The worst fanfic ever

louis dragged meh on a cot and smirkked because he was about to rape meh duh y else "letz have some fun Ros" he said
oh we will i thought smirking *rubs hands together*
"who should fuck her first lou" harry askked
"me me me she two hot'
harry chuckled becuz he haz A Disorder Where He Cannot Laugh, Or Giggle, Or Snicker, just, Chuckle "go ahead, she all urs" harry said
louis touched my arm and i felt searing payne.
"ahhhhh!" i screamed of pure agony.
"r u okay roze !" louiz azked "liker u caare" i sobbedn "at least there will be some pleasure :( "
"woah how did u, like, say a sad face out loud"
"idk im just so amazing now just fuck me you 2"
harry and lous got into me at THE SaME TIME :o
it felt gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. so anyway after we all cummed and stuff i was like, "why dont ya set me free, i will be friends with benefits with all of u and iwill not tell anyone u kidnapped meh"
"ok"
"sure rose"
"can u be my girlfriend tho im lonely" harry asked
"sure harry" i said
"yay" he cheered
"hey i go to this college near by and there is this poster i need to show u its so funnyu"
"alright" "goodd idea Lois harry chuckled randomly
later we were all staring at this one sign that said

MASTURBATE IN YOUR ROOMS PLEASE
NOT YOUR SHOWERS
The shower drains are not equipped for semen!

"omg r u like serious" i gasped
"ikr" louis beemed!)
"i might join this college" "me too"
i and harry signed up to apply in this college as we left. i mean, u cant really apply for colleges, but this is a weird fanfic and it is filled with weird stuff so wutever.
the next day me louis and harry all got a room together yay we all masturbated ourselves to sleep becuz we could masturbate in our beds butt not our showers which was dum.

Notes

I feel like I tried to make this chapter too sloppy… did I fail at failing? Hmm…

XOXO, Julie