“How the dick have I not seen or even talked to you in a fucking month?” Emily laughed

“I guess we’ve just been so busy.” I shrugged shoveling another bite into my mouth.

Emily, Rachel, who Liam picked up from the airport this morning, and I were all out to dinner before the boys concert tonight. It had been as long as I left England since I’ve seen them last. I really needed the more than I thought.

“So what’s going on with you and Mr. Six Pack back in the states?”

I couldn’t stop my laughter at Emilys nickname. “Nothing at all! I’m making him a suit!”

“And sucking his dick?” Rachel added, laughing hysterically.

“No fucking waaaaaayyyy.” I groaned. “I think I’ve cheated enough for one relationship.”

“So you’re sucking Nialls dick then?” Emily smirked.

“Grossss no.”

“Gross? I don’t think you that’s what you said before.”

“Are we really doing this?” I rolled my eyes.

“Yes, you never gave us the full details.” Rachel pried.

“In public, right now?” I asked.

“No one even gives a shit about us right now. No one here knows who we are.” Rachel shrugged.

“It’s like all old people. Ew.” Emily looked around.

“Fine, but don’t tell Louis or Liam this.” They both nodded in agreement.

“Start from when we left because we obviously know you were all over each other before then.”

“And you didn’t stop me?” I rolled my eyes.

“It was so cute and the guys were oblivious to it and we didn’t know you were with Harry.” Emily smiled.

“Whatever, well after you left he went to kitchen to eat because that’s all the kid does. So I went in and he asked if I wanted any and being the shit I am I stole his fork and eat a bite then I wouldn’t give it back so he chased me around the island for it a few times. He finally caught me and I was pinned to the island facing away from him. I guess I started everything because I pressed myself up against him so he spun me around and started to kiss me. Eventually he put me on the counter and it got super hot. He carried me to what I thought was his room, we fooled around for a little and then we just did it. Like 3 times. Oh my god I’m a terrible person. And when we woke up we realized we were in Harry’s room and that was just the icing on top of the fucking cake.” I sighed.

“Holy shit. 3 times?!” Emily practically shouted.

“Out of all that the only thing that stuck out was 3 times?” I laughed.

“I just didn’t think our little Nialler had 3 times in one night at him.” She giggled.

“I’m not sure before then he had even done it 3 times ever.” Rachel added, doubling Emily over in laughter.

“Oh my god, I hate you guys. We officially aren’t friends. Where’s the airport? I’m leaving.” I joked.

“Shut up, you couldn’t live without us.” Rachel smiled.

“So anyways back to what’s important here. How big is Nialls dick? I mean he’s a shorter kid, but his feet are huuuuuuuuuge! Have you ever really looked at his feet compared to the rest of his body?” Emily stated bluntly.

“Nope.” I shook my head. “Not getting into that.”

“YOU SAID FULL DETAILS WOMAN.” Emily got excited.

“Okay fine it was like….I don’t know…like this big?” I made a gesture with my hands.

“Shut the front door.” Rachel leaned back in her chair.

“That’s almost as big as Lou.” Emily casually stated.

“Don’t want to know.” I held my hands up towards Rachel so she wouldn’t bring Liam into it.

“You said before Harry was better, but is he bigger than Harry?”

“No, Harry is bigger too but I was surprised. I mean I guess all the guys are pretty lucky then because size does matter.” I shrugged.

“Someone needs to hook up with Zayn so we can have all 5.” Rachel said as both the girls looked at me.

“Absolutely not, you do it!” I told Rachel.

“No! I’ve been with Liam 4 years now, I can’t do that.”

“Don’t look at me.” Emily said as I shifted my gaze to her. “I’m in over a year. You’re the one with the least amount of time with Harry.”

“Yes, but I’ve already cheated once.”

“Kasi.” Rachel said.

“She has a boyfriend now! Fuck!” I sighed.

“Wait, Kas gotta boyfriend?” Emily asked.

“Yes, he plays in the NHL.”

Emily’s smile grew wide. “I’m so meeting him next time I’m there. Who is it?!”

“I don’t see what the fuss with hockey is.” Rachel smiled smugly knowing it would get Emily going.

“I don’t see what the fuss with SOCCER is.” She shot back.

“Football.” Rachel countered.

“Soccer.”

“Football.”

“Hockey.”

“Soccer. Fuck!” Rachel laughed. “You win.”

“Anyways, who is it?” Emily asked again.

“Tim Erixon. We went to his rival high school so we hung out with him before he made it big but I guess they ran into each other while they were both at home and one thing led to another and now she’s moved on from Zayn.” I laughed.

