Avoiding questions
Where am I?
After giving up on job hunting for the day (after only an hour) the boys took me on a tour of downtown London. We went on Big Ben, ran from fans, got ice cream, ran from fans. Then sat on a bench in comfortable silence.
"WHAT THE FUG!" I scream/ laughed as both Zayn and Louis randomly pressed freezing cold ice creams on my cheeks at the same time. They both started laughing hysterically I grabbed some napkins, wiping my wet cheeks, after I scolded them they put their heads down and smiled, obviously laughing on the inside. I looked down at Dutch her small scope of vanilla and a few gummy bears. "She is the most awesome dog I have ever met, did you get her so well trained? she's like a fluffy angel" Zayn asked leaning down and rubbing Dutchez's ears. You could tell Zayn just LOVED Dutchez he always took her for runs, gave her his extras, played with her, EVEN BATHED HER ONCE! With all that hair it's a mess. "No I trained her, I found her on the street one day walking home, she was just a tiny ball of fluff back then, tons of other dogs were beating up on her, so I just scooped in and grabbed her, she was so beat up she almost didn't make it, I skipped school for 3 days just to make sure she was ok, but it was worth it, one night when I was walking home from the store, it was late and dark, some duche bag jumped out and tried to mug me. But he didn't know about my bad ass chicka here, she ran up, even took a few blows, but once I got to my feet Dutch already had him on the ground, then he really got his ass handed to 'em." I explained as the guys listened politely. "Kool" Louis said fidgeting in his seat. "Gotta go to the Lou be right bak" he said hopping up and running "I betta go with him, if not hell will break lose and he could possibly burn the building down" Zayn said getting up and following him. I noticed that Dutch and I both finished our ice cream so I followed them into the toy store to wait for them. "AHHHHHH!" I screamed as a hand grabbed my neck. I started kicking then took a second to clear my head. Slowly I lifted my shoulders so I could breath without my attacker noticing. Them quickly let go of Dutchez leash to make it seem as though I passed out until I actually did. Once the voice, obviously male, osaid "There ya go stupid girl" i snapped back to my senses, I knew he was off guard. When he least expected it I reached around and grabbed his face and tried desperately to call for Dutch. Calling and calling, seemed like forever until I turned my head and saw my angle, bloody and unmoving, with a newfound rage I swung my legs over his head so I was on his shoulders. Then began to (violently) express my rage, it was so hot I felt as though it was radiating from me.
"Awwwe look at the pretty littl' girl, all upset over er' littl' puppy" I deep British accent cooed. "Who are you!" I yelled towards the man. "As far as you know ill be... Umm, Jim, yes let's just say my name is Jim." The man answered. "Let me go, where am I?" I yelled angrily. "Sorry love not gunna happen!" He said bringing a pipe down over my head, sending me into endless darkness.
"WHAT THE FUG!" I scream/ laughed as both Zayn and Louis randomly pressed freezing cold ice creams on my cheeks at the same time. They both started laughing hysterically I grabbed some napkins, wiping my wet cheeks, after I scolded them they put their heads down and smiled, obviously laughing on the inside. I looked down at Dutch her small scope of vanilla and a few gummy bears. "She is the most awesome dog I have ever met, did you get her so well trained? she's like a fluffy angel" Zayn asked leaning down and rubbing Dutchez's ears. You could tell Zayn just LOVED Dutchez he always took her for runs, gave her his extras, played with her, EVEN BATHED HER ONCE! With all that hair it's a mess. "No I trained her, I found her on the street one day walking home, she was just a tiny ball of fluff back then, tons of other dogs were beating up on her, so I just scooped in and grabbed her, she was so beat up she almost didn't make it, I skipped school for 3 days just to make sure she was ok, but it was worth it, one night when I was walking home from the store, it was late and dark, some duche bag jumped out and tried to mug me. But he didn't know about my bad ass chicka here, she ran up, even took a few blows, but once I got to my feet Dutch already had him on the ground, then he really got his ass handed to 'em." I explained as the guys listened politely. "Kool" Louis said fidgeting in his seat. "Gotta go to the Lou be right bak" he said hopping up and running "I betta go with him, if not hell will break lose and he could possibly burn the building down" Zayn said getting up and following him. I noticed that Dutch and I both finished our ice cream so I followed them into the toy store to wait for them. "AHHHHHH!" I screamed as a hand grabbed my neck. I started kicking then took a second to clear my head. Slowly I lifted my shoulders so I could breath without my attacker noticing. Them quickly let go of Dutchez leash to make it seem as though I passed out until I actually did. Once the voice, obviously male, osaid "There ya go stupid girl" i snapped back to my senses, I knew he was off guard. When he least expected it I reached around and grabbed his face and tried desperately to call for Dutch. Calling and calling, seemed like forever until I turned my head and saw my angle, bloody and unmoving, with a newfound rage I swung my legs over his head so I was on his shoulders. Then began to (violently) express my rage, it was so hot I felt as though it was radiating from me.
"Awwwe look at the pretty littl' girl, all upset over er' littl' puppy" I deep British accent cooed. "Who are you!" I yelled towards the man. "As far as you know ill be... Umm, Jim, yes let's just say my name is Jim." The man answered. "Let me go, where am I?" I yelled angrily. "Sorry love not gunna happen!" He said bringing a pipe down over my head, sending me into endless darkness.
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