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Those Totally Dumb FanFic Moments [Editing] - Comments, page 20

Most embarrassing moment?

Well let's see...... It was when my mom took me bra shopping.



In the isle were 2 hot guys, my age, on their phones while their mom was also bra shopping.


I tried to protest to my mom silently with dirty looks but she just made me go into the isle.


Mom : Oooh! Look at this Push-Up Bra! It's got fancy patterns on it! You like fancy patterns.

Me : *Gives Dirty Look*

Mom : Oh right..... You don't like push-up bras. You told me they make your boobs uncomfortable, didn't you? Yea you did.

Me : Ughhhhh

Mom : You're a size A24, right? or was it B24? No it was B.....

Me : MOM!

Mom : What?..... OH! You're an A aren't you? My bad.....

Me : Yea, sure! Let's get this one, CAN WE GO NOW?

Mom : But I thought you said you needed new panties?

Me : MOM!

Mom : Oh right... Sorry. "BOY-SHORTS" I don't understand why you hate panties....

Me : We can just get them later!

Mom : But you cant go around wearing blood stained panties forever!

Me : Yes I can! Now lets go!




By now the 2 hot guys AND THE MOM were snickering and staring at us and my mom didnt care.



Mom : You forgot to take your pills today, didn't you? Megan those are persrcribed daily! You're supposed to take them



It was one of the worst days of my life...

i_am_fabulouis i_am_fabulouis
11/17/13
@Jen Storm
Bingo mistake, in a room full of unhappy old people, thats just awkward. c:
@EmilyluvsU
ooooooooohh, that would have been embarassing. oh god....but think on the bright side, he helped you up c:
@KEVIN!
ooooooooohhh, wow. I bet your friends didn't drop the subject for a couple of weeks. that kind of stuff is funny, when it doesn't happen to you.
Here is a recent embarrassing moment for me. So some friends and I went to this Bingo thing that is pretty big in my small town. Prizes range from $30-$200 dollars per game. Things get pretty intense. I am pretty sure people didn't like us because we were probably the youngest there and we were goofing off A LOT! Somebody got one on a high value game, and the head honcho guy asked over the intercom, "Are there anymore Bingos?"

Me being the smart one I am thought he said, "Are you ready for more Bingo?" So I loudly stated, "YESSS!" To make it worse the room was completely silent.

Everyone turned to look at me and my friends were all laughing because a guy was coming over to check my card for the Bingo I didn't really have. I violently shook my hands "NO!!" that it was a misunderstanding. So awful. Old people are sure good at frowning.
Jen Storm Jen Storm
11/17/13
@JustKeepSwimmingStyles

Ugh it was awful. The worst part was I went like, sprinting to the bathroom. So the teacher had to send someone to come and see if I needed any help.... -_-
Kevin Tomlinson Kevin Tomlinson
11/17/13
Mine was when i was in the 8th grade and i was walking through the hallway with my hands in my pockets and i forgot about this misplaced tile on the floor and i tripped and fell flat on my face...but that isn't the worst part...for some reason i was either in shock or embarrassment and i couldn't get my hands out of my pockets so i just kind of laid there with my butt in the air...then my crush was walking by and he had to help me up...i was so embarrassed that i went home.
~Emily<3
EmilyluvsU EmilyluvsU
11/17/13
@Boom1D
Thanks! xx
and THAT IS LIKE THE WORST! OH MY GOD AND WHEN THEY ARE A PAGE LONG FOR NO GOOD REASON! I have a lot of emotions right now.... c:
@KEVIN!
Oooooooohhh, crash and burn. Aw you poor child c:
My class had the mile run to do. My crushes class came to watch us run because they were up next. Well, about half a mile in, I had to go pee really bad. I tried to run fast, but I then ended up slipping and wetting myself right in front of everyone....even my crush!
ahhhhh the memory burns!
Kevin Tomlinson Kevin Tomlinson
11/17/13
i hate it when they put song lyrics in fanfics....

Love this btw!
OHEMGEE1D OHEMGEE1D
11/17/13
@Tash__xo
Aw, thanks! c: xx
~ from a very happy author thingie who thought it was necessary to write this little sentence c:
@fascinated

Peter Pan is amazing, have you seen Hook? its sorta like a weird sequel to Peter Pan. its a really good movie c:
@Holly_G_1D

HAHAHAHAHA I see what you did there c;
@PickNandos
aw c:
The fact that the only title there is in the world *sarcastic* is Teenage Dirtbag or Bradford Bad Boy. I mean it's the only thing you see when you search for stories 'Bradford Malik' or 'Bad Boy Malik' or 'Teenage Dirtbag.' The only difference between the titles is that one is probably not capitalized. It gets confusing.
This is the funniest thing I have read in a while! Thank you for making me laugh out loud for real! Sincerely ~ a satisfied reader.
Tash__xo Tash__xo
11/17/13
In answer to your question (in case you wanted to know), my favorite movie is probably Peter Pan, because its just really beautiful and emotional for me. It is also the only movie I've ever gotten close to crying in, and I've seen a lot of sad movies :)
fascinated fascinated
11/17/13
there's always a bitch group in the high school fanfictions and it bothers me so much. like seriously, this bitch is walking down the hallway n thn out of nowhere thy all start attacking her.
metomlinson metomlinson
11/16/13
Lately i've been getting tired of seeing compete replica's of other stories from the popular page. Not to mention the same titles over and over again. It's getting repetitive and there are no new idea's! I've seen about 5 fan fictions called "Story Of My Life" or "Taken". Like cmon' people! New idea's! Sorry for my rant I've just had enough! I want new stories :( at least make it have a plot twist or make it more original if you choose a basic theme!
AliceRose AliceRose
11/16/13