Side effects

Sarah's P.O.V
"Jesus, I'm certainly not doing this, this is ten times worse that what you did to your ex" I said
"oh, don't be a.. wait, a sitzpinkler" he said
"what were you gonna call me?" I asked
"pussy, but I forgot you were a girl"
"very funny" I rolled my eyes
"hurry" he urged me
"how did you even find out where he was staying?" I hissed at him
"god, you ask a lot of questions" he rolled his eyes
"you don't answer many" I snapped back
"hey, that wasn't bad, anyway, you were the one who used to sneak into your school to steal from other people's lockers"
"how did you know about that?!" I half screamed
"you didn't think I didn't notice when stuff was missing from my locker, you fucker" he smiled and opened my side of the car
"now go" he ordered
I rolled my eyes and grabbed the ski mask
"don't let him see ya and good luck" I could feel his smirk as I walked away
"I can't believe I'm doing this" I muttered to no one in particular
lucky for me, the window was open
I rummaged in the backpack Jesus gave me
a jackknife, a huge catfish (gross), a can of spray paint and veet (it's for shaving legs without a razor, just girly cosmetic stuff)
"here goes nothing" I said, putting the backpack on my back and climbing to the window
I was quiet as a human being could be quiet and looked up as soon as I was in I saw the bastard sleeping on the couch
as I had lived with him for years I happened to know he was an extremely heavy sleeper, especially since he usually slept through me screams
I took the fish out of the backpack
the smell wasn't that strong, yet
so I hurried
I took the veet of of the backpack and prepared it on a handkerchief Jay had given me
I got close and muffled a laugh
I pressed the handkerchief to his right eyebrow
I tried feeling guilty but I couldn't
I felt like the old me
the one that came before the depression
the one who did crazy stuff like break into seaworld
shit like that
I almost forgot about Dominic
I slowly removed the handkerchief from his eyebrow and went to the second part of this plan
the catfish
I cut it open and it released a horrible smell
still Dominic didn't crack
he was fast asleep
I spilled the guts all over his body carefully so he wouldn't wake and wrote him a sweet little note
'your love for me sleeps with the fishes'
I grabbed the spray paint and sprayed a giant S on the wall

"what happened ?" Jesus was smirking when I ran into the car
"go, I'll explain on the way" I laughed
I really had missed this
vandalizing and having fun
it was awesome yet childish
"so? what happened?" Jesus eagerly said
"well, I shaved his right eyebrow and spread the fish guts everywhere , it was awesome" I smiled
"do you think he'll shave off lefty or draw on righty?" Jay smiled
"doesn't matter, either way he'll look stupid" I smiled
"you missed this didn't you?" Jay smiled
"?a lot, but as soon as you're gone, bye bye pranks, they're not that fun without you "
"aww" he gave me his best 'you-are-annoying-but-I-love-ya' face
and I smiled back
the smile turned into a giggle and the giggle turned into a laugh and the laughing turned into brotherly-sisterly-cracking-up-at-noting-at-all
I guess none of us was the mature one

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