- SHIT!

They shoot me a look of surprise while Jake smirks.

- Nikki...! What a surprise!
- Jake...!, I say faking happiness.
- You didn't call me...why?, he asks really happy with himself.
- Um...because you're a douchebag...?, I answer with a fake smile.
- Oooh...you didn't seem to think that when -

Thank God. He is cut by Tracy who comes down the stairs wearing something that is supposed to be a tank top but actually looks like it a bin bag.
Ugh...
And she seems happy about it.
I try hard not to laugh at Jake's face when he notices what Tracy is wearing. He looks...uhm...disgusted...
No...constipated is the word...
They go out – actually Tracy drags a very annoyed Jake by the door to go “shopping, OMG it's gonna be soo cool!”.

I turn to Zayn and sigh :

- He can be SUCH a jerk!

He approves by a frenetic head movement and I turn to Harry who looks really pissed.

- Cheer up Harry! I tell him happily.

His eyes darken again. What is the matter with him?

- How do you know him?, he says in a stern voice
- He's just that annoying guy at school who doesn't know when to stop...

I “forget” to tell him that I'm going to a party with him tonight and Harry strangely softens.
Louis is dying to go play FIFA so we all get into the living-room and Liam, Harry and Zayn jump on the couch while Niall and Louis turn the playstation on. I look at the boys on the couch and pout.

- And where am I supposed to sit now?
- On the floor why?, says Liam in an innocent voice.

I raise my eyebrows and smile devilishly. I run to the couch and jump on the boys who look terrified. I smirk and lay down on them with my head next to Harry and my feet on Zayn.

- Ah....this is cosy!, I tell them smirking.

Harry wiggles his eyebrows and start to tickle my bare stomach until I roll on the floor and beg him to stop almost crying. That's when we hear the doorbell ring and I ask.

- Is Tracy back so soon??!

Harry smiles quizzically and wiggles his eyebrows. What is he hiding from me? The other boys go to the door while Harry stays on me, pinning me to the ground, smirking.
I hear the boys open the door and like the crazy girl I am, yell :

- HEY THERE TRACY!! How was your DATE, with THE ASSHOLE? Oooops...I meant your boyfriend...

Harry looks at me weirdly and starts laughing, clutching his sides. What the heck? There is something wrong.
That's when I hear them. Laughter and Australian voices.
I look at Harry, not downloading the information, my eyes wide open.I hear them entering in the living-room and look up.
There they are. Five Seconds of Summer watching me amused.

- Yay, Tracy revealed her inner self! I always knew she was a boy!, I say.

Louis high-fives me and I slowly register the fact that the guys of 5SOS are in front of me.

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That's my brain not working. I dig my nails into Harry's arms and he winces.

- Ouch Nikki!, he frowns.

I quickly let go and Luke, Ashton, Callum and Michael introduce themselves with smiles. I answer a “I know” and freeze.
I did not just say that. Oh my god, oh my god.
Louis laughs and yells :

- Nikki is FANGIRLING! Niall take that on video! We will never see that again!

I laugh, lightening up.

- You shut up right now louis or I'll put the rest of Niall's peanut butter on your hair while you will be sleeping and it will take HOURS to get it off!

Niall whines.

- Noooooo....! Not my peanut butter! You already threw it on Tracy and there is almost none left!

At that point of the conversation, the 1D boys are clutching their sides and the 5SOS boys are looking at each other like : “Hum...does it happen every day here?”.
Yes it does.
A day in the life of Nikki Johnson.

Harry is still bearing his goofy smile. I'll have to ask him about it later.
I look up at Callum, strangely watching me.

- I already saw you...But I don't remember where...

Suddenly his eyes light up.

- I know! You're Jus-

I cut him by dragging him in the kitchen leaving the guys surprised.
When I enter in the kitchen, I look at him and give him a weak smile.

- Why don't you want them to know you're his girlfriend?, he asks gently.
- Bitch please...! I'm his ex-girlfriend! I'd like to erase the word “Justin's girlfriend” from my memory. That would be great. Maybe I should just enter in his room and kill him so I'll never ear that again. Or I would -
- Nikki, he cuts me, smiling.
- Sorry..., I smile apologetically, it's just that I don't want the boys to look at me differently, like...wooooww...you dated Justin Bieber...was he really arrogant? And me nodding like...yes he was...

He laughs and I make him promise to not tell the guys,
When we get out of the kitchen, the boys are all watching TV while Niall and Luke are wrestling each other on the floor. I run happily to them and yell :

- TRUTH OR DARE!!

They shrug and Zayn goes get the liquor in the basement. Louis and Harry exchange worried glances. Hehe. They don't know what I can do. I'm such a crazy girl...*smiles devilishly*
The game starts and Ashton dares Callum to go outside and twerk while singing Miley Cyrus “Wrecking ball”. Picture the scene.
He does it and I can't help but record it on my phone. Callum chases me around the house to make me erase it and we end up in the kitchen.
After hiding under the table in a Gollum way and whispering “my precious” - which makes everyone laughs even more – he finally manages to erase it.
Ugh.
I wonder how much votes that would have gotten on Tumblr.

A while later we are all pretty drunk and my phone beeps, meaning that I have a text. I open it and finds a message from Jace. Fuck.

From : Jace the Dick

You need to come back right now or other people might suffer. I warned you.

To : Jace the Dick

Don't act all tough Jace, I know you...You need to stop blackmailing me. If you ever touch my mother, you're dead. I warned you.

From : Jace the Dick

I know where you are, with who you are, and what you're doing. I've got some guys watching you. I'm coming.

To : Jace the Dick

I should be scared? Well that doesn't work with me. I know you won't hurt me...Wanna know why? Because I was your friend and you can't hurt me. Plus, I'm way more experienced then you when it comes to fighting. Remember that time, when I broke your ribs? It will be much worse if you touch my mother.

I act like I didn't care but I am frightened. Not for me. But for my mom. Who knows what Jace could do to her. And above everything, I miss him and have the feeling he is only doing this for the sake of the gang. And I am only doing that for the sake of my mother. Even though, he knows her, slept at her house when we were 5 and ate her food, I know that he'd do what was best for the gang. If that mean he will hurt her, well he'll do it. I actually respect him for it, even if it bothers me that we're talking about my mother's life right now.

I shake it off and turn to Louis. He asks :
- Truth or dare Nikki?

I smirk and say :

- DARE!

He smiles devilishly and say :

- I dare you to knock on that house right there and scare the shit out of the neighboors.

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