The Confessions of a Teenage Weirdo

Bucketlist:

1: Taste a pavalova and stick a carrot in the middle (from nz) [ ]

2: Go to a different continent and mentally name it condom [x]

3: Go skydiving and scream out 'my banana split' [x]

4: Eat a hamburger before going bungee jumping [x]

5: Go to Paris and kiss a french dude in stripes [x]

6: Give 1,000 to the poor and tell a kid her/his name is 'vagina' [x]

7: Become a make-up artist for celebrities and actually turn them into unicorns and live happily ever after in a place far far away fro- [ ]

8: Go on tour with my step bother [ ]

9: Buy a Porche and name it hugan [x]

10: Get married/ give birth to 1-2 kids, name the girl Daniella and name the boy Liam (That's if I don't marry him) [ ]

Here I was looking intently at my bucket list.

She's got a bucketlist ~ (^)

'Damn it!' I muttered colorful words as I realized. 'gurl you ain't goin' on tour wid 1d!' my inner queer told me.

She's a directioner ~ (^)

"Holy shit my unicorn just got burned!" I shouted punching my bed making me wince in pain. "Gosh damnit hand! Always gotta be in the way!"

She's weird ~ (^)

Bleached white denim studded high waisted shorts, simple grey muscle tank with the starbucks logo on it - tucked into the shorts, camo leather-ish jacket, green, blue with white lining causing a seperation on my Vans, black frilled socks, paired with hipster circle sunglasses.
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She's stylish ~ (^)

"Huyah!" I groaned as I wacked my bat against the ball causing it to fly up into the sky. I smiled running around the three bases. "Yeah damn straight home run nigga!" I taunted the people we versed.

She's competitive ~ (^)

And not to mention

"You've probably beaten Demi's world record for the highest note!" Simon Cowell cheered happily grinning like a cheshire cat.

She was like mermaid trying to lure us in with her gorgeous voice ~ (^)

She was Jasmine Fern

The sister of Harry Styles

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The Confessions of a Teenage Weirdo

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Please do not steal my idea! This is probably going to be quite long. And my updates might take long as well at least like once a fort night.

And no she is not Harrys sister -_-

1. Chapter One

   I'M GOING ON TOUR B----ES!