“I don’t know him, but that means we need to find someone to do this.”

“Ella?” Rachel suggested.

“I don’t think Zayn would hook up with her no matter how fucked up he was.” I laughed.

“True, Ana?” Rachel suggested.

“She’s been with her boyfriend since like 8th grade.” I shook my head no.

“DAMN IT WORLD!” Emily sighed. “All I want to know is how big Zayn Maliks dick is.”

“Guys why are we so fucking weird?” Rachel laughed.

“Since when did you become such a badass and start swearing and being suggestive?” I giggled with Emily.

“When I hang out with you homos enough, shit is bound to happen.” I stuck her tongue out.

“How does Liam like it?”

“Makes me more sexual in the bedroom.” she winked. “Naturally he loves it.”

“Sorry I asked.” I laughed.

“Fuck man it’s 630.” Emily hopped up from the table.

“Already? Show starts in half hour, we better go.”


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(Harry POV)


“I don’t think they’re coming to see us before we go on.” Louis sighed from the couch beside me.

“Oh you’ll live.” Liam rolled his eyes annoyed.

“Sorry I haven’t been with my bird 4 years and I have complete and entire security that she won’t leave.” Lou shot back.

“You’ve and Emily have been getting on for over a year so shut up.” Liam left the room.

“Jesus what’s up his arsehole?” Niall asked as he shoved his face with potato chips.

“How do you eat then go run around a stage?” Zayn shook his head.

“How do you smoke a blunt then go run around a stage?” Niall joked.

“Fair enough, I’ll go find Liam.” Zayn laughed, exiting the same way Liam did.

“I think Liam’s going to propose tomorrow.” I said. “That’s why he’s so stressed.”

“What? Really?” Lou perked up.

“Yeah, we were talking about it earlier and since we’re going to the beach tomorrow for our day off he thinks he’ll do it there. You know because both of her best friends are there.”

“How come no one ever tells me anything?” Niall pouted.

“I didn’t know either lad.” Lou made a face. “Shit’s about to get real for One Direction, isn’t it?”

“What do you mean?” I was confused.

“If Liam gets married, we’ll have to worry about Rachel too.”

“Don’t we already worry about her?”

“Well yes, but she’s a girlfriend, not a wife.” Louis started. “Then if he has kids. Man I don’t know. This is why I don’t want to marry Emily. Well not yet anyways. I would figure as a wife she’d want to be with Liam all the time, right?”

“She is with us a lot now anyways though.” Niall pitched in.

“True but like marriage I don’t know about with the band.”

“We aren’t going to break up as a band or treat them as a couple any differently. What are you on about?” I rolled my eyes.

“How long have you been with Spencer now?” he randomly asked.

“Almost 8 months, why?” I had no idea where he was going with any of this.

“Look at all the shit she’s put you through in just those 8 months, imagine getting married and having people always throwing that back at you.” he said.

“We aren’t getting married anytime soon, trust me she’s made it very clear.”

“Why would you though?”

“For starters I’m madly in love with the girl, but everything with her is the way life is supposed to be. She’s my forever and I’m hers.”

“Even though she’s been involved with the cheating and now drugs and maybe even more cheating, plus don’t forget about the terrible fights you get into?”

“We have an honest relationship. Yes, we fight, yes she cheated.” I looked at Niall.

“Sorry mate.” He made a goofy face.

“But why keep that with you everywhere you go?”

“Because I fucking love her to death.” I was getting frustrated. “When did this become about Spencer and mines relationship?”

“I don’t know mate.” Louis sighed.

“I thought you liked her now though?” Niall added his two cents.

“Well I thought I did, but this whole Efron thing has me worried.” Louis shrugged.

“What about it? That I won’t make his suit coat the right size? Or that I’ll sleep with him too?” Spencer said coming up behind the couch.

“Spencer, I’m sorry I didn’t mean anything by it.” Louis tried to apologize but she waved him off.

“It’s okay, you can mean whatever you want by it because someone once told me ‘fuck what everyone else says. It’s me and you.’ I’m not concerned.” She smiled at him. “But don’t worry seriously. Everyone is worried and waiting for me to do something stupid.”

“We aren’t waiting for you to do anything stupid Spencer.” Louis laughed. “I am honestly sorry, I do love you.”

“Thanks Lou.” She smiled again, I wasn’t sure I believed this one though.

“Where’s Liam?” Rachel asked.

“Him and Zayn went off somewhere, probably to Pennys room.” Niall shrugged. “I can come help you find them.”

