I walked home, hand in hand, with my boyfriend. Harry unlocked the door and we walked in. I froze. The couch was turned over. There was trash all over the room. The carpet was sticky with juice stains, or at least I hoped it was juice stains. I nearly gagged at the stench of alcohol spread through my living room. My head spun.

"Linz... was it like this when we left?" Harry whispered, slowly taking in what had happened.
"Hazz... I don't think so," I whispered back.
"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED AROUND HERE?" He yelled.
"Harry! Shut up!" I whispered.
"But Lindsay -"
"Harry, someone broke into our house. They might still be around. So unless you want to be tied up, or kidnapped, or even dead at the worst, I recommend you shut your mouth," I told him.
He pouted, but walked around checking the house for the intruders. I joined him, looking in every nick and corner. I looked under the sofa, behind the curtains, even above the chandelier.
"AAAAAAAAA!" Harry screamed from my bedroom.
"Harry! Harry!" I called running into my room. No one was there.
"Harry what happened? Where are you?" I looked under the bed. Not there. Behind the door. Not there either.
I pulled open my closet door. The last thing I saw was a mischievous smile before I was yanked in.
"Haaaaarryyyy!" I screamed.
"Yes, love?" his voice echoed in my head.
"Harry?" I whispered, trying to turn around in his hold, "Is this you?"
"And me!"
"And me!"
Two voiced chirped one after the other.
"Louis! Niall! What are you guys doing here? Wait a second... was it... was it you guys who turned my home into a landfill?" I asked, suspiciously.
"You can't prove that!" Louis said.
"I can if we get out of my closet first," I retorted, sliding the door open and strutting out.
Harry came out first, his hair perfectly tangled in a way only he could manage to pull off. Louis jumped out next with his naughty grin. Niall came out and shut the door behind him. He was smiling maliciously. There was one thing those two had in common. Louis and Niall had clothes stained with pizza sauce and smelled of alcohol. Ugh, and I thought it was only my living room that smelled like that.
"I knew it! You guys are so horrible! And you Harry! Did you know about this? Why am I even asking? Of course you did. You were part of it!" I said, realizing I'd just been played.
They burst out laughing.
"And now you're laughing at me. Wonderful. How could I be so stupid? I hate you guys!" I said, pouting like Harry had just a few minutes ago.
Harry leaned in a gave me a quick kiss. "Do you still hate me, Linz?" he asked.
"I don't take bribes," I said, frowning at him.
He leaned in a gave me a longer kiss, one that lasted almost a minute. I pulled back, gasping for air. He smiled at me, satisfied.
"What about now?" he asked.
I sighed, "Fine, I love you, Hazza," I told him, giving up.
"I love you too Linz," he said, twining his fingers into mine.
"Hey! Where did Louis and Niall go?" I asked, realizing their disappearance, "They were right here just a second ago..."
"more like a minute ago," Harry corrected me.
"Whatever," I said.
"Well, let's go look for them," he said, pulling me out of the room.
We got to the living room to find Louis and Niall sitting on the upside down couch watching some comedy movie.
"You guys are devils!" I said.
"Hey! It's not our fault we left you two love birds to yourselves. It was awkward!" Louis complained.
"Not that, idiot. I'm talking about the mess you made to my poor house!" I said, gesturing around the room.
"Oh! Sorry about that. Louis and I just wanted to have some fun while the two of you loved it up with each other all day," Niall said.
"Hey! We did no such thing!" I defended myself.
"Linz, of course we did. Remember all that cuddling on the rollercoasters and the smooching in the lines and the photo booth and the -" Harry listed.
"Ok fine! Fine, we did. But that gave you no right to make my home a junkyard." I said.
"Lindsay, oh sweet, sweet Lindsay. What makes you think we dirtied your house?" Louis asked.
"Look at yourselves! You look like you've just crawled out of a trashcan. And coincidently, that trashcan happens to be my own home," I said.
"Oh yea. Forgot to change," Niall said.
"Well, you are cleaning this up while I go change into my pajamas. Ok?" I said sharply.
"Fine," Louis and Niall said in unison.
"What about me?" Harry asked.
"You will help! You knew about this all along and didn't tell me!" I said.
"Come on! I thought we were over that! Remember that super long kiss?" he asked.
"Harry... no. Clean!" I punished him.
He leaned in and kissed me one more time.
"Please?" he asked, an inch from my face. He pushed my dirty blonde hair behind my ear. "Pweezy?" he begged.
"Alright! Come with me. I'll give you something to change into," I said, yanking him into my room.
"Thanks, love!" he said.
"It's only because you're the best boyfriend ever. Those two twirps deserve to be punished," I said.
"Yea, totally!" Harry agreed.

Notes

Lindsay! This is yours! Hope you liked it!
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~Lily <3