Quick Tips

Yes, hello! I have decided to squeeze in a quick chapter! yes- testing is still going on -_- apparently, having all the testing done in one week was out of the question. I guess it just makes too much sense. Anyway, yupp, read the title to get what is going on because honestly, I really do not feel like typing that shit over (and yet I would rather type a whole paragraph explaining why I do not want to write the title of the chapter over instead of taking 30 seconds to type a sentence. seriously, this is taking me 6 minutes to write. I'm ripping myself off). Anyway, lets begin shall we!

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1. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EEEEEVVVVVEEEERRRRRR LET ANYONE BE AWARE OF HOW BAD YOUR OBSESSION IS WITH YOUR FAV

so just lie as long as you can, lol

2. NEVER LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW HOW HOT BÆ IS
(yes, i consider Family Guy a kids show)

"hey listen girl, WHEN YOUR CATCHIN DA FEELINS ON MY BOO..."
i
remember to always keep them in a state where they will never know that they are not only hot, but a total sweetie pie, because then you will have rivals and it will just turn into one giant mess... or you can become sister wives - _ o

ps. i just realized I'm giving you all really bad advise... lol what the fuck ever, mirite?

3. if you ever meet your fav, remember this great piece of advise told by the wisest of philosophers...

yes, its a dirty joke, get on my level

5. REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR SANITY WHEN YO FAV COMES ON THE RADIO

if you look anything remotely like patrick, i admire your passion, but when I'm driving I don't want to see twelve year old girls crying in the passenger seat because Night Changes has come on the station

6. and we have all had this moment: staying up all night looking at your bæ, the thing is you don't have too stay up all night because THE PICS WILL STILL BE ON TUMBLR THE NEXT MORNING. Godamnit

7. "so Bee, can you give me some advise on what to do if my fucking phone breaks and I can't stalk my booboo anymore?" you may be asking
cry, i dont know

8. know that it is totally okay to check up on yo boo...


...but there should be a fine line between checking and stalking. not because its weird, but because it takes to much time out of your day, lol.

9. keep all the fandom haters out of your life

a smart person like you liking this band does not need that kind of hate in dat life

10. ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DANCE THE FUCK OUT WHEN BÆ COMES ON

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