Life, Cars and One Direction... Wait What?!

Codie is my name, and I am a chick okay. My life is pretty cool, I mean, I live in a mansion with my parents, I race cars, I Have my own Ferrari and I'm only 22. Oh, my job is to have people stay over at my house. Yep, but not ordinary people, celebrities. I have singers, actors and the rest of them at my house all the time.So what would happen if my least favourite boyband, *cough cough* One Direction *cough cough*, stayed at my place? Let me tell you, maybe you'll find out.
The cities and towns in this book are real, however, Codie's house is NOT. Just thought I would let you know before you read it... oh, and the times for the races aren't the actual dates/times.

1. Chapter 1: What are you doing?

   'Yes, my nickname is Tinkerbelle.'

2. Chapter 2: Does this guy think he's James Bond or something?

   'Tomlinson. Louis Tomlinson'

3. Chapter 3: I wasn't going to, but thanks for the idea

   “Louis freaking Tomlinson, if you dare put that on any social website, I will personally hunt you down and hang your head on my wall!”

4. Chapter 4: You drove my ferrari

   "What's in it for me?"

5. Chapter 5: No! Toy story!

   'You fail at being Aussie mate'

6. Chapter 6: YOU DROVE MY FERRARI… AGAIN?!

   'All of you guys disappear and my Ferraris gone, the T.V. is still on, you know that right?'

7. Chapter 7: Are you trying to say something?

   'I jumped (actually attempted to jump) out of bed and ran (tried to run) to the kitchen'

8. Chapter 8: Alright, I'll give you a week

   'Don't call me 'bumpkin'. I'm not seven anymore'

9. Chapter 9: LOUIS!

   'Okay then. I thought you hated One Direction.'

10. Chapter 10: Yes love?

    'Which one of you guys has decided that it’s okay to go out with my daughter?'

11. Chapter 11: Get out of my house God dammit!

    'I warned you, but you chose to ignore it. You should know that when I threaten you, I mean it!'

12. Chapter 12: Where's Codie?

    'Be proud of me, I watched a One Direction movie.'

13. Chapter 13: I'm taken honey

    'What is that? The safe word?'

14. Chapter 14: You can’t wear that to an interview

    'Were they both naked?'

15. Chapter 15: May I help you ladies?

    'You had to ruin the moment didn’t you?'

16. Chapter 16: Breathe in, breathe out

    'Second position, second race, a bit cliché. Whatever.'

17. Chapter 17: Codie?

    'YOU LOST MY PAINKILLERS?!'

18. Chapter 18: What kind of fear is that?

    'Two things with that sentence. Firstly, great, you got her name right, and secondly, it would pay to go Amelie and I.'

19. Chapter 19: Two million views

    'calm as a freaking potato'

20. Chapter 20: Laser skirmish

    'She’s fallen asleep sitting up, with her eyes open, hasn’t she?'

21. Chapter 21: Jamie’s nieces and nephews

    'He mother f*cking kissed me! Why did he bloody do that?! I will bloody punch him to break his absolutely beautiful face!'

22. Chapter 22: Adelaide Show time

    'Where-eth be-eth your parents-eth today-eth?'

23. Chapter 23: Hopefully she wouldn't kill me

    “What the f*ck was going on in your head huh?” she paused to stand up and act out me and my thoughts. “‘Oh, nah, Codie won’t mind at all. She’ll be fine with it, considering all of this I think I might get her changed as well.’”

24. Chapter 24: Bathurst 1000

    'The race started, and when I finally got to racing, I didn’t know I was going to end up in hospital.'

25. Chapter 25: Oh my gosh

    'What would you have done if this was the other way around?'

26. Chapter 26: Catch me

    'I was not eating chocolate, no matter what you think, it was definitely a piece of toast. With vegemite.'

27. Chapter 27: You. Opening act. Get practicing.

    'Oh, sorry Niall, we couldn’t make it upstairs so we did it on your bed.'

28. Chapter 28: Important letter

    'Anyway, you need to come to my house now, I have some very important information for you, that came in an important letter. It tells me not to open it without you guys here, so yeah.'

29. Chapter 29: Who are you?

    “I knew it was you.” He said truthfully. “Well you would bloody well hope so with a move like that.” I told him.'

30. Chapter 30: Marry me? Please?

    'I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!'

31. Chapter 31: I'mma take a year off

    'CODIE! I’M OVER HERE!!! YO CODIE!'

32. Chapter 32: Just make sure you don't agree to anything you don't want to

    'HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE SLOGAN ‘IT’S A FARMER’S UNION OR IT’S NOTHING’?!'

33. Chapter 33: That could have ended in disaster

    “Does too.” “Does not.” “Does too.” “Does not.”

34. Chapter 34: Why?

    “If she saw us I will…” I trailed off as I tried to think of something threatening. “Use my karate skills and throw you out of the window.”

35. Chapter 35: Dance, chocolate and movies

    “‘Eat chocolate as revenge’. A new quote by Jamie Grey.”

36. Chapter 36: What's going on in your life?

    “What are you doing?!” I shouted to him. “Fixing my lawn!”

37. Chapter 37: SYTYCD

    'I don't joke about this stuff miss. Adrian Badress was in a fatal car accident. His second emergency contact was you.'

38. Chapter 38: Banana milkshake

    “Why was the banana flavour stuff in front of the chocolate?” I asked. “I don’t kn-” “Why do we have banana shit in the first place?”

39. Chapter 39: Carrots

    'STOP IT ZEN, I’M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE! YEAH, WHY?!'

40. Chapter 40: Clipsal 500

    'Oh, no way. Your parents are gonna kill you man.'

41. Chapter 41: Sleep

    'I don't wanna go. I wanna be here when she wakes up.'

42. Chapter 42: So close yet so far

    'Anything, anything to get out of here.'

43. Chapter 43: Damn you

    'You know what, damn you. Damn you Tomlinson. Damn you for making me fall in love with you. Damn you for taking my heart and ripping it in half.'

44. Epilogue: About a year later

    I loved him. He loved me. We loved each other. And nothing would ever change that. ​​