I watched as they walked out of the room together. Niall was always the nice guy. He put everyone else first no matter how bad he wanted to stay put and eat his body weight. I laughed out loud to myself.

“What are you laughing at you loon?” Emily asked.

“Just how much Niall eats.” I motioned towards the empty plates on the table.

“And he stays so flipping skinny. Man I wish.” Emily added.

“You’re a twig babe.” Louis rolled his eyes.

“Yes, but I work too damn hard to keep it that way.”

“Eat less.”

“Okay I’ll starve.” She shoved his shoulder.

“Fine, start snorting coke, you’ll stay way thin.” He stuck his tongue out.

“Perfect! Who’s got the yayo?” she scowled at her boyfriend. “Asshat.”

“I gotta go get me hair fixed up real quick, come with me love?” Louis hopped up grabbing Emily’s hand.

I watched as they walked out of the room, Lou carefully closing the door shut tight.

“He doesn’t need his hair fixed at all.” I laughed as Spencer flipped herself around on my lap to face me.

“I figured with the look he gave you as he shut the door.”

“I missed you.” I kissed her nose.

“I’ve never felt more relaxed than when I’m with you. I’m going so nuts in the city alone.”

“I’m sure the extra attention doesn’t help any.”

“Not at all, am I going to be a shitty girlfriend come next tour?”

“What? No, why?”

“I can barely go a month without seeing you now. When your next tour starts I’ll be more involved with work and have less time to travel.”

“We’ll be okay baby. I swear.” I wasn’t about to let her cry over something she wouldn’t be sure of for a while.

“I’m sorry, everything has me on edge. I’m really nervous about potentially running into your fans out there.” She got up and went over to her bag. “They haven’t been the nicest people to deal with in person or on the internet.”

“What are you digging for?” I asked curiously as she became more and more frustrated.

“Oh just some medicine I have to take. I meant to take it with dinner but forgot.” She mumbled.

“Are you sick?” she shook her head no. “Did you hurt yourself or something?” she shook her head no again. “Then why are you taking these pills?”

After a few more seconds she pulled a prescription bottle out of her purse. “Finally.” She smiled.

“Spencer what are you taking?” I sighed.

“Oh it’s for my allergies. I went to my doctor and got stronger meds because the over the counter stuff wasn’t working.” She smiled.

“Ah good. No sneezing on me.” I laughed as she popped two pills into her mouth, swallowing with the cup of water I had in my hand. “What if I wanted that?”

“Do you know if this place has a bar?” she randomly asked.

“Um,” I was dumbfounded. “What? Yeah, I would assume so it’s a sports venue.”

“Good, I’ll need a drink before this night is over.”

“Is everything okay?” I was starting to get worried. She was being so random.

“Yeah, sorry I was just thinking ahead.” She sat back down. “You know so I don’t miss any of the show.”

I returned the kiss she placed on my lips. “Tonights going to go so well. I can just tell.”

“I can’t wait to see!” she smiled. “It turns me on so much watching you up on stage, doing what you love.”

“Well good thing we got our hotel room for the night.” I winked, as the door flung open.

“Harry, 15 minutes.” Liam said coming in with Rachel.

“Guess that’s my cue to go warm up a bit.” I gave Spencer a long kiss. “Don’t forget our plans later.” I whispered for good measures. She swatted at my arm, shooing me along with Liam.

As we walked down the hall near the entrance to the stage Liam stopped me.

“She means the world to you.” he flatly said.

“Like Rachel means the world to you.”

“I’m glad are birds get along so well, you know being that they’re stuck with each other for the rest of their lives now.”

“Are you doing it tomorrow?” I asked vaguely in case someone who wasn’t supposed to be around was listening.

“At the beach, yeah. Got it all planned out in my head.” He smiled nervously at the ground.

“You know you have zero things to worry about right? We all know the answer.”

“It’s just so nerve racking. I’m going to spend the rest of my life with the girl I will never get enough of. I’m so elated.” He smiled at me as the other guys joined us.

“Tonights going to be a great night, I feel it.” Niall smiled.

“Yeah everyone is vibing hard tonight.” Zayn added. “You guys get into my stash?”

We all shared a laugh before getting into our usual routines right before the show started. He was right, we were all in a great mood. Not only was tonight about to be a great night, but the rest of our lives was going to be great.

Notes

Sorry it's a bit of a major filler. Don't hate me! I'm having a block right now. I know what I want to write and where the story is going, I just can't find the right words every time I attempt to write it. But no worries more to come.

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