Quick Tips

listen, writing is not impossible, no matter how much of a pleasurable pain in the ass it it...



lets face it, its no ones cup a tea, but it has just the right amount of challenge every one grieves for



so every one, sit your fine ass down and listen (well, read.... I guess...) to thy philosophy on make at least a 'c' standard for writing


lol jk at least a 'b-'







This should be fun.







First of all, mother fuckazz, do NOT show up in here insicure

gurl, your total faboo, so pick your FWINEEEE BOOOTAY UP AND START WRITING YOUR FAB-TA-SYSSS


even if your not the best writer, just do what I do,

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT

just keep telling your self and your peers that your a fucking star, trust me, this mind trick works, all your doing is telling your self that you can do it, because YOU CAN! SO GET OUT THERE AND WHIP SOME ASS! SHOW THE WORLD YOUR IMAGINATION AND RUB IT INTO THE, well we call them dull-ies, FACE!!!!!





Secondly, BE ORIGINAL FOR 1Ds SAKE!]

Listen, im going to level with ya here... you know because I've been there-done that, DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT JUST TAKE THE PLOT FROM THE LAST NIGHTS MODERN FAMILY EPISODE AND USE IT AS ONE OF YOUR CHAPTERS-

DOOOOOOOOOO NOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN SMELL I MOTHER FUCKING PHILL DUNPHY CHARACTER FROM A MOTHER FUCKING CONTINENT AWAY, SO I RECOMENT THAT YOU USE THAT BEAUTIFUL BRAIN OF YOUR TO THINK OF SOMTHING NEW, something yours. I know this sounds cleshé (being ironic because I'm doing a paragraph demonizing this but...) your ideas are way more valuable and rewarding than what ever is on abc family :)

Take it from Dale, aka the guy with all the crazy- original- tactics that get him away from all of his problems



you guys can all lean a lesson from him


The third thing your masters of life its self need to know is to help every one out once in a while

one of the best feelings in the world is feeling like you matter- like someone cares- so be someones hero and pass the happiness onto someone else who genuinely needs it






But please, don't blow someones confidence by being an asshole and just giving irrelevant corrections to their hard work













fuck yea, girl friend, good pep talk, good pep talk

Notes

Sorry it was a short chapter.... BUT I HAVE REASONS

first off, its one in the morning. piss off.

secondly, I'm sitting on the floor (don't ask why) .... ask..... it will be funny) maybe a 30% chase of being funny)...maybe) btw, it feels like a fucking lazy boy, drinking a hot coke watching recorded taps of modern family. I GOT DISTRACTED OKAY?? geeeezeee


of btw, I'm watching the episode where Lilly kept saying "momy" and it totally fruck her parents out. oh and its the one where Haley tride to get her drivers license and failed miserably 3 time in a row. Lol # fangirling