“Harry,” Liam asked, “truth or dare.”

“Dare.” I silently prayed this did not involve me.

“I dare you and Spencer,” great it involves me, “to swap knickers for the rest of the game.”

“Boxer-briefs me Styles.” I giggled hopping off his lap.

“Li, do you realize Specner is a size extra small?”

“Yes?”

“Do you realize she wears thongs?”

“Yup.”

“That barely have any fabric?”

“JUST DO IT ALREADY OR TAKE YOUR BLOODY PANTS OFF OR SOMETHING HARRY!” Louis shouted impatiently.

“You can drape a wash cloth over your junk Harry.” Liam offered.

Sighing in defeat Harry followed me to the bathroom. “I swear if anyone takes one picture of this I’m killing Liam!” he slammed the door in frustration.

“Give me your britches and turn around, I want you to be surprised at how sexy I look in them.” I whispered as seductively as I could.

“Be a good boy, no peeking and I might reward you later.” I said with a squeeze of his bum. Rolling his eyes in agreement he turned around and shimmied out of his pants and undies.

Taking off my pants as well, I slid on the underwear he handed me, without looking. I grabbed both of our pants and started for the door.

As I grabbed the handle of the door Harry asked for my thong like I usually wear. “Oh, by the way babe, you can turn around, and I didn’t wear any underwear at all tonight!” I rushed out of the bathroom carrying our pants with laughter.

“LIAM YOU ARE SO DEAD! WAIT, SPENC WHERE ARE MY PANTS! SPENCER YOU ARE SO DEAD!”

“Harry, you have to come out, a dares a dares.” Liam shouted back.

“So, commando, eh Spenc?” Niall nudged me with his elbow.

“Well it IS my birthday.” I winked back at him.

“Gross, I’ve heard enough of you and Harrys sex life tonight ta last me forever.”

Harry emerged from the bathroom with a pink and purple polka dot hand towel strategically covering his ‘area.’ “You’re all dead.”

“Babe, it’s really a cute look on you.”

“God Harry! Sit down! I can see your ass!” Zayn laughed, throwing a pillow at him, almost causing him to drop the towel. “And I’m really sorry I just almost had to see your dick!”

He plopped down on the chair and decided to be nice and awkwardly sat back down on his lap to try and help him hide himself.

“Dear lord you two! At least wait til we all pass out!” Liam joked. It was funny how the guys thought we did it all the time and here we haven't done it once. I wonder what Harry tells them.

“I hate you.” was all Harry said from underneath me. “Spenc, get me that bottle of anything really!”

I handed him the bottle and we all stared in disbelief as he finished it off.

“Harold, I know you may think it’s necessary to get pissed beyond belief right now, but it’s your turn, so go!” Louis reminded Harry.

“Ana, truth or dare.” He sighed, running a hand through his curls.

“Truth. I don’t want to be the dare that comes after…..that.” she said motioning up and down Harry.

“Out of all of us, who do you think has biggest dick?” I slapped his arm and muttered gross.

“Umm, well, for obnoxious as Louis is, not him, Niall is too cocky for it to be him, I can’t pick you Harry because I want to keep a friend, so Liam, Zayn any thoughts to add?” she motioned in between the pair.

“Just look at me love.” Liam joked.

Zayn just raised a seductive eyebrow at her.

“Zayn, definitely Zayn. He’s too quiet, not trying to talk himself up.” She nodded. “Yup, Zayn.”

“She knows how to pick em.” He added a wink.

“I’m offended!” Louis faked scoffed at her. “Just move along now dear. Go!”

“Kasi, truth or dare?” she smiled at our best friend.

“Dare.” Well we all knew that was coming.

“Imitate one of your favorite guy celebrities and make it good!” Ana said, I knew this was setting up to make fun of one of the guys, being that they are all technically ‘celebrities’.

“Okay so one time I was online just looking at random stuff and this really horrible like Australian boy band or something popped up so I clicked on them and they did all these awful dance moves that made no sense. And the one was like this.”

