Those Totally Dumb FanFic Moments [Editing] - Comments, page 13

My name is Rosie

I hate it when the character is happy but it sounds like they're frickin high.
it's like:
"Hey Kylie"
"ZAYNIE-POO-BOO OMG I JUST SAW A RAINBOW!! Is this my house?!"
And Zayn just goes with it like she isn't ferkin stoned. Cause if someone asks me if my house is their's I would totally be like
"HELL YA KYLIE!"
No Zayn. Kylie is high. She need to go home but obviously you are too so lets just have a party with all characters on drugs! Yay!

It's really weird when Harry is drunk is sooo funny
and hyper
and Kylie is just like "oh um Harry , Harry ok that's it never taking u to the club ever again."
Then Harry is just like WHOO HOOO YEEAAAAA

I hate it when people are like
I shook my head yes.
I nodded my head no.
I thought it was the other way around? It might be only me who sees this but I can't stand it.

I agree in all of what u said except for the link thing....sometimes the links don't turn out toooo well.....an it filing sucks that I sit down for 30 fucking minutes thinking of a unique name....but noooooooooo they just have to name the person Kylie :(

@JustKeepSwimmingStyles

@Narrys Child
hahahahaha I'm sooo putting that in c:

I hate it when people always say that Harry's curls are chocolate...
They are like "I stared at his chocolate locks"
they are not chocolate or Kylie would of ate it.

@JustKeepSwimmingStyles

hi.

@MidnightMemory
aw thank you! c:
@ticklemeLiam
hi.

@MidnightMemory

yesssss hahahaha !

And I love this. You are so funny that I can't even. I. Can't. Even.

Do you know what I noticed? No one ever brushes their teeth. The boys must be like
"Oh, you haven't brushed your teeth in like, ever? That's okay girl, we can still kiss. Aint nobody carin'."
What would your mother say?

@ZaynandLouis1128
aw thanks! and yeah, its okay sometimes c:

@HipstaGurl
it was only like 2:40pm when I was in science yesterday c:

1D Day AMAZAYN!!! It was hilarious. I spent about eight hours sitting on the hard floor watching the whole thing while barely getting up to eat. After it was over my legs were sore but it was worth it !!!!!

I needed to pee all of 1D Day. But I couldn't. Then, THEY TORTURED ME EVEN MORE BY EXTENDING IT!! I was about to EXPLODE!!! But other than that, ASDFGHJKL OMG 1D DAY WAS PERFECTION AND I COULDN'T WAIT FOR IT!!! I WAITED THREE HOURS BECAUSE I WOKE UP TOO EARLY!!! I WAS SOBBING AND LAUGHING AND SOBBING SOME MORE!!! My parents told me that I needed therapy and a social life that's not as sad as Titanic. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah. I need friends...

Anyway! One thing I absolutely hate is when Kylie never listens the whoever she's with! Like, if she just listens, no one needs to end up dead. Example:

Zayn told Kylie to stay in the room while he checks if someone is in the house. Kylie, being a stupid motherfucker, disobeys Zayn, and gets a gun pointed at her. As the dude pulled the trigger, Zayn gets in the way (because he's the fucking Flash and can find her and get in the way in, like, a second) and gets motherfucking killed. Then the guys leave and Kylie is all sobbing over him, saying how it should've been her. Ummm... Hell yeah! Bitch, if you followed his easy directions, you guys would probably still be alive! Dumb ass. I bet if someone tells her to stay away from a cliff, she'll jump off of one.

Also, it's like 911 doesn't exist in fanfics. Like someone just got stabbed and everyone is around her/him crying and panicking. But no one thinks to call 911!!! They all think 911 will magically appear to save her because 1D's there. Get out a fucking phone and call damn 911!!! They're there for a reason!!!

(No one might think these are dumb moments, but I do. So yeah. Sorry for being a stupid cussing bitch just raging on here. And I have a cussing problem. So yup.)

Even though I really really really hate it when people rage on stories, I also hate it when people go really slowly. It's like, up to chapter 13 and they're still not on first name basis!!! And when there are 5 filler chapters in a row, and nothing happens!!! I mean, I don't care about them going to the mall, and snuggling on the couch watching movies, then waking up in cute positions. And that happens every single week. It's stupid.

I'm gonna sound like a hypocrite when I say this , but I HATE the fact that I'm on this website and literally EVERY story on here is either a punk/bad boy story which are poorly written or Kylie falls in love with her best friend or Kylie coincedentally bumps into her favorite 1D member and they fall in love or Kylie somehow spends an entire summer with One Direction and ends up falling for Harry or Kylie goes to a concert for her birthday or some shit and Harry sees her and falls in love and gets security to take her backstage and then they get married or just something so fucking boring , ya know ? LIKE THERE ARE OTHER PLOT LINES ! -.- Ugh . ( I used the punk/bad boy story . Its pretty popular :) )

LMFAO ! You killed me with the "Zayn To The Rescue" chapter !!