANGIES 2GETHR OR SUMTHIN?!"
"nd wut if i do?!" she sayz wit luxury in her eys!

Notes

still dont own.