She hopped up on the table and started to do what looked like someone rowing a boat side to side, then she did some really sloppy pelvic thrusts, and topped it all off with turning around and shaking her butt like we’ve seen in some of the guys videos.

“Oh god these dudes were sooooo bad at dancing.” She laughed hopping off the table. Then she turned to the guys and did something I never expected. “And that’s what makes me beautiful boys.” She added with a wink.

I felt Harry turn to look at the guys, and noticed them all looking back and forth between each other. Now would be the perfect time to tell me Harry! It’s clear one of us at least knows.

“Well look at that, PICK ME KASI PICK ME!” Louis quickly changed the subject back to the game.

“Well, well, well, who is left?! Oh Louis! I pick youuuu!” she went along with Louis’ nonsense.

“DARE!” he shouted, not waiting for her to ask.

“Since my dare wasn’t that exciting, I should probably up the antics a bit.” She smirked a smirk that would rival one of the guys.

“I’ll do anything! I just want to finally play! Why am I always last!” he begged.

“Anything you say?” she raised her eyebrows.

“Well, I mean not…”

She cut him off. “Nope, you said anything.” She tapped her finger to her chin thinking. “I got it, give Harry a lap dance and make us believe you love every second.”

I started to laugh hysterically, leave it to Kasi to come up with a great final dare.

“Murder, really I’m going to murder you Kasi.” Harry fumed as I stood up, giving Louis full access.

“I mean, I could just take off my pants and call it a night.”

“NO!” Kasi and I shouted at the same time.

“A dares a dares Louis.” Liam added, just like he told Harry.

“Fine, I’ll do it. But if you bloody sport a hard on at any point of this...” he turned shouting at Harry, “we are no longer mates.”

With that Louis grabbed a bottle off the table and took a healthy swig. Harry motioned he wanted it as well, also taking a long drag out of the bottle.

“I’m not stoned enough for this.” Zayn rolled his eyes, hitting the piece he had packed.

“Gimme that.” Ana grabbed it out of his hands.

“Might as well.” I shrugged, puffing it.

“Fuck it, I’ll finish it off.” Liam took it just as Kasi turned on music for Louis’ dance.

At first Louis just stood there, he took another swig from the bottle Harry’s holding and begins to dance.

“Oh my god. He’s going to actually do it!” I leaned over to Kasi.

“I didn’t think he would!” she laughed.

“NO NO NO NO NO! STOP THIS!” Niall jumped up turning the music off. “I have to live with these blokes! I’ll never get that out of my head! I’ll take my damn shirt off for Lou!”

“I’ll streak before I let that finish happening.” Zayn added.

“Well hop to it Malik!” Kasi winked.

“KAS!” me and Ana shouted in unison.

“You guys are no fun.” She pouted.

After a little while longer, Olivia and Kelsey were saying their goodbyes and heading home. The guys decided to all just crash at our place murmuring about “being too drunk to be seen in public.” We all knew what they really meant, ‘paps are everywhere and we’re famous and super drunk and we have reputations, blah blah hogwash’.

As the guys fought over the couch, the girls said their goodnights and headed to bed.

Harry and I were tucked into bed snuggly when the door creaked open. I felt something hit my face and rolled over to turn the light on. Harry grabbed the shiny square that hit me and rolled his eyes.

“ALWAYS USE PROTECTION!” Louis yelled from the door, closing it and walking away.

“Is he just permanently drunk?” I laughed rolling into Harrys embrace.

“He’s just Lou.” He shrugged. “We don’t even really get it sometimes.”

“Thanks for making my birthday really special.” I kissed Harry.

“Anything for you, love.” He kissed me back. I sighed contently as he pulled me in as close as I could possibly get. "You know I haven't given you any of your presents yet."


“They can wait, I'm sure they'll be just as great sober." I kissed his chest, I want our first time to be one I remember. "Goodnight, Harry.”

Notes

Second half of the party!

let me know what you think!

whats going to happen with Harry's